Creative Writing A story for your m2a pals

Well, I got this idea from Tusky ( you sexy piece of sex. hehe). I think all you people who can write will enjoy this activity. It'll be like RP'ing......ONLY ONE PERSON CONTROLS IT! muhahaha. Okay. Well, this is it: Write a story, 100 words or less about anything you want. But the characters must be people from m2a. You can choose as many ppl as u want, etc. Please keep it clean. I hope to see some response, I'll have mine done tomorrow! *so excited* hehe. Come on writers! (or anyone else willing to take this up)

 

It Was a Dark and Stormy night.. It was Raining Catfish like you would not believe.. Up on the old hill past the grave yard was a House.. Just A normal house, not haunted or any of that jazz that you would expect. So inside the house on that dark and stormy night sat three people all playing Strip solitaire. On the Right Was Lex_Diamonds, To his right was Bloodberry, To her right Was Izzy, to his right was lex_diamonds, So on and so forth.. Lex Being the kind of guy he was was cheating. Instead of Playing Solitaire he kept playing 52 pickup.. and Izzy being the sucker he is kept picking up the cards.. THUNDER crashed.. Bloodberry Screamed, The lights went out.. And when they came back on.. There was no one left but cards everywhere, Bloodberry’s pants on the floor and one dead catfish………………..

The moral of the story is.. When raining catfish out.. Don’t play 52 pick up…….


KaMe

 

OH COME ON GUYS. Fine. I'll write mine. ph33r the k0geskillz.

Go KaMe! You da man! btw.


Kenshin was laying peacefully at his pool in Spain, when there was a sudden banging noise from within the house. Kenshin, in his short shorts, padded into the house to see what the racket was. He goes in, only to find Mordeth setting up kegs in the kitchen. In his lovely irish accent, Kenshin says to Mordeth,
"Mord, what are you doing in my house in Spain?"
Mordeth mutters 'bollix' as he almost drops the keg. Kenshin starts to get impatient with Mord and and kicks him in the arse. Mord turns around and grins at Kenshin.
"Oh, didn't you hear?" he says, "BakaMattSu is Bill Gates long lost favorite son, and Bill died. So he gets all his money. He's funding an m2a get together. We decided to have it here, since you happen to have a nice pool."
Kenshin's face was like this -->
People started to stream into the door with duffle bags and smiles on their faces. The first person in the door is User18. He comes into the house and looks around. He waves happily at Mord and Ken and begins to draw on the walls with a red crayon. Oddly, it read " No spam is good spam"...over... and over again. Up next, in walk the two sexy ladies from Florida, NeoBlackLady and Cosmos. NeoB walks over and starts funneling some beer while Mord chants "chug chug chug!" Cosmos sits on the m2a couch and hums to herself. We all know who she is waiting for! That's right! And who walks in the door next but exiztone! The almighty sex god! He sheds a happy tear at Cosmos and turns the television onto Family Matters, so he can finally see Steve Urkel in all his glory. Eventually all the members showed up. Neph_X was in the corner with Bloodberry, as they terrorized the n00bs with a poking tank and random violence. Ark looked on with amusement, throwing "I love Judas" pins at people at will. Tusky and KaMe were outside building a mud wrestling pin for Thin Yume and Migoto Neko to practice their moves in. Tusky had no pants, but no one knew where they were and enjoyed the show. Meanwhile inside the house k0ge, DrunkLeprachaun, Kenshin played FFX on the ps2. Drunkie cursed and threw things at k0ge, because she doesn't know how to use the controller. She also had a pair of pants mysteriously tied around her head. Izzy Izumi was arguing with GenericHero5 about the merits hentai has for our society. Toomaa and Zanza had Mord in a headlock and were giving him noogies for all the bad jokes he made about them. Toomaa also had plans for exiz, for the PMS jokes. But that would wait until later, because exiz was with tedz and Mr.Ticky, and they were plotting to take over the world. Odin, elee, and Artemis were in Kenshin's large bathroom having Jedi wars! Quistis stood there and starry eyed, cheered them on! Lex_Diamonds was sitting quietly at the table, drinking his 55th beer. No one knew how he'd survived this long. It was suspected that he had a magical stomach. Lex is now a legend, since that day, and will continue to be. It was the greatest party of all time, and we had BakaMattSu and Kenshin to thank for it. And anime, which brought us all together.

