Recreation The best blond joke in the world!

okay time for my blonde jokes

What does a blonde and a root beer bottle have in common?
They are both empty form the neck up.

A blonde had just wrecker her car in an accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage
without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the
state trooper arrived.
"My goodness!" the trooper exclaimed "Your car looks like an
accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as
he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was
driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops
up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was
another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree!
I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to
the left and there was...."
"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a
tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener
swinging back and forth."

okay last one
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

 

[berry]that's funny and all, but not appropriate for the site...let's keep the blonde jokes away from the sex ones, mkay? [/berry]

 

Yep its an original, but that doesn't mean its not funny. Nice work!!!