HOW TO BATHE A CAT =================== 1. Thoroughly clean toilet. 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom. 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape. 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this) 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective. 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.
That is so mean!!! I love cats. That's so crule. You know, cat lovers will get angrey and retaliate!!:anger2: That's so not right!!
Hey yeah I happen to be a BIG cat lover....... Yeah that sounds like some animal abuse to me.?. Anyone ElSe think so??? I hope you havn't really done that....Have YOU?
Yes, I have. Several times. About 17 cats washed. NO! I haven't done it! It's a joke! Jeez! Some people...
GEEeezz......LOL HMmm... That's really FuNnY Neph. And to think.....if people really do go through with that.....Naaww lets not think that. Atleast we know that your not Psycho.....hmmm..... right??........ JuSt KiDdIn (*^_^*)
How else would you wash a cat? Ours fell in the pool, but did this thing were she skidded across while only getting her paws wet. Try it if you dare, they do not go all the way in (they'll come and lunge after you when they get out too :bleed: ).
LOL soooo funny! ROFL. I have 3 cats and they really need a bath. MAybe I should try this method. *kidding* I love cat's soo much, I feel guilty when I"m about to give them a bath. They hate it when they get wet.
Poor cats. I have 2 cats and we used to bath them but it always broke my mom's heart. So we stpped bathing them and put we give them to animal shelters to bathe them for us. I know it was a joke, Iv'e seen it before in a funny greeting e-card. they actually show a real cat in a toilet. That broke my heart.
Aw.. Yeah me too when I wash the cat It breaks my heart.. She's so cute and all.. I dont like to see her suffer and all.. So now when she needs to be washed we do the same thing YamiGirl ^.^
That's real nice. I think this way you don't feel guilty on those poor animals. Especially when they cry. It always breaks my heart. They look like they're suffering and you can see it in thier eyes.
When we get a new cat (after the current one kicks the bucket) i'm gonna train it to like water. It can be done, just have to do it early (muahaha, did I mention it was gonna be a Tiger ) ack, i'm just blabbing about right now.
LOL...and kills over dead!!! Ha ha ha...that was SO funny! And then it was funny that everyone got mad at you, thinking you really did this!!! HA!!! Now I want you all to know that I love cats and wouldn't ever hurt one. But for topic sakes and for just plain fun : I don't have the time to do what you do...rather I'd put my cat in the washing machine (on cold of course...I'm not trying to cook my cat...I've got an oven for that!) w/ some shampoo on low for about a minute. Then I grab my laundry basket and open the washing machine door and as my cat jumps out I catch her in the basket and swing around launching her into the dryer! I then set it on fluffy for about another minute. (I recommend having some soft towels in the dryer also or else you might get annoyed by the constant thumping...Oh and it might hurt your cat.) Remember too long in the dryer, it could ruin her coat or make her VERY irritated! Then just let her out and you have a nice clean cat that your not afraid of company to see. Remember I don't have a cat nor do I know where to get one so please understand this was just for fun!
hehehe those are both great...laughed lots when i read nephs the first time...i have 2 cats...one loves water, one hates it... and personally, i wouldn't try it but hell, it's funny.
