Humour Yo momma jokes!

Yo momma so dumb that when she had to do a how to paper, she wrote a how to write a how to paper.

 

Hmm....its these type of jokes that cause fights in my school. Oh well!

Yo' mamma's so stupid, she got run over by a parked car. (...or something like that...)

Yo' mamma's like a vacum cleaner....wait...thats the fight-starting one. Oh well, that first one is the least offensive one i remembered.


- Kaiyon

 

yo momma so fat that when she got out of the water in a beach the water level went down 500 feet!!!:glazed:

 

I think this is a pretty silly thread, but I blame it on the fact that yo mamma's a rubber fish.

 

your momma's so poor when she puts out a ciggerate, you go who turned the lights off!

your momma's so ugly, she went to a ugly contest and was turned away because they said "no proffesionals allowed"

 

Your momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

All the others are very hurtful to the public, but are effective nonetheless.

-Seishin

 

Yo momma jokes are rather lame, if you ask me...

but oh well...

Yo mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise!

 

I happen to know a few Yo Mama jokes myself...

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

...and finally, Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Ouch.

 

"Yore Ma!"

Thats basicaly the irish come back to anything, and it works on so many things. None of this fancy crap after it, just keeping it plain and simple.

 

I really dislike 'Yo Momma' jokes...but there was this funny one someone on another board made up that amde me giggle XD

'Yo momma so fat, I could stick a laser in her butt and call it the DeathStar!'

 

Yo momma so poor when I picked up a penny on the ground she said"Hey thats my lifes savings"!!!

 

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

The stupid yo momma jokes I like better though!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

I blame the fat jokes on todays society....

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Hai hai!

-Seishin

 

yo mammas so fat she makes the whale look like gupi

 

yo momma so old that when i said act your age the bishie died on the spot.

 

Yo momma so fat that when she saw a bus, she said"Hey a twinkee"

 

I can't talk about your mom because I don't even know the man.

That started a fight today... Oddly enough.

Yo momma is so fat, she had to get baptized at Sea World.

Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo momma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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Adorable. =p

 

Your mama is so fat, that when she sat down in the movie theatre she sat next to everyone

Your mama is so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity

Your mama is so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic

Your mama is so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit

 

Yo momma so fat when she went to the himalayas she was mistaken as a yeti...

yo momma so fat she was on pages 1-70 in a magazine...

 

ya moma so fat that every time she turns round it's her birthday

ya moma so fat each time she takes a step everyone shouts out EARTHQUAKE

ya moma so fat whenever she farts she creates hurricanes

ya moma so fat if she jumped into the sea she will create a tidal wave.

ya moma so stupid she dosen't know who the **** you are