Humour Worst jokes ever!

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  1. Baphijmm

    Baphijmm Kunlun Knight

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    Two muffins are placed in an oven. After a while, one turns to the other and says "Man, it's hot in here."


    The other turns and screams "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!"

    :)
     
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    Baphijmm, Sep 6, 2005
  2. pardal

    pardal Crimson Moon

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    one bit of sand says to another bit of sand in the middle of the desert:

    -shhh keep it quiet, i think we're being followed! :D

    oh god so lame.... :rolleyes:

    what is a pink dot on a stage? duhhh Pink floyd. lol

    what is a yellow dot in the sky? duhhh again... it's a yellowcopter. :)
     
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    pardal, Sep 6, 2005
  3. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    Okay, time to turn this thread tasteless. PLEASE bear in mind that this thread is for BAD jokes. This joke is a VERY VERY BAD joke, and does NOT reflect my views.



    Q: You know what's funny?
    A: The Holocaust.
     
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    Nephilim_X, Sep 6, 2005
  4. Jackabee

    Jackabee Captain Jackabee Sparrow

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    A guy walks into a bar and says "ow"...

    any of those jokes from a child's joke book. Those tend to be really bad.
     
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    Jackabee, Sep 6, 2005
  5. LilyRose

    LilyRose Pocky Junkie

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    Q. Why did the lobster blush?
    A. Because the Seaweed
     
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    LilyRose, Sep 6, 2005
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