Recreation The best blond joke in the world!

I have an honest to goodness blonde joke for yas. A friend of mine, (I shall disclude names...not that it would matter, but meh.) is .....REALLY blonde. I mean, she's like Marylin Munroe blonde. She's a bimbo, but I still love her to pieces so no worries. Ah, here goes:
Well, we were in class one day, discussing some form of history, and as usual we got off topic and my friend decided to tell a story. It went a bit like this:

Well, she walked into the restaurant and asked for the breakfast special, like her Dad had told her to. The girl at the counter said to her ' how would you like them?'.....and she said.... "Uh...cooked?" The girl at the counter said, 'no no, there are different ways you can cook them, like sunny side up, or scrambled or whatever." So she told the girl at the counter "Well....my mom makes them with the white stuff around the edges." the girl at the counter replies 'Okay, that's sunny side up, it'll be a few minutes."

We were all laughing by this time, and someone said to her "So, how old were you when you did this? Like 11 or something?" And she says .........."Oh, no, this was just two weeks ago."

*falls over and leg starts twitching*

I think the whole class laughed for 5 mins straight after that. *sigh* she'll never live it down...

 

LoL Those are so funny.

Here's one I heard before the year turned 2000 when a lot of people were thinking we'd have major electrical problems:

A two blondes were watching the news on New Year's Eve and hearing about how all the computers would crash that night and all the electricity would go out. So one blonde turns to the other and says,
"That would be horrible of we lost the lights." And the other one says, "Yeah. Then we'd have to watch the tv by candle light."

 

took me 4 goes to work it out... and i thought that was bad!. 13? I'll bet you must have been expecting a pretty good joke to go thu that

 

Ok I have a good one two that I heard from someone not too long ago. Its really funny watch:

So there's this blonde who was standing in the street yelling "48! 48! 48!" So then this lady comes up to her who is also a blonde and askes '"What are you doing?" And the blonde says' " I'm Yelling 48 48 48. Would you like to join me?" And then the other blonde goes, "sure." so then they both start yelling ,"48! 48! 48!" and then one of the blondes gets hit by a car. And the blonde starts yelling, "49! 49! 49!"

Ha Ha Ha. LOL

Funny isn't it.....(*^_^*)

~Washu

 

omg! i thought that there was supposed to be a real joke and it took me about 40-45 clicks before my sister explained the joke to me....*me looks at hair color*......no wonder, i am a blonde

 

did anyone else get to the site where you have to enter a username and password. It was a sex sight and had three stickfigures in the top left. Sara should be banned just for linking us to a porn site!

 

She didnt link us to that. She's responsible for the primary linking, but not subsequent links, as I doubt she was dumb enough to check them all.

 

Not a joke a real blond experience

Ok we are sitting in class one day and the teacher is talking about hostage situations.He says the cop is the first party,the criminal the second and all the hostages together counts as the third party.

This girl who sits behind who is blond and just happens to be stupid (I do know some smart blonds) says but if he is holding two hostages then that is like four parties......

 

I definitely only took 2 clicks to get it. Pretty clever.
BTW, here's another blonde joke.

A blonde is driving over a bridge located over dry land (such as over a road) when she spots another blonde below in a canoe, trying to paddle.
She immediately drives just next to the bridge, jumps out of her car, and starts screaming at the non-canoer.
"You imbecile!!! What the hell are you thinking! It's people like you who give the rest of us blondes bad names!!!...




...And if I could swim, I'd go out there and give you a piece of my mind!!!!"

Hehehe...

 

A blind man walks into a lesbian bar.

After a few drinks, the blind man says to the bartender "Wanna hear a good blonde joke?"

The bar is suddenly silent.

One of the bar patrons, a female body builder, walks up. "Listen fella. The bartender is blonde. I'm a world champion body builder, and blonde. The person to your right is an olympic martial artist and blonde. Are you sure you wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man quietly takes a sip of his beer and says "No, I don't want to explain it three times."

 

that one works for polish people too. I do not really like racial jokes. My dads friend is a Pole and takes me out on his boat fishing. I am part polish i don't want to offend anyone.

 

I have British, French, Irish and Scottish in me, but I'm not whining when anyone makes a joke about them. Grow a thicker skin.

 

i was saying i don't have a problem with them, i just don't say them cause last time i did a black kicked my in a sensitive part of the male anatomy. I think people should be able to take a rib about there race.

 

Yes you did say you had a problem with them!!!

Or maybe you just don't like em now that they hurt you?

 

HEH!

good one there

 

Are you blond?

I clicked once

 

That could be it.

 

that's sad, it took me a while to get that, & i'm not a blond. i got mad at my computer, & then i saw the how to keep an idiot busy then i got it. pretty stupid huh? -aha ( Yugi's laugh )