Recreation Slang *_*

Spaz = Someone who acts spastic (sp?)

4 some reason, being called a spaz, is an even worser insult than -

**** *** ****!!!!

 

tight = somebody who....is... (hard to explain) not very generous, e.g they have something but they wont lend it to someone else.

fag = cigarette

 

I think I'm scared to go to Ireland now. You all sound so hard

sped: special ed, retard
you ride the short bus don't you: yuo = sped (speds ride the short bus) - http://members.aol.com/busspot4/Parsip11.jpg

Nothing else springs to mind that hasn't been mentioned already. I am losing the eternal coolness war: the campaign to stay abreast of the latest lexical perversions, to make oneself sound like a complete moron.

 

(Me and my homies made up most of them)

Uber Nifty= really awesome (roughly translated)
Victorias not a secret any more= your under wares are sticking
out
crayo/crayo monkeys= substitute for Crap

....can't think of anymore

 

this blags head = this is boring

 

LMAO all the Irish slang is scanger slang!!! ITS NOT ALL SCANGER SLANG!!!!!!

well this slang may just be used among me and my friends but hey! We count!..... Dont we??

"Mint" good
"swish" ok so thats what I say when something goes my way
"KICKASS" you already know that
"mook" average boring person
"foo" abriviation for fool

I also include my slaggings for scumbags:
"scanger" (but you knew that did'nt you )
"buzzer" (because they say buzzing instead of going)
"scum of the universe"

I dont know why but some of my childish Leeds slang stuck with me

I still say
"nowt" (no)
"ta" (thanks)
"ace"

and my accent is still kinda here

well thats my bit said now I bid you Adieu


WOOOOOOOOOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

 

Here are a few slang words that I use

cheese - you have to say it the right way though, it's like The Fonz's "ehhhh", but with a cool smooth tone. It means anything that's good.

PANTS - a more deep voice and violent tone to this one, I'm not sure how my friend Doug meant it, but it's a bit like cheese and a fun word too.

\/\/007 - this is from the hacker lanuage of l337, it means cool.

hoser - a fellow Canadian.

The Hoselander - our leader from the hoselands of Canada.

 

more Neducation:
Pure Pants: Totally rubbish
Pure Dead Pants: Totally, Uterlly, rubbish.
Pure Dead Toally Pants: Absaloute, Total, Utter, Rubbish.
lomie: Lomond Drive (the street with shops)
You dinnae ken piss: You don't know anything.
doon 'e.....(bookies?) : down at the .....
WATCH!!!! : Look out, I'm running past you now.
let's hae' a skeg, : Let me have a look.
mair: more
Gize: Give me
Gonnae: Will you (are you going to)

neddish joke:
'Gize that ower!'
'oi! y'e hever heard of the word 'gonnae'?!"

k' mair later an' a' that a' right?

 

Wha'ahr yi sayin Foxxie, aer yiu one o dem siyuth suydar fookin waystars? Aer yi? Ui'll fookin schtab yiu, ui will. Ui gahra fookin scriw druiyvah.

 

"Darylized": Whenever a machine breaks down. Usually this is because Daryl Grant touched it.

And that isnt meant to be insulting or anything, it just happens with alarming frequency!!

 

Gaff in Nova Scotia= Long poll with a hook used for fishing
Like Fury = Like hell
Mah = Maybe
Me god Damn= What the hell
Sa Va Pas Worker (french)= That wont work
Ford City = place where everyone owns a Ford 150 4X4


KaMe

 

Ganked = stolen, removed, moved, &c

Uber- = general prefix for anything out of the ordinary (that thing was uber-big)

huge-mongous / gi-mongous = frickin' huge

confoosed (pronounced con fuu zed) = REALLY confused

Fithixxxx = say physics, but pretend you're stoned.

Dodge Shitow = MY friend's Shadow was a piece, so we changed the name

built like a tank / battleship = .....strong, sturdy

tank = K-car

sleep-dep = sleep-deprivation, school, physics, &c

sen-dep = sensory deprivation, see above

Yeti-paste = ask art.

 

As pretty nuts in Hawaii. There's pidgin slang, then there's local pidgin that's different on each island, and then there's azn-pride-induced-slang that's a lil similar to the one on the Mainland. I'm just gonna share the basic pidgin that most locals know.

"brah" = dude; guy (comes from the word braddah (brother)); also, used to get someone's attention as in "eh, brah..."; kinda equivalent to how some people use the word dude. ("Yeah, hahahahaha....Dude, I'm serious.")

"choke" = a lot of; plenty of.