THE END. p.s I know it's probably over 100 words. I don't care.

 

there's two of you now?


funny story, i nearly died at the bollix line

<Mordysseus> Mordeth mutters 'bollix' as he almost drops the keg.
<Mordysseus> HAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Great story k0ge
I can imagine it all taking place, I hope someone makes a movie out of it... I could play myself, and we could get some nice girl to play as Mordeth... yea, that'd be cool

 

How's this?(Sorry to anyone I leave out)

A strange meteor crashed into the hillside during a party at Nephilim_X's house.We were all alarmed,so we ran out to see what happened.We started to run down a hill when Tooma started to slip!Good thing exiz was there to help her up!When we reached the bottom,Kogarashi said,"Look,a meteor!"The meteor started to split open.Koge unsheathed her ninja sword in hurry to fight.I told her to stand back,but she didn't listen.Suddenly,a shadowy figure emerged from the meteor.It was none other than Kame!He laughed evily as his minions were dispatched.They included:Teddz,User 18,and Zanza!They snapped and snarled at all of us as we drew our weapons.Kame's arm transformed into a giant axe and cut a huge tree down!I dashed over and pushed it out of the way before it could hit the unsuspecting Misao below.Neph shot a few laser beam shots at Teddz,but he swiftly dodged.Koge and Zanza engaged in a deadly sword fight!OutlawPutz shouted,"They're too fast!"exiz transformed into a giant dinosaur and proceded to stomp on User 18!He retaliated by sticking a match under his large,scaly foot!The fight raged on until a 5th enemy snuck up behind me.It was the one and only Bakamattsu!He said,"Well,if it isn't Blue Crow!"I knew he was more powerful than me,so I didn't hesitate to call my giant mecha!My BC Gundam crashed down from the sky.As I climbed into my Gundam,Bakamattsu started to laugh!"What are you laughin' at!?"I yelled.He smiled and shouted,"If you guys don't calm down,I'll ban you all!"The fight stopped immediately!We all turned and smiled at each other, then we shook hands and returned to Neph's party.And we proceded to get trashed!

The End

Sorry.I know it was lame and not very detailed,but I wanted to make it quick.

 

M2A Sci fi!

Nephilim_X smirked as his display screen came to life. He sat at the bridge of the SBS Terror. One of the custom built Johan class Destroyers, he had been sent to patrol the M2A star system on a mission to wipe out trolls and other fools.

The M2A k0ge and the M2A Bunsie were about 100 clicks away, their auto-cannons attempting to repel the mosquito-like n00bs.

Neph snickered. "Launch... it." He whispered. Silently and with deadly precision, the Transforming Poking Vehicle transformed into its fighter mode, and ripped through the newbies.

The k0ge and the Bunsie flew to the flank. "Coming in to rearm and refuel, SBS Terror." Neph gave the go ahead.

Suddenly a massive Troll Warp Reading appeared.

"What is it?!" Neph barked.

The computer replied in its sexy female voice (provided by the lucious Kate Fahr) "Incoming Troll. Reading Report A New Class of Troll. Its Registry Information Reads as the Q-Uzi Mark 2."

Neph called in the local authorities. This would be a big one. The original Q-Uzi had been a major nuisance, wasting critical system resources in his brief onslaught.

The M2A Kame, Drunkie and Exiz warped in. The k0ge and Bunsie detached.

The battle began.

The Bunsie and k0ge skirted around the perimeter, carefully targeting Q-Uzi's confidence. Kame and Exiz worked on erecting force-fields to contain the beast, while Drunkie and Neph began the main assault. Drunkie's rapid firing pierced the hull, and Nephs massive cannons, though slow to fire, ripped massive holes. The Image Armada zipped through the reinforcements the Q-Uzi called in, smashing trolls left and right.

