Humour The Guys' Rules

... God I hate it when this happens. First off, no, they don't. They aren't the queen. They aren't God. Most of the time, the man has to go out and earn pay and work for the family. So, who does most of the work...? Who earns the money? Who gets up at 4 AM every morning to get ready? Who's ready before the female's ready? I rest my case.

Edit: Basher's bashing on guys. I'm telling mom, er, Cloud!

 

My girlfriend's mother does that, too.

Stereotypes FTL

 

Yeah, but you know what?

He got the job done.

Grain of salt man, grain of salt. The whole trick is letting them think they're getting things their way. The illusion of power is a discreetly manipulative weapon.

~W

 

I thought he was supposed to reach India? Not Pseudo-India-America.

 

He opened up a new trade route. He got the job done!

Geeze you're just like a woman...

~W

 

Well then, when I'm working at Wal-Mart, I'll be sure to wind up at Best Buy. Hey, I'm still registering people's products to be bought, I'm getting my job done.

 

Hmmm... If I applied this in real life, I would get hit. I know I would.

Man, that is so true.

 

That's why you got to be descrete about it man. Be real sneaky. Girls don't know guys can be sneaky, shhh!

 

Now they do, thanks for blowing our cover. Manhood is doomed as we know it. We shall all fall before the awesome power of the houswives of 06.

 

He got *A* job done, but not the one that was mandated to him. That's like washing the dishes when you're told to mow the lawn.

 

I've seen the guys rules many times. I don't like the female rules, I agree that they make females sound selfish.

 

I agree that some of the females rules are dead on for alot of girls, but ways off for others, depends on your personality. Guys rules were much funnier, the girls were funny but the guys were better. All the girls should band together to make a better list. A not so selfish one or one that has less to do with always making the rules.
Boy's rules reviews.
#1. nice
#1. Sweettt!!1
#1. ...
#1. I didn't like this one.
-ashika, im just sitting here waiting fot the cheese to attack.

 

To me the toilet seat one is true...whenever I go to my friends house, his sister is always yelling at him for keeping the toilet seat up(because she forgot to look and "SPLASH")!