Humour Break-Up lines

Wow...I'll buy it if I EVER need it...but I doubt it. BUt I just witnessed a really hilairous break up line today, but my friend obviously didn't think so...*snickers*...

...My friend and I were walking to class and all of a sudden, his girlfriend comes up and they start making-out on the spot. I roll my eyes as usual and wait for them to finish so that I can walk with him again, but then all of a sudden she pulls away and says, "Honey...I cant be with you because your butt...is not cute anymore. It distracts me everytime we have sex...I'm sorry." I SWEAR TO GOD THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!! I couldn't believe it, but she was a b**** anywayz...but I started laughing sooooo hard!!! He looked at me as if I was crazy, but it was sooooo damn funny! I couldn't help it! I feel bad for him, but at least when he looks back we'll have some good laughs. LMAO! ^_^

-Kryshana

 

nehhe this is a original one, i just usaully say " Mom said we can't be together any more.., and i don't want to lose you but you know how my mom is..*sighs*" god it works so well. you have no idea.

 

*sighs* yeah...I know that one too...I've used it before as well...*oopsies*
These are MY actual breakup lines starting with my first boyfriend to my last ex-bf. I had 6 ex boyfriends...hehe...^_~

GUY #1 - "I'm sorry...I cant stand long distance relationships, plus I found someone better."
GUY #2- "You're such a loser..I can't be with you anymore!"
GUY #2- (went out with him again) "I'M NOT LETTING YOU BREAK UP WITH ME...I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!!"
GUY #3- "Sorry...you're just so over protected and you remind me like an old fart. It'll never work...sorry."
GUY #4 - "I really care about you and all...I just can't stand being with you...things haven't been like they used to...but I hope we can still be friends."
GUY #5- "The problem is me? No...the REAL problem is that u are just sooo f***ed up in the head that you're to much of a coward to break up to my face you cowardly jack***!!!"
GUY #6- "I'm sorry...I really love you, but I'm still not over GUY #4...I need to take some time to my self...*sometime later*...I found out I was happier without you, goodbye!"

WOw...I'm skilled! ^_^

-Kryshana