"like" = want; want to; "I like some" (I want some.) Only exception is when referring to someone, then "like" means "admire." "Brah, I like her, and I like do her" (I like her, and I want to do her.)

"da kine" = (the kind) the stuff; the thingies; you know; whatchamacallit; "you know what I'm talking about." It's our overall versatile expression that you can use to replace any noun. "Eh, da kine, you know... da kine? She get da kine...big da kine, yeah?" (Hey, you know... that girl? She has, you know...big ones, yeah?")

"grind" or "mop" = eat; dine; consume food. "Mop em; MOP em!" (Eat it; EAT it!!). If you want to be even more aggressive, say "POUND em!" (Shove that food in until you choke!)

"da grinds" or "da mops" = food, especially good food; food that is being referred to at the moment.

"going"/"goin'" = gonna; shall; go for it; "He goin' stay or he goin' do em? Going, brah, going! H'oh, he going!" (Is he gonna stay or is he gonna do it? Go for it, dude, go for it! Wow, he's gonna do it!)

"chaaaa jum"/"geeee vum" = (charge em/give em) go for it! Best used when encouraging your friend to bust out his game on a passing girl.

"ho"/"h'oh" = wow!; yo!; hey!; whoa; damn! (probably derived from "holy," from "holy cow"). "Ho! Whatchu doing? Hohhhh, dat is mean! HO!!!" (Yo! Whatcha up to? Whoa, that is nuts! DAMN!!!)

"skank" = dance style where you bend your knees on each off-beat; "skankin'" is the basic way to dance to reggae/Jawaiian music. Some just move their upper body, some add a step-slide maneuver, or add body wiggles, etc.

"bumbai" = later; or else. "Bumbai he coming." (He will arrive later.) "Mop em, bumbai going come spoiled." (Eat them, or else they will become spoiled.) "Wait here, bumbai he goin' kill you bumbai." (Wait here, or else he will kill you later.)

"as" = is. "As the one?" (Is it the one?). "As how, yeah?" (That's how it goes, right?)

"nuts" = crazy/wild/cool (it could be in a good or bad sense depending on the context). "You one nuts guy!" (You're a bold fellow indeed!) "That is nuts!" (That's cool!) "Eh, no get nuts wit me! What, like get nuts!?" (Hey now, don't get angry with me! What, you wanna rumble!?)

 

Time for your Aussie slang lesson!!

Mole - a very, very ugly person

Weenis - a guy who is a jerk and therefore not particularly well endowed lol

Festy - really gross

LDF - (Long distance factor) he he PB!

Bogan/ Bevan - a slack, dirty guy eg mullet cut, flannelette shirts, stubbies (Short shorts) Beer permanently attached to hand, remote control in other.

Bludge - to not try/or something that doesn't require trying

Oh and why not, let's throw in a stereotypical "MAAAATE!!!! Shrimp on the barbie!!!"

 

stoner=a hung over person, a stoned person
MTCM=Met Train Chick Matsta. A guy who is good at picking up chicks on the train.
Noose=guy with his tie undone
Curtain=guy with his shirt untucked
Da Old man= (said in class) the teacher
ummm..........
ill remember more later

[berry]i will remove ANY racist slang upon sight. that is not appropriate. bp, i see it again, and you justify severe punishment. this goes for everyone.[/berry]

 

Keep in mind that I only use a few of these, but have heard the rest.

cut - a really big insult
POS - anagram for, well, you get the idea
shtuph - stuff
-iz- - anything used to break up a curse word so it isn't one($#iznit)
friknut - an idiot, schmuck, etc.

EleeSlenkuD's are also used around here... wierd...

 

50+% Universal Slang:

"baaaah, huuuuunnn ?...?" = I just got up after two hours of sleep, why the hell are you trying to talk to me?

*Beeeeeeeelllch* = good grub, whur's mah beer?

*glares, smacks lips**grunts* = Huh? Oh, nothing. OK. Whur's mah beer?



Moving on....

Oh, right: "moving on" = oh crap, I can't believe you actually are ****ed up enough to say that

-0rz (sux0rz, ballz0rz, &c) = tekkie use - emphatic

"oh it's __ minutes away" = we can't do distance, we measure miles in minutes

pepperocini = banana pepper

Marching band = a**holes who make noise (me! )

the other Fermald = very unsafe place

"that other place" / "the thing across the river" / "they wish they were us" = Kentucky

Hickville / Hoosierland = Indiana

The Pond = the Atlantic ocean

b*itchin' fries = bichon frise (kind of dog)

anime = mind-altering substance (especially at 2 am!)

Oktoberfest = another reason to get drunk in public

school = sleepy-time, or mental rape, depending upon whether you care or not