Suddenly the Q-Uzi began to glow.

"Get out of here! He's about to fold!" Neph shouted.

The fold operation began, but Neph did not escape in time.

The Terror and Q-Uzi 2 sat silent in space.

Finally, they engaged their main cannons.

There was a bright light...


---

Neph floated through the void, his only protection his eva suit. The oxygen was getting low, and there was no way that the others could make it to him in time, not even with a broadband gateway. Trolls just move too fast, too far, and this one finally got him. But Neph had managed to destroy that vessel, and the system was safe again.

Neph weakly drew Miia, the original queen of M2A, on his visor, and as his oxygen ran low...

He looked back. He had been a terror himself. But now, alone, with naught but the stars, he finally felt as peace, his life at an end.

As his eyes slowly shut, there was another bright light...

 

/me goes gurl!

hehe. U rock B to the Berry.

Great stories Neph, Blue Crow. I especially like the part about the second Q-uzi (but, sad ending...: ( ), and of exiz being a dinosaur. lmao. Imagine. Fabulous ppl, keep em coming.

 

lol so Im the damsel in distress saved by my lovely <3 clan member, Go exiz!
eheh cool story blue crow

lol thats what im going to do when I first meet Mordeth *glares at him*
Koge, the story is so funny !! I hope there is a sequel to it

 

A different universe, a different time, a different tale...

Nephilim sat at his computer, searching for posts. Something, anything, that could tell him the answer to his question...

What Is The Forum?

His screen suddenly went dark. Green letters appeared.

Wake up, Nephilim. Follow the Black Queen.

Nephilim rubbed his eyes, and the text was gone.

Suddenly there was a knock at his door.

He answered. There stood Cosmos, NeoBlackLady and User18.

"Neph! Come to the chatroom with us!"

He was about to refuse, but then he remembered. Black Queen.

"Ok."

***

Neph sat in a dark corner at the club, not enjoying himself much. Suddenly a woman in black spandex approached him.

"Nephilim?"
"Yes?"
"Thin Yume."
"You're the one with that sexy pose in the Dare thread."
"Yeah... Whats wrong?"
"I uh... I always thought you were shorter."
"Most men do. The truth isnt out there, Nephilim. Its within."

***

Neph sat in his office, working. Suddenly, Alakai walked up.

"Package, sir!"

Nephilim opened it. A private message.

"Get out of the building. They are coming for You. I don't know what they're going to do."

Nephilim looked up, and could see what looked like a turnip, fiery red hair, and a gorgeous red-head in suits walking towards him.

Nephilim tried to log out, but his connection just wasnt fast enough. They took him into a private chat room.

***

Nephilim gasped, awake. What just happened? A dream? He remembered something going into him, but... no.

He checked his email.

"Meet at the Announcements forum."

He began his walk.

***

Nephilim screamed as the masked users ripped a mechanical bug out of him. "Jesus Christ, that things real?!"

And with that, they took him to Ark.

***

"So, you want to know what The Forum is?"

"Yeah."

"Nobody can be told what it is. You have to see it for yourself. So I ask you... are you willing to ask yourself... What Would Judas Do?"

"Fur das kapital..." Neph said.

And with that, Neph's theme began to change as he was transported to another realm.

***

The training was intense.

Nephilim tried to catch his breath, gasping for air in this computer simulated board.

"You think thats spam you're posting?" Ark asked.

*** (I'm going to skip a lot of crap) ***

Neph went to The Oracle, Meiakoh Takashi.

"Am I the One?"

"Well, the moderators think you're tough ****, and you get the norms impressed, but... you just arent ready. Waiting for your next account, I guess."

"Then Ark is wrong. I'm not The One."

"No, and he'll die for his beliefs."

"I cant let that happen."

"Best move."

*** (Im skipping more crap) ***

Nephilim ran quickly, trying to click the log out button. He had rescued Ark, he was so close! He had to go! Go go go!!!

