Recreation You asked for it...Off Subject Otakus!

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  1. Meaikoh

    Meaikoh See you later, Moderator

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    Well, Inu, you came up with the idea for a thread like this, a thread without a subject. So that we otakus can get started on being off subject, first, here's my silly topic to start off with!

    ~THE ORIGIN OF SOCKS!~

    Heehee!
     
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  2. DrunkLeprachaun

    DrunkLeprachaun Tetsu Oushi

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    I think they were devised to prevent shoe-foot chafing. Blisters are unpleasant.

    What I want to know is...

    If a tree falls in an empty wood, what are the waves of sound energy converted into, considering the laws of conservation of energy?
     
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  3. Izzy

    Izzy moo. moo. moo!
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    they get transfered into seismic energy then in turn, rustle all the papers in every students folder due to the wind generated by the tree falling.

    so...

    ~~~~HOW MANY CHUCKS CAN A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD? considering of course, he had a large enough chainsaw and muscles the size of alaska.~~~~
     
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  4. Bloodberry

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    better question...

    how much dole could a bob dole bob if bob dole could bob dole?

    heh
     
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  5. DrunkLeprachaun

    DrunkLeprachaun Tetsu Oushi

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    I like Pie.

    I like Pie.
     
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  6. Izzy

    Izzy moo. moo. moo!
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    Post-molecular decomposition is a very discernable process that separates and reintegrates molecules in a particular pattern. However, attempting to use such a method for teleportation is highly unsuitable because you may end up with your head attached to your elbow.

    And by the way, rocky road ice cream is great for your body. It fills your daily requirements of chocolate ice cream, marshmallow lining and peanuts!!!!

    *NARF*ZOIT*WAHAHAHAHA*
     
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  7. Lime

    Lime Claude ish MY honey ^.^

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    O.O A RANDOM-NESS BOARD?!?!?! WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    *Runs around in cirlcles screaming, "RANDOM!!!"*
     
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  8. Meaikoh

    Meaikoh See you later, Moderator

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    Hey, maybe my cookies were broken! Alls I knows is maybe somebody baked me a new batch, cause they're working just fine.
    And here's a paradox:

    "If there's no manga, and you make your own, there's manga, but after you read it there's no manga, are you doomed to re-read manga, or create mangas & read them for the rest of eternity? Only if manga was limited. Animooo!"

    Err...Actually that's an excerpt from the anime script I'm writing for the contest. You lucky dogs!

    Oh and socks were originally created by the same alien race that build stonehenge, they wore them as hats on their eye-stalks.
     
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  9. Sachiko

    Sachiko happy SMJ shoujo ^_^

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    *sigh*

    Yah know what these questions remind me of? The old question of, "Does chicken come first or egg come first?" ^^;
     
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  10. Hikaru

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    hey! you know what THAT reminds me of??

    Chickens are the only animals that we eat before and after they're dead.
     
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  11. Hikaru

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    ACK! hold on!!

    I meant to say...

    chickens are the only animals we eat BEFORE THEY ARE BORN and AFTER THEY ARE DEAD..

    there we go...:D
     
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    Ciel Unoa Freak
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    theres also goose eggs, duck eggs... and don't feel like going on with this subject anymore :(

    hmm I think the Chicken came first. but its my own view. why would God create two eggs and leave em in Eden? :p maybe they were ready to hatch? but the snake could have eaten em!!!!


    why am I picturing Adam eaten chicken now?
     
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  13. DrunkLeprachaun

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    Ugh. I bite my thumb at creational 'science'.
    I think the egg came first. I reckon the chicken evolved into what it is today over a long period of time, so the first one born which was a 'true' chicken would have had to come out of an egg first.
     
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    In the spitit of randomness let me just say oroooOooOooOoo *falls over* :dizzy2:
     
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  15. Lime

    Lime Claude ish MY honey ^.^

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    o.o Scrambled eggs..Why eggs? o_O
     
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    Around 20 pineapples. I don't know if that's canned or not though. :D Wait...do half a century plus old politicians *have* the ability to bob doles?

    Oh, and of course, foxes came first, then snakes...so the fox could eat the chicken, and the snake could eat the egg.
     
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  17. Meaikoh

    Meaikoh See you later, Moderator

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    If you approach this the scientific way, the egg came first because dinosaurs layed eggs and they came before chickens.

    As for the theological view, the egg still came first.
    If the chicken started as an egg, then the snake did too. Snakes come from eggs, so they'd both hatch together, then the chicken could defend itself! :p
     
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  18. Lime

    Lime Claude ish MY honey ^.^

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    What came first..The snake or the egg...o_O

    If a tree fell in the woods, but no one was there to hear it..did it really make a sound? :D
     
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    Izzy moo. moo. moo!
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    But how did you know it fell!? HOW!?!?!?!
     
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  20. Stardust Phox

    Stardust Phox Such a Taurean I am!

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    I guess this is the place to come to be off topic.. (^^;; :D)

    Don'tcha just hate it when you're the last one to post at a thread? (I think we already had this topic somewhere...Yeah, but I never posted at it. :blush:)
     
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