Recreation Jokes..

Brak is a character from Space Ghost Coast to Coast.He makes really dumb jokes that aren't really jokes.His jokes are funny because they're so stupid.Okay,maybe not funny to everyone.......

 

Goddamnit, you made me laugh (no nerd here, [seriously!!]). But awayways, heres some good ones for yah

- What do you call a Hispanic who drives a stick shift (car).
Manuel
- I hope your troubles are like an old man's teeth.... few and
far apart.
-The Roman army stood by and watched the invaders sack then
burn much of the city of Rome. The generals were proply stoned
to death when the public didn't buy their excuse that they
though the war was "turn based."
-A group of neanderthals get together and form GOON (Group Of
Outraged Neanderthals) and protest a violent video game
called "beat the stupid neanderthal" after an incident were Ug, a
neanderthal bashes Og, another neanderthal, over the head
with a bone after a heated dispute about a mud puddle.
- A lawyer, a priest and a doctor are all given three million dollars
each, by an old millonare and told to hold on to it and put the
money in his coffin when he dies so that way he'll be wealthy in
heaven. The day finally comes and they show up to his funeral.
The Priest goes first, he drops off some money and explains "I'm
sorry sir, the church desperatly needed repairs so I had to take
some of your money." The doctor comes next, drops some
money and says "Heres 1.8 million. I had to most of it to
help restore the hospital." The Lawyer comes up, looks at them
and says "You two should be ashamed of yourselves, he trusted
you and look what you have to show for it." The lawyer proceeds
to open his wallet, fill out a paper, drop a check for 3 million in
the guys coffin and walk away.

 

A democrat and a rebublican were walking down the street. They came across a homeless man and so the rebublican gave him $20. He also gave the homeless guy a buisiness card and told him to go to the address on the card and ask for a position saying that the rebublican sent him.

The democrate was quite impressed and decided to help ou the next homeless guy they came across. The democrate gave the next homeless guy directions to the nearest Welfare center.

The democrate then took $20 out of the rebublican's pocket, kept $15 in admisistrative fees, and gave the homeless guy $5.

 

A classic blonde joke:
A blode, a brunet and a red-head are running from the police. They spot a barn and run in it, hoping to find a place to hide. They spot three burlap sacks and get an idea. They jump into the sacks just as the police come in the barn. The police search around with thier flashlights and spot three moving burlap sacks. An officer gets suspicious and decides to kick the sack with the brunet in it. She responds by barking like a dog.
"stupid dog." the policeman says. He moves on to the sack with the red-head in it and kicks it. She responds by meowing like a cat.
"Stupi cat." he says and moves on to the one with the blonde in it. The policeman kicks it and the blonde responds by saying "potatoes, potatoes, potatoes."

My personal favorite Joke is corny, but i laugh everytime:
What do you call a cow with no legs?


Ground beef

I know, I'm a bad joke teller

 

Oooooo!, Here's some good ones.
(bald joke)
- Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets.....
to run their fingers through their hair (yukyukyuk).
- What did the Butcher do when his shop caught on fire?
He grabbed his meat and beat it. (I know, its gross but it won
me so much fame in school).
- One wise man said "Baseball is impossible to play. A man with
four balls cannot walk."
- What time is it?
Its the same time as it was 24 hours ago (not really a joke, but
a good line I use a lot).
- What do you get when you cross a elephant and a rhino?
Eleph- ino (supposed to sound like "Hell if I know")

(long, but funny)
A Cyclist is riding through the desert. A Corvette pulls up next to him and the guy asks " He, did you want a lift?" The Cyclist says "Sure." However, the bike is too big and won't fit in the car, so the driver says "Here, grab this rope and hold on. I'm going to go about 40 miles per hour and tow you along. In case I go too fast (hands the guy a horn), blow this horn and i'll slow down." They start going down the road, about an hour later, a Diablo pulls up next to the guy and starts gunning his engine and wanting to race that guy in the corvette, they then speed off while that guy is towing the Cyclist behind. A Highway Patrol officer is relaxed and laying in wait for speeders behind a bill board. He hears some honking, looks up and sees two cars go flying by and a Cyclist honking a horn right behind them. The officer gets on his radio and calls up his partner up the road. " 'Mitch, this is Bill. We have something really weird heading your way. What could it be Bill, another group of racers?" Mitch watches the figures fading off and says "Only two cars racing, but get this, Theres a Cyclist behind them trying to pass them up."