heh heh. funny ****. i read this somewhere "I LOVE CATS they taste good with ketchup " lol. anywayz....... i hate all animals. they smell and they are useless. all they are good for is eating.
Blood Pheonix! U big meanie! You sound like my dad, he's always sayin' things like; "Hedgehogs are okay, but I couldn't eat a whole one." and; "I love Hamsters..... on toast, but there's not much eating in them." I've given him a few beatings 4 that, I can tell you....
Animals, bah. Most of the stuff that's not on a farm (or most farms I know) tastes like chicken (snakes, endangered condors and fish too) yum, me hungary
Shadowhawk: Your Dad sounds like a funny guy! What he says is funny! blood_pheonix: Don't you think ketchup ruins the natural flavoring? Or is it Catsup? Just kidding, I don't think I could ever eat a cat...I don't know where they've been!
Why are some of you talking about how it kills you to wash them?... they do lick themselves for a reason & not just to say "Look where i can lick... lets see you try"
Nephilim_X I think that you really like destuction don't you? Were you a Sid (Toy Story) growing up? I eman that's cruel to the cat they're such elequent creatures.
Oh boy, here we go again... IT IS A JOKE. I didn't even write it! I found it on another board, laughed my arse off, and brought it here. Holy crap... I was -not- a Sid growing up. And as for the elegant cat cleaning itself, trust me, every now and then they could use a good bath. Depends on if they are let outside or not.
AHH HA HA HA!!!!!! THAT'S EVIL BRO!!!!! I remember once we had to clean Blackie so we used the sinks in the basement... ahhh ha ha ha he tried to hiss and it sounded more like someone trying hard to breathe since he never had experience.
He he i love that joke Neph! I love animals but cats...well... CATS ARE EVIL! EEEEEEEVVVIIILLLL!! Especially my one. It spent 5 days lost in the wilderness one year and was never the same again. It hisses at walls on a daily basis. It tries to kill my carpet. It has weekly rumble with the cat next door. In our backyard. Under my bedroom window. At 3 o'clock in the morning. It miaows and miaows until you go near it and then it runs away and coughs up a hunk of half digested mouse. It's almost like it's teasing you....plotting to annoy you. It stares. It stares while you undress. It stares while you talk on the phone. It follows you into the bathroom and guess what? It stares there too. I HATE CATS. :dizzy2:
Speaking of "evil" in relation to "cats", I had to "house-sit" my brother's cat for two days while he was off in San Diego (yeah yeah, yuk it up everybody). The very last time I had to go over and feed the little "punk", I got in an accident no more than two meters away from were I was going to park. It was also the day I finally turned in all my Composition work and I though i'd finally be able to relax. OH BOY WAS I WRONG. Needless to say, that cat had to rough it for the night
Soooooooooooooooooooo hillarous! I can think it's a man who turned into a cat! Really! EDIT: On second thought, GIVE ME THAT CAT!
