Clearly the Cult of Neph is superior to the Warsaw Pact. Seeing as all the members of it are departing for it. *secretly calls Warsaw Pact on a private line* "Summon the Red Army! You have to make an example of someone or you stand to lose all you have! The war must go on!"
I don't have anything against Warshaw but...I go for Neph now!I'm sorry Warshaw he's winning peeps hearts.Be a man!!Fight back!!
Comrades, several of Neph's spys have been found. They have confessed to planning the bombing of Happy-go-Luckey children's center. Do not leave the Warsaw Pact. Yes I am male, but keep in mind I could of been more decieveing than what I was. When a certain guy hit on me I came forward right away. I didn't try to trick him. Anyway about those spies. They have been sent to Moscow and are being dealt with. ------------------------ Moscow
Friendlly meassage to the Cult: Even though all my members have left me or planning to the Warsaw Pact will still remain. To quote Uncle Ho: "Nothing is more precious than Independence and Liberty."
Seeing as I have no real reason to ally myself fully with Neph, and since I like to root for the "underdog", I have hereby gone turncoat on you beeyotches and now I'm part of the Warsaw Pact. I get to be Latvia! Oh wait, that didn't exist, Russia took it over.
Yeah, and the Warsaw Pact doesn't exist anymore, so I'm just assuming that the whole point of this place is to digress into post-WWII era eastern Europe or something.
I'm not talking about here, I'm talking about the actually Pact. The Warsaw Pact. The one that said member is named after? Think Post-World War II.