Humour Yo momma jokes!

yo momma's so old her birth certificate says expired!

yo momma's so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd Grade!

yo momma's so short you can see her feet on her driving liscense!

yo momma's so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her then her parents!

yo momma's so stupid that she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

yo momma's so stupid that she failed a survey!

yo momma's so fat that she when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks!

:sweat2: i cant remember any other jokes i have lol :anime:

 

Darn things have changed. They get worse. What happened to the good old days?

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's, E's, and 3's.

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Yo momma's so stupid when she was driving to Disney Land she saw a sign that said "Disney Land Left" she went home.

 

your momma is so stupid she got lockd in a motercycle
your momma is so stupid she fell out of a boat and missd the water
your momma is so stupid she got lockd in a grocery store and starved
your momma is so fat that she was sitting on some train tracks got hit by the train and she said "hey who threw the rock"
your momma is so fat her belt is the equator

 

Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow coat people were yelling "Hey Taxi!!"

Yo mama so old she makes Yoda look like a baby.

Yo mama so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

 

Yo mama's so fat, she has to tie her belt with a boomerang

Yo mama's so fat, every time she makes a trip to the beach, Greenpeace tries to push her back into the sea

 

yo momma so fat whenever she stopped eating the stockmarket fell