Vegeta to future trunks: "I am ashamed of you son. look at you. U r pathetic. u r so stupid. u cant even do anything right. Look at Kakarots son. he is a straigt A student. AND he has a girlfriend. look at you. u r pathetic. i am ashamed of you, son."
Goku; "listen Vegeta, carry the twelve then add it to the three, then you'll have the number that X represents, see?" *pats Vegeta on the head when he does the sum correctly* "God, it's fun to have a manly get-together with algebra!"
"This Escaflowne thing is really cool! There's just something I can't put my finger on about Alan's voice..."
"Hmmmm...Goku what do you think? The red tights of the pink ones?" Goku: "Like...Dude...Does your wife know about this?!?!"
"Like, no way! Sonic the Hedgehog is stronger than I am. AND HE'S NOT EVEN A HUMAN! HE'S AN ANIMAL!!"
Goku: "Hey, Vegeta. Chi-Chi's out of town tonight. Grrr..." Vegeta: "Come and get me tiger!" (LOL) Goku: "You know what, to hell with the Earth! Get someone else save it!" Goku: "How do you like my dress? Heeheehee"
"I'm so ashamed of being a saiyan!" While in Buu's innards: "Great Galaxy! If I know my anatomy, that looks like the southern exit!" (He does says this, but its sooo ooc and soooo damn hilarious HHHAHHAHAH!!) "Trunks, i'm not your father...Kakaroto (sp?) is." "I don't want to be a fighter anymore! My real dream is to be....A DANCER!!" *starts twirling around as music plays in the background* "I'm a lover not a fighter." (AoL: They all suck, i know...i need more time to think on this..)
"Vegeta! That's it, I hate you! Why did I ever think I could make you change! Now DIE!!" "Now DIE!" (he would never say that...or has he??) "Chi-Chi, i'm leaving you and running off with Piccolo!"
"Trunks, i'm giving you up to Kakarot so he will raise you to be a strong person, since i'm such a weakling." *starts wailing*