Humour Cult of Neph vs Warsaw Pact (image heavy)

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  1. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    Ok, first things first. This is our propaganda poster battle.

    But I want to set some ground rules.

    1. This is all in good fun. Don't take anything too seriously. The point is to have FUN. Don't complain about silly images, just enjoy the jokes for what they are.
    2. Try to keep images clean.
    3. If your image is way too big filesize-wise, don't bother.

    Anyway, on with the first salvo!

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  2. Dr. Nick Rivera

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    I win.


    Kekekekekeke.
     
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  3. Nephilim_X

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    Board Wars: The Cult Strikes Back!



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  4. Reisti Skalchaste

    Reisti Skalchaste New Member

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    So, the crying lizard is the communist? And the mean old lady is kicking him off her land? Real good point there. :rolleyes:
    This just makes you look like an american politician. Painting your opponents a bad color. :p
    Ehh, they're just fake Chiis. Bet they don't even do anything. :p

    So, you're a giant freaky mouse who scares children. Wow. :rolleyes:

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    Making an @$$(donkey) of yourself, eh? :D

    Note: Yes, I know the whole thing's a joke.
     
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  5. Nephilim_X

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    Nnnnnnnno, he's being kicked out of his house.

    Do I have to repeat the first rule?

    This is all in good fun. Don't take anything too seriously. The point is to have FUN. Don't complain about silly images, just enjoy the jokes for what they are.
     
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  6. Reisti Skalchaste

    Reisti Skalchaste New Member

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    So, jokingly commenting on fallacies I noticed is bad?
     
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  7. me_dreaming_zzz

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    Not true, the house belongs to the mean old lady, who orders her servant to drown his pet. This picture is a caricature on a "Mu Mu" or "Moo Moo" novel by Leo Tolstoy, using Cheburashka novel/cartoon charachters.

    But i do get your humour and what u meant by this.
     
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  8. Nephilim_X

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    Yes. The whole point is to be ridiculous and over the top.

    I figured, but you don't have to be true to the origin of the image in this thread. It's about having fun.
     
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  9. Dr. Nick Rivera

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    Are you kidding me? That n00b's got nothing on me. Totally not a yak, and I'm totally not a small asian girl.

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    EDIT: I just noticed that it makes sense...because I'm a doctor.
     
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    ha ha , love the last picture :D so funny
     
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  11. Yossarian

    Yossarian Yossarian Lives!

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    I'll do whatever I damn well please!

    And you made a typo, you fool! It should read "you're" in the second picture, not "your"!
     
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  13. Kaiyon

    Kaiyon Grim Reaper

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    Oh, of course I preffer the Warsaw Pact. Why? Ill tell you why!

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    Ever wanted to be in a cartoon where all you do is shoot people!? Well, join the Warsaw Pact and you will.

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    Nothing shows more team effort and unison like matching uniforms. Of course, be a true Mandalorian, and never take off your helmet.

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    Well, what beats the hell out of having matching uniforms!? Hanging out with the Dark Lord of the Sith does! He WILL hang out with you. He HAS to....really he does.

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    Cult of Neph may take your privacy by annoying you all the time with sensless ranting. Well, the Pact lets you do what you want, when you want! And of course, our personal security guards will keep those Nephists if they feel like stalking you. Really!

    Thank you

    - Kaiyon

    Remember....all the above pictures may be inacurate. Im not really with the Warsaw Pact all the way, im just here because its the only other one against Neph's. If you think or feel that these pictures are innacurate in some way, feel free to go screw yourself...a lightbulb. And i just did it because i liked the pictures.
     
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  14. Nephilim_X

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    Since when did Warsaw Pact include anything to do with Star Wars?... Oh well.

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    I'd like to ask that people start doing some spell-checking on their images, please. If at all possible try to use something better than Paint, and if you HAVE to use Paint, save them as pngs rather than jpgs, because MSPaint jpgs are not pretty with all those compression artifacts.

    Edit: But if you'd care to get a little more advanced than Paint, try Paint.Net, a free alternative to MS Paint with a lot of options that Photoshop has. It's not quite as feature-stuffed as Photoshop but it's still vastly superior (AND IT HAS LAYERS). Your jpegs also will look great. Honestly if I wasn't already a Photoshop user I'd be on Paint.Net.
     
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  15. Reisti Skalchaste

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    That one looks like you, Neph! :D

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    The Warsaw Pact takes it away. How, you ask? With their mind-enslaving machinery that turns their followers into mindless cultists.

    Do *you* want to be like that? No? Join the Cult of Neph.




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    How do you feel when you see this woman? Do you find yourself instantly falling in love with her? Do you find yourself wanting to be with her?

    You're not the only one. Join the rest of us in The Cherry Fanclub. The only real club to be in. :p
     
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  16. Yossarian

    Yossarian Yossarian Lives!

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    if i had put it as you're instead of your it wouldn't have fit...So :p

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  17. Dr. Nick Rivera

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    Maybe he'll stop smiling like that too, if you're lucky.
     
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  18. Yossarian

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    my greatest ones yet....

    beat that Dr.nick
     
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  19. Warsaw Pact

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    Stalin flying his airship to the rescue.

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    First Anime, then the world!
     
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