Recreation Don't Look At Meeeeeeeeeee!!!! (embarrassing moments)

In fourth grade we got to meet the mascot of the Houston astros so all of a sudden the creep choses me and about 3 other people to do the bunny hop. Might I add at this time I never done the bunny hop in my life. So I go up there and look like a total idiot in front of the entire school then (here comes the juicy part) I find out it's gonna be on the 6'o clock news. Now I'm known as the bunny hop girl throughout a city of 3 billion people.:sad: :sad: :sweat: :blush2: :glazed:

 

When i was in seventh grade i was getting an award in front of the whole school right? And i was wearing this cute outfit and i was really excited. Then when i get up on the stage i fail to see a cord going across the floor. I trip not jsut that ok? its the freaking domino effect after wards. The mic falls on me! that makes the speakers go really loud and the speakers spark adn teh sound board gets this small flame on it! not only was everyone evacuated but they were on teh ground laughing too! it was horrible!!!

 

i guess im lucky to have only fallen off the stage when i was in grade school eh?

 

I tripped into a roll during a play in grade eleven, but I think I covered it up pretty well. The most embarassing ... hmmm ... there's two candidates for that.
First, I was at a conference one last May. One night, there was this big dance, and I decided to go for whatever reason. After I finally worked up the nerve to actually try dancing, I entered the fray only to be belted in the groin by a girl dancing nearby. When some of the other guys had managed to get me to my feet again, I quietly squeaked out that I had to go somewhere and went into the bathroom to vomit. That was pretty embarassing, kind of like a really funny scene to see in a movie, but you'd never want it to happen to you.
Then, this past week, during my university orientation, I was cheering loudly with the rest of my group for something or other when a seagull flew overhead and **** on me. I quietly asked where the bathroom was at the nearby arena and silently ducked inside, where I washed my hair with soap and water. Repeatedly. It was so gross. I'm just lucky only a few people noticed.
Kind of odd how both incidents end with me in a bathroom ...

 

*spits out tea laughing*
OMG!!!
Poor boy!! I'm sorry but I got an image of that and it was FUNNY!!

Hey, last year during my monolouge, I was wearing bondage pants. Thing is, I'd gotten thinner since I'd bought them and they were a wee bit large on me (*like 4 sizes!!*) and I didn't wear a belt. At the end of my monoglouge, I knelt down and bent double (part of the act, okay!)

Thing is, I didn't pull up my pants afterwards becuase I thought I didn't need to, until a guy told me that my black thong was showing. A LOT.

 

Righto, this one happened only 4 days ago.

So after I take care of some groceries and such, I return home to find 3 of my 4 housemates (the 4th was home for the weekend) drinking.

Hey, wait! They're playing the drinking game, Kings!

I play, and in the process down 4 or 5 in not terribly much time at all. Couldnt have been more than an hour. (Kids, remember, drinking isnt good for you, dont do it.)

So anyway I figure its time for me to go to bed. So I'm lying in bed, about to sleep, when suddenly...

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"Hey Scott! Come with me to McDonalds! FER DINNER!!!!!!!" Matt shouts.

I rouse myself and say "What the hell, sure."

I put my clothes back on, walk with him to McDonalds (about 10-15 minutes I believe) and order my meal. We eat there, so tack on about 20 minutes.

We walk back home when suddenly...

"Wait a minute... Matt. Look at the back of my shirt."
"OK."
"What do you see?"
"Uhh, a tag."
"... Well, that was the first time I ever drunkenly went to a restaurant in inside out clothing."

Now, that isnt TOO embarrasing, until you realize that half the staff and the few other people in the McDonalds at that time were beautiful women.

 

Once when I was in third grade I was leaving my friends house and my mom had just picked me up and we were walking to her car and my shorts fell down:shy3: in the middle of the srteet at least no one saw:shy3: