Recreation Don't Look At Meeeeeeeeeee!!!! (embarrassing moments)

Don't Look At Meeeeeeeeeee!!!!

lol...
Have any of you guys been really - and I mean REALLY - embarassed? When and how?

 

hmmmm.... when i first learned how to drive a stick....i was stop n go stop n go in the traffic...well went to the mall with cosmos..lol and 5 times that day ..i forgot to put it in neutral..lol and i hit 5 cars lol parked ....now that was funny ..and being stoped in the mid intersection..adn taking forever..to ..errr trun on the car... and the windshileds wipers didnt work..so tie a string..hehe and errr pull it to go lol oman embarrisng

 

Being in college, you get a weird schedule of classes each semester. Sometimes you have big gaps between classes, some classes are on certain days, etc. I think it was last month, when right after my first class of the day, I rushed to my next one. I grabbed the handle of the door and swung it open. I walked in with my head a lil down, noticing everyone already in their seat, and the teacher at the board. Then I looked around for a seat, and noticed something strange. The teacher was not my teacher...and I didn't recognize any of the students! :blush2: I turned around, and said "Wrong class," :sweat:. Turns out I forgot that my class there would start in an hour! I had walked in on the previous class!

 

The jack*** playground bully stole my favourite bouncyball and pitched it down the slope of our parkinglot (aka playground).

I chased after it, right through one of those packs of girls you find around. I made a grab for it right as it went past the 8th graders. Instead of the ball, I had a big squishy thing in my hand. I nearly died.


but it was funny as HFIL (kick me if I do that again), especially a week later when I stoped hyperventilating.

 

One time i fell in a puddle of luids at my job...i had to take a shower and everything...cuz that fluid sure as hell wasnt water....Everyone laughed and called me slippy.

 

First day of High school. Were I went every class has their "special" areas (seinors and juniors get seperate lawns, sophmores get a group of trees, and freshmen get about 2 benches and a few tables [lol]). WHen it was lunch time, I didn't know anyone and acidentally ate with the juniors. I guess they though I was new in there class, but eventually one asked "your not a junior are you...." I was like, "No, i'm a freshman." They all laughed and said "The freshman area is over there." I was all "Awh crud, sorry bout that" but they let me stay around till next class. I'm sure glad they didn't mob me and toss me in the trash can (which they used to do to underclassmen who walk on their lawn).

 

One time I was at a bouffet restaurant, and after I was finished eating the main course, I decided to get a dessert at the ice cream table. For some strange reason, I lost all sense of where or what I was. Under the influence of the mysterious stupor, I take the serving spoon that was in candy corn topping, take a heap of candy corn, and begin to put the serving spoon in my mouth straight from the bouffet table. When I noticed that the serving spoon was too large to be my own spoon, it was already in my mouth, and 20+ people all around me could just stare at me with the most disgusted look on their faces. That would have to be my most embarrassing moment.

 

When my uniform kilt blew upwards in the wind and some seniors saw my hello kitty panties. I wanted to die and they still laugh and sing the hello kitty song when I pass by!

Also, the time I flooded the toilet at a ritzy hotel... a caused a flood in the room below me!

 

Right after what happened at the pool (in the Teacher Trouble thread) I went to go have a shower with my friend in the pool bathroom. We walk in, go into a cubicle and come face to face with a 200kg (I mean HUGE) middle-aged woman who is calmly finishing her shower butt-naked.
She says "Oh, don't worry, I'm finished!" and an embarrassing situation follows as all three of us try to get out at the same time.

:shy3: :shy3: ahhhh!!! Scarred for life!!!

 

Well, I don't get embarrassed often but here's what happened to me-

One day I was wrestling with my crush and I really really liked him. He was chasing me with a leash and hitting me because I was chasing him with a pillow and beating him. I fell down and he held my wrists down. I leaned up to kiss him but he pulled away and I was thinking, "Oh my God!!". He then rolled from off of me and I said that I had to go outside and it was raining. I never felt so embarrassed in my life, but he thought I was about to head-butt him so that's why he pulled away. I was still embarrassed...but I got my kiss...!!

 

I have one that's too embarrassing for the boards or anyone else. Ah, being drunk...there's nothing that'll make you act like more of a moron. (there's a teaser fer ya) ....But, a good story, lesseee.....

I was MC for this years pageant at school, and the theme was "A Dive Through Time" So, my fellow MC and I ( a good friend of mine) came out in dive suits, and I wore flippers. We modeled our dive suits on the cat walk ( we got it on tape, this is fabulous), and then there were stairs I had to get up to get to the MC stand on the stage. Anywho, I had to go up them backwards. But that's not the embarrassing part. There were about 100 ppl in that effing gym, and on my way to the stairs, I tripped, fell flat on my face with a VERY LARGE BOOM. And I don't think I've ever been that red in my life. And THEN I walked backwards up the stairs with my flippers on. With my friends help, of course. Alls well that ends well. Was a great night.

 

one time when i was training for coffee making for sbux, i was flirting with another guy and i hapened to get tea all over my pants and it would not dry! everyone kept asking me if i had wet my pants!!! :blush2:

 

One time- my family and I were out on a camping trip out in Maine. Well I just had to have the lobster dinner on the first night at the resteraunt we went to. Bad Choice. Everytime I cracked the shell on the lobster- water squirted onto my shirt. Then- later in the dinner I ened up spilling all the melted butter all over my lap! That's not all either. I got a refil to my shirley temple so I didn't die of hypothermia. Then when I went to take a drink of it- BAM fell fight in my lap! I wanted to die. I needed a towel to keep warm!

 

Heh

things like that almost happens to me everytime I play Waterpolo (its like water rugby or water football or whatever it's called all over the world).

Akways there is someone that tries to pull my swimming pants and it's been close but no one has succesed... yet.

 

One of my most embarassing moments was when I ran into a shop window at full pace. The stupid thing was that the shop had no doors so the whole entrance looked identical for -3 blind people such as myself. The impact was so loud that people several metres away turned to look at me. The annoying thing was after that when I had a really bad nose bleed and I was forced to stay outside by the shop's security guard because I would stain their white carpet floor.

 

hmmmm, an embarrasing pants moment....

Only have one. Was 'bout 14 and at middle school. I was messing around with friends and I fell over. Seen as how crap my trousers where.... the stitching round the crotch tore open....
so yeah... that scarred me for life ><

 

About a month ago i had to go down town for a hair cut, so i went on the bus & went into the barbours, i paid the woman & one of the other barbours said something that i didnt quite hear... he looked down & i presumed he meant to mind my step cos the ledge was slightly raised... so i went away & went back on the bus & on the way home... as i stood up for my stop i got a strange look from a woman i figured that she was a ned & didnt like metal themed t-shirts or something. When i went home i sat down on my computer chair & noticed... my trouser had recently lost the top button & my fly un-zipped as i sat on the barbours chair (Or when i was on the bus i dont know) So basically i went into town & back with my fly down:blush: :sweat2:

 

jebus .......... embarrasing eh?
i was 5 i threw up in the bathroom and spilled everywehre at a park...in the entrance and got it all over me.... i cant handle eggs

ps if htis come up again i swear