Creative Writing A story for your m2a pals

Once upon a time the strings department at Kenshin89 and Muffin's school decided to take us on a field trip to the science museum. We went into the gift shop and our friend asked us to help her find a pricetag ::like Homer Simpson:: "Ohh Price Tags."
That is when Mufin decided to smack me on the side of the head. Causing me to see doubble images, funky colors, and feel dizzy.




TRUE STORY

 

Arn't I soooo nice you should be thanking me since I care so much LOL! Hmmm... Story
once at a rehersal w/ the evil strings teacher of doom, the evil teahcer blew up and tossed kenshin89 thru the ceiling and muffin laughed her little head off wondering how he could fly.

THE END!

 

I'm not supposed to be online......not at all. But I am. So here it is..........you two don't spam my thread, or I'll stuff you in a vault and blow it up. With explosives. I'm feeling edgy right now, you don't wanna mess with me!!!!!!! *eye twitch* Either write a story with substance or comment on the other stories. I don't wanna see this crap. Don't at all!! Thank you, have a nice day.

p.s HPM, great story. If I could have a house, it would definetely be pink and fluffy.

 

Sorry bout the double post, but I'm writing another story. Dunno if it can surpass my first one but...We'll try.


There was a rattling noise. It was nearly dusk, and Lex_Diamonds and Tusky were just closing up The George, which Lex had bought off of a mysterious feminine man name Raoul. Tusky had joined Lex in a partnership, because he finally realized...this is what he wanted to do in life. To own the most amazing bar in Ireland. In Tusky's opinion, anyway. Tusky got excited by the noise and accidentally mounted a chair. Lex had lost many a chair that way, yes he had. He threw his beanie on the floor and went to investigate. It was coming from the back, where he stored all his liquor and Village People outfits. He opened the door, and gasped. Who was sprawled on the floor, but Mordeth!

Mordeth looked blearily up at Lex and tried to get up. He was not successful. He was mightily plastered, was Mordeth. Lex muttered 'bollix' and dragged Mord out of the liquor storage room in disgust. He set Mord up in the chair Tusky had almost shattered (but had not, for his mounting had gotten less aggressive as of late). Mord asked him for a pint. He said he needed to get drunker, because it let him have alcohol induced hallucinations about a harem he dreamed of creating. And to this, Lex said " Ya don't, ya won't, and ya bloody well shownt."

"Pish." Said mord. And promptly passed out.

Running in next, to Lex's frustration, ( because he'd forgotten to lock up) was Bloodberry. A holy light shone down as she stepped into The George. A WOMAN??....why these floors hath never known such a creature. And such a fine example of a woman. Bloodberry surveyed the situation in front of her. It seemed that she needed to make some major renovations to this place. She rang up her friend whom she calls "lepper." He arrived in no time and began to randomly throw chairs. This man, he was infamous, legendary. Some say he had built up rage. Others, they believed him a divine force, sent by something otherworldy to make people understand that humanity...is just a spec of dust in this wide universe. Others thought he was just special. A raging inferno, this "lepper" man made quick work of The George. To his horror, Lex saw his beautiful bar being transformed into...*gasp* a SINGLE'S BAR??! And apparently they were going to play heavy metal music all the time?? WTF??! But, just in time, the door was thrown open and in stepped the almighty Zanza. She grabbed Bloodberry and "lepper" by the collars, and effortlessly threw them out the door. And the words she spoke that day, after saving The George, will never be forgotten:

"I came, I saw, I pwned."

And they all lived happily ever after. Except Mord who drank milk the day after and got very sick. Kenshin laughed at him.

The End

 

lol great story, laughed a lot when reading it

by the way which member is this "lepper" actually?