The trio of Staff, Bloodberry, EnergizerBunny and the leader, BakaMattSu, persued him.

Suddenly...

BAM

Nephilim's post count was set to Zero.

He collapsed.

"Check him." BMS said.

Bunsie reached down. "He's dead."

***

Thin Yume IMed Neph.

"Neph... you cant leave... you see... the Oracle... she told me... that... I would fall in love, and that man..... he would.... and... I love you." she whispered as she kissed him.

***

As the Staff left, Nephilim suddenly began to rise.

BMS cursed, and the three fired flames at him, which Nephilim simply stopped with a wave of his hand.

"NO!" BMS growled.

Nephilim smirked, and leapt into BMS.

BMS began to fluctuate, his title changing to a bright pink, his sig singing praise for Neph, his post count dropping.

And then, BMS's account was deleted.

Nephilim calmly breathed, his mere breaths causing the various boards to alter.

"I am The Admin."

*cue angsty rock ending music*

 

LOL great stories but Koges was funniest but keep up the work, too bad I suck at making good stories, I can only come up with beginnings and then it stops

 

Far away in another world, a man named HPM is running in the forest and seeking shelter from the rain. He is running because he is hunted by bountyhunters for his way of thoughts and actions. The prize on his head was set by an evil woman named K0ge who announced herself as queen of the world and she had a lot of followers. The man found a little cottage which was abandoned but there was still food and other things inside. He started eating everything (which could be eaten) of what was left in the house and then collapsed from fatigue at the table. Some hours later he woke up when the door was smashed and in stormed Mordreth the drunk and Kamekazi the lobster licker with swords in their hand chopping everything in their way, fortunatly the man jumped through the window and started running, one-on-one he could take them but when there's 2 against 1 and probably a third person hiding for the right time then it's better to run. The hunters followed but couldn't keep up with HPM's speed and suddenly a posion dart flew straight into his neck and he fell to the ground uncounscious. When the goons got to the scene they saw Bloodberry the sneaky was busy with tieng HPM up so he couldn't escape. The, now, 3 hunters brought HPM to the evil castle, which had the appearance of a cute pink toy house, of the evil K0ge. The still uncounscious HPM was brought forth to the throne room, aka koges living room, and put on a chair with handcuffs behind his back, and when he woke up he saw this cute girl and he realized that this cute girl must be cover for the real evil K0ge just to fool people. The evil little cutie told HPM her story and offered him to join her cause but HPM don't take orders like that from anyone and wouldn't even join her cause even if she was a goddess. "By speaking of goddesses" K0ge said, "here's Teddzie the Ah! My goddess maniac, and he will be your torturer until you join me". HPM laughed at the little maniac, what could he do, when suddenly Teddzie brought forth his big stereo and started pumping out techno with the highest volume there is and HPM couldn't stand techno so he started to scream out some evil cursed words, aka blackmetal, but without any results. He was almost out of power when he remembered his triumph card, the ultimate sound there ever is. He asked them to turn down the volume so he could get a last wish which would be accepted and a "Nuka Cola Classic" was brought forth. HPM drank the whole 33 cl bottle in 3 seconds and then his stomach started to growl and then the ultimate sound came forth and Teddzies speakers was blown to smitherens and everyone flew against the walls from the almighty power of the "Ultimate Burp" that only a master can acheive, K0ges so called castle stood no more and everyone laid on the ground, amazed and scared from what power they had seen and heard, the only thing that was kept intact was the chair but not the handcuffs so HPM started walking towards the sunset...

 

Did I mention i am a rocker too?

 

I know that you listen to that as well but I just took it for fun, it's nothign serious in the story I hope

 

As I say it in swedish.." Det är fan lugnt "

Nice Story Everyone...Mine will come up after my anual LAN...and it will a messy, nasty one

 

Stop making me a part of your Goon Squads ppl.. And the next person to do so will end up in my story and the Crap house cleaning wench!..

KaMe

 

Oh My Goddess!

Who is the "Human" who told her the secret plans of the <3 clan?!...