Recreation Your battle-cry!

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Using my nickname, I got the respectable "I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"

Using my real name, I got "You in some **** now, muhfuh! I sow darkness and discord faster than the super-flu!!"

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Using my real name WITHOUT my middle name, I got "I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!"

And using simple "Neph" I got "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"



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Who else thinks these are all somehow very appropriate for me?

Whats yours?

 

- First Name -

Lo! Who is that, stalking across the desert! It is Sebastien, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a booming cry, his voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I lay waste to all I see until my loins find satisfaction!"

- Username -

Sprinting across the freeway, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh DeathSociety! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"In the name of malice, I lay waste to the landscape like a mad dog who can only get madder!"

- Name and Last Name -

Prowling on the tundra, clutching a burning branch, cometh Sebastien Landry! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!"

 

For my screen name i got: In the name of malice, i plunder like the worlds mightiest bad-***! lol.

For my real name I got: I'm seriously going to bludgeon you until you bleed your eyes!.

For my first and last name I got: I'm going to pound you so heinously, you will polymorph into Vlad the Impaler!

 

For my username:
I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!

For my First name:
"I'm going to pulverize you into a fine spicy powder!!!"

For my full name: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!!"

 

Greengo = Hark! Who is that, running across the freeway! It is Greengo, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He bellows thunderously:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you're translucent!!!"

Angel from hell =
Striding along the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Angel From Hell! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!"

Christopher James greenlees = Lo! Who is that, striding amidst the wasteland! It is Christopher James Greenlees, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you so forcibly, Buddha will explode!"

& Finally me old username (That i'll still ***** about the fact that it didnt fit in here) Angel of judgement = Zang! Who is that, running across the hotel lobby! It is Angel Of Judgement, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming howl, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I pillage with reckless abandon!!"

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Most amusing... though untrue, most of my battle crys involve a breif mention of proclaiming death ^_^

 

Fuuma= "This one's for you, mom! I destroy all in my path like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

........thats messed up..

Nick(First name)= "As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to the landscape until everything has croaked!"

....

Maratta (Last Name)= "I'm going to hump you into your own personal hell, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

.........that was weird...

 

Blue Crow:

"I'm going to beat you into the fast lane, then steal your lederhosen!"

First and last name:

"In the name of malice, man, that's some good coffee!!"

First name only

"I'm going to clobber you until you're a parapalegic!"

Last name only

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!"

That's fun.

 

KaMeKaZi

Prowling through the terrain, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh KaMekaZi! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! Skulls will be ****ed for Satan!!!"


Dave

Sprinting over the plains, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Dave! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"For the love of beatings, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"


lol

 

I got..." I'm gunna seirously smash u to the moon and back, and hijack ur mama's airplane!" that doesn't sound like mine, mine's more like... u mess w/ me or my friend's i'll mess u up so hard ur mama won't reckonize u!:shy3:

 

Using my real name it came up with "I'm seriously going to pulverize you until you spontaneously degenerate!!!" tha was excellent and I loved it whoo hooo

200th post :anime:

 

For Meaikoh Takashi:
Who is that, striding through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Meaikoh_Takashi, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a mighty roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you all the way to Bangladesh, and throw you out the window!!"

For First Name Only:
Who is that, rampaging through the freeway! It is Jessica, hands clutching a meaty axe! She grunts gutterally:

"I'm going to contort you with such wanton cruelty, Buddha will explode!!"

For First & Last Name:

Hark! Who is that, rampaging along the desert! It is Jessica Marcotte, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She cries apocalyptically:

"I'm going to smash you until you spontaneously