Humour if Microsoft made cars...

Seishin · Jun 2, 2006

Samurai Me said:

Nah were not bein trendy lol Its just plain common sence...MICROSOFT SUCKS!!! They have even made it so you only have a trial period for XP then you have to register PLUS you can only use it on one Computer. There rip offs and they suck lol
Click to expand...

Psh, if you know the right hacks, Microsoft becomes your best friend

-Seishin

Zanza · Jun 2, 2006

SaberJ2X said:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five per cent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
Click to expand...

Do you know where I found the exact saying? In my "(Information Technology) Project Management" book
It was an introduction to "Project Quality Management" section/chapter..

I really had fun at class that day ^^

Rai Konoko · Jun 21, 2006

LOL ... that was great haha. Microsoft just got pwned

Humour if Microsoft made cars...

Seishin Guest

Zanza .Net-ing & PHP-ing~*
Staff Member

Rai Konoko New Member

Share This Page

About Us

Quick Navigation

Like us on Facebook

Follow us on Twitter

Useful Searches

Humour if Microsoft made cars...

Seishin Guest

Zanza .Net-ing & PHP-ing~* Staff Member

Rai Konoko New Member

Share This Page

Zanza .Net-ing & PHP-ing~*
Staff Member