Ranma 1/2 You no you watch to much ranma 1/2 when....

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  1. *~Inu-kagome~*`

    *~Inu-kagome~*` New Member

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    You know you watch too much Ranma when…

    1. You pour hot and cold water on your friends and pets, just incase…

    2. Your fiancées cooking is either: Good, Bad, Filled with a Potion, or will give you food poisoning for a week.

    3. You open your mouth and you’ve come to expect being hit with a blunt object.

    4. (If you’re a girl) You have to beat off the guys who want to date you, literally.

    5. You've memorized/created poetry, which you go around saying to anyone.

    6. Your doctor’s crush shows up and you immediately evacuate the building.

    7. You wear a bandana everyday.

    8. Your teacher asks you to take it off and there are another 10 under it.

    9. You’ve picked up a habit of disguising yourself as inanimate objects or you grow fearful of inanimate objects incase its really a person in disguise.

    10. A 500 yd walk from your house to a empty lot could lead you to Australia (when you live in Tokyo).

    11. Umbrellas aren’t used just for rain anymore!

    12. You justify your food fights at school by saying they are ‘Martial Art Dining Tournaments’

    13. You decide to grow a plant or miniature tree on your head.

    14. You see something cute, name it, and take it home. This may be anything from fish cake to a piglet.

    15. (If you’re a guy) You’re goal is to kiss every girl you can.

    16. (If you’re a girl) You often cook food for the guy you like. This, unfortunately, tends to disagree with his stomach. Perhaps you should use more mayonnaise, sugar, vinegar, and salt.

    17. 3 ft old people are actually considered normal.

    18. You try to talk your home economics teacher into teaching the fine arts of the Martial Arts Tea Ceremony.

    19. You go to the zoo and name the alligator there Mr. Turtle.

    20. You buy a turtle and name him Mr. Alligator.

    21. You dress up as your friend’s sister even though they don’t have a sister. What’s really sad is they buy it but when they realize you aren’t their sister they cause you sever cranial damage.

    22. You buy fireworks, wrap them in a ball with ace bandages, light the fuse, throw it, and shout, “Happo Fire Burst!”

    23. When in a fight you dodge your opponent while slowly leading them in a spiral. You yell “Hiryu Shoten Ha!” and punch your opponent hard. This only enrages them more and doesn’t help the situation any.

    24. You draw a funny smiley face on your stomach in hopes of becoming invincible.

    25. You think all French people are capable of shoving entire watermelons in their mouths.

    26. Foreign names don’t sound so odd to you, after all, what is weirder than Shampoo, Mousse, Cologne, and Pantyhose Taru?
     
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  2. *~Inu-kagome~*`

    *~Inu-kagome~*` New Member

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    oops!

    and ppl here! tell me some of ur own 2!
     
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  3. yakamashi

    yakamashi New Member

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    all of those things remind me of well... me!

    that's all i can say...
     
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  4. Iya

    Iya HIP ATTACK!

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    Man, you took all the good ones.
    The only one that I can think of is:

    27. You are now terrified of cats.
     
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  5. Vegetalover16

    Vegetalover16 New Member

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    meh....

    when everytime you get mad , you try to pull a hammer out of hammer space

    when you have 2 personas - girl - boy


    when you throw fire works at people , and yell " HAPPO FIRE-BURST!!"
     
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  6. _ukyo_

    _ukyo_ New Member

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    1. You use a vodo doll alot on the ppl you hate.
    2. You walk on the top of gates, falling into the water thinking that it wasn't a very good idea doing that as the curent takes you away.
    3. You show your breasts to boy to get what you want...
    4. You throw a smoke ball and place an animal there whille you can't see anything you run and hide.
    5. You hate cheerleaders and think they are evil and they are makig you lose your game. (i allready think that lol)
    6. You learned the theme song in japanese...
    Uh thats all i got ritte now XP
     
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