Inu-Yasha Inuyasha Funtime Caption Contest

Kagome: InuYasha, don't you like it?
InuYasha: *twitches* Ugh... *ominous silence* KAGOME!!! THERES A BUG IN MY FOOD!!!
Kagome: Don't tell me you, the 'Great Strong InuYasha' is afraid of a bug... Infact, that's Myouga... Why would you be afraid of him?
InuYasha: It's not really that...
Kagome: It is isnt it...
InuYasha: No! It's cause he's blowing chunks in it!
Shippou: You know, InuYasha's right!
Myouga: *drunken voice* i think, hick, I had too, hick, much to, hick, drink.

 

just wondering
is anybody going to judge this contest anymore?
this same pic 4 captioning has been u 4 a long time.
is a new one gonna go up ad this old one judged?

 

Meh, here's a half-decent one.

Inuyasha: Waiter! There's a flea in my soup!
Kagome: Oh, well, that's too bad. It has to be a fly or larger before the soup is free.

 

To be honest, I was waiting to see if we'd get any more takers before posting a new picture. I see people are still interested (yay!), so here's the new pic, and Shadowbard and I will determine the winner of the previous round.

Thanks for playing!

 

hehe this is fun!

Inuyasha: I'm so bored, when will Kagome come back... it is sooooooo Boring staying with the Old hag... *sigh*
Kaede: How shall one entertain thee Bored one, how about a game of twister or Limbo? The least thee can do is wait until she comes back.
Inuyasha: I'm still bored you know... lets see you dance the Limbo!
Kaede: If it were not for this broken arm, Thy shall give you slap! Thy is a respectable woman!
Inuyasha: Keh... Respectable woman... you lost it old hag... Dance!
Kaede: Go get some more firewood you lazy bag of fleas! The fire is running out.

I'm bad at this ^^;

 

Inu: i hate staying with this hag
kaede: just be glad i let you stay here. i could destroy you
inu: like you'd have the guts. especially with that arm of yours
kaede: why you :anger2:
(fist sight starts)

my thought

 

Inuyasha: ...So BORED! What to do? Hey, you wanna...
Kaede: No.
Inuyasha: But i was just gonna...
Kaede: No.
Inuyasha: But...
Kaede: I said NO, and I mean it! Don't make me use this cast on thy head.

Ugh, it sucks. Oh well.

 

Caption

Might as well try, here goes:

Inu: *sigh* Just shoot me now. :sad:
Kaede: What is wrong with thee? And shoot ye? With what?
Inu: Kagome said with something called a 'gun' *scratches head*
Kaede: What is this 'gun'? *both try to figure what a gun is*
Inu: Maybe it is an animal! :anime:
Kaede: Perhaps ye are correct.
Kagome: *walks in* Hey guys!
Inu: Kagome, can I have a gun for a pet?
Kagome: HUH!?

Well, that was bad. *sigh*

 

InuYasha: *sniff* why did Kagome have to die?

Kaeda: Ye, InuYasha as I have told you before...

InuYasha: Told me what?

Kaede: That little pesky girl was getting in our relationship.

InuYasha: WHAT???

Kaede: Oh ye InuYasha....

InuYasha: Windscar...

END.

I know it is stupid, but it is my first one...

 

Inuyasha: What happened to you old hag?

Kaede: I was attending to my washing when Miroku grabbed me. He must have been mistaken. He ended up falling on top of me after he was surprised. Sango didn't appear to happy about this.

Inuyasha: Keh. *but laughing in the inside.*

 

I JUST discovered this thread! It's awesome! I know the contest for the first two captions are over already...but I wanna post my own anyway...

Caption 1
Kagome: It's not Oden...but it will do!
Souta: Let's eat! (It-ta-da-ki-ma-su!)
Inu Yasha: Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot....

Caption 2
Kagome: Inu Yasha, no pets are allowed in the restaurant! I had to sneak you in!
Shippo: Ya Inu Yasha, no PESTS allowed in the restaurant either!
Inu Yasha: Urk...*twitch* why you....

Caption 3
Kaede: Insolent hanyou
Inu Yasha: Useless old hag
Kaede: Thou shalt respect thy elders!
Inu Yasha: FEH!

 

OK. My turn.

Kaede- Uhh. Thy head hurts.

Inu- *Smirks and hums 'Change the World'

K- Will ye not mock me?

I-Ye?

K-WILL YE ALSO NOT MOCK THE CRAPPY DUBBING?

 

Kaede; What is wrong inuyasha?

Inuyasha: Nothing...*heavy sigh*

Kaede: Ye miss Kagome, don't ye?

Inuyasha: *looks up sharply* No!!!! Ye should keep thyn mouth shut!!!!!!

(its not that good, but me and my sis had a good laugh!)

 

Kaede:Why do ye desire to become a pure blood dog demon?
Inu Yasha: So i could enter the Kyoto Dog Show...
Kaede: Keep dreaming lad
Inu Yasha: ok *stares into the fire and starts dreaming*
Kaede:"..........."

 

inyuasha: soooooooo bored........must find kagome......ahhhhhhhh im sooo bored!!!
Kaede:go outside and do something
inyuasha: noo they all scream "sit boy" when they see me
Kaede: well kagome hasnt done it in a while be happy
inyuasha: if your happy and you know it clap......
kaede: you miss kagome dont you... i bet you have a fancy for her.
inyuasha: you old hag!!!!!you canged the subject!!!!! ......well i dont yo little
Kaede: thy inyuasha loves her.....
inyuasha: :anger2:

 

All right, I think that's about enough entries. Time for the next picture as Shadowbard and I deliberate on Picture #3.

So here's the next, and nothing to do with food. ^_^

 

allright
a new piture
alright i'll give it a go
kagome:look inu yasha, do you like the snow creature? it looks just like you.
shippo:yeah inu yasha i does look like you, even the stupid look on the face
inu yasha: huh, it's like staring in a mirror
kagome & shippo: huh
inu yasha: ha i got you good you said in couldn't get you two but i did
ha
kagome; inu yasha sit
inuyasha;what was that for
kagome: i'm not telling
inu yasha: mumbling sore loser
miroku: ah the lovely snow sango, you have shown me more affection thatn the real sango. maybe i shall stay here and build many more snow women.
*miroku starts to grope the snow sango*
*sango sees him*
sango: allright monk i don't let you get away with that on the real me so why would i let you get aaway with it on a fake me? you never learn
*sango raises boomerange bone*
miroku:j-j-just wait a minute sango i can explain. i was wiping off some snow so the figure would look more like you
sango(sarcasticly):sure monk and you were talking to it in an affectionate voice to show how you were cincerned about are next move?
*sango raises boomerange bone and wacks miroku with it 28 times*
end caption


okay not the best but i haven't done this for a while

 

Inuyasha: Please take off that eye patch. It's starting to stare at me.
Kaede: (evil laugh)

 

Oops! that was the wrong picture! Sorry! Here the one for this pic

Kagome: Look Inuyasha! This is what you will look like in about a 100 years!

That was all i can think of

 

here goes

Miroku: Ahh there we go my little beautiful snowoman you are the most beautiful of all

Sango: :anger2: (raises boomerang in threatining position)

Miroku: umm i mean uhh... of course you sango are to most beautiful hehehe (starts groping her butt)

Sango: THATS IT!!!! (hits boomerang over mirokus head)

Miroku: :bleed:

Kagome: Those two always at it (sigh) but on the bright side i made this snowman of you InuYasha

Shippo: Yea it looks better than the real one

InuYasha: Grrrrrrrr (hits shippo)

Kagome: SIT BOY

Inuyasha: :dizzy2: