Humour Comebacks/Disses

ukyo those are so hilarious ive herd of the we are family one so many times in diffrent versions, chan now yours were great too ( **cant stop crying**)

allright heres some more ive got there not all your mama so fat jokes.

*your mama's like a tv even a five year old can turn her on.
*your mama's so fat when she steped on the scale it said 90210[thats an old one-(remember the show?)]

 

I only got a few min. left, so I will just post one...I'll post some more later:

Your mamas so ugly, when the Devil saw her, he started praying.

Later

 

Your mammas so stupid she shoved two batteries up her a$$ and started singing Ive Got The Power

Your mamas so hairy when you when to the zoo, the zoo keeper tried to put her in a cage

 

Yo mamma is so fat she went to the pool in a black and white bikini and everyone yelled "Shammu, Shammu"

You so ugly i walked in your house saw a boger hang'n on a wall and yo moom said "like the family portrait?"

You so poor i walked into your house and steped on an ice cube and you said "who turned of the air Conditioner"

you so poor i walk into your house smokin your mom said "can i buy your heater" (or "thank the lord stomp yo feet we finally got some heat"

I cut you down so small you gonn'a have to hold up a sign that says "dont spit cant swim!"

 

your mammas so fat that when i tried to drive around her i ran out of gas

Your mamas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

 

[QUOTE/]I've found that this one works best if you're good at creepy stares. Once they stop talking, look them straight in the eyes. Don't say anything. Don't move. Don't blink (if it can be helped). Make the silence long and uncomfortable. Then, when they're about to go insane and HAVE to move, follow them with your eyes. ^_^ It really creeps people out![/QUOTE]

that one works for me all the time, I realy freak people out like that(no Im not ugly) its just that i give them the evil eye(except i have 2 eyes) and it realy is evil looking, i stoped a few fights from happening like that, also the person who made a joke about me stops laughing because the evil eye also looks like I'm inviting a fight


heres a your so ugly joke probably herd it.

Your so ugly your mama had to feed you with a sling shot

 

Your so stupid you got locked in rooms to go (ne furniture store works matress giant etc.) you slept on the floor.


your so stupid you tried to drown a fish, kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

 

hehe...I got one Q: whats the diffrence between a hooker and a lawyer?
A: the hooker doesnt try to screw you over when your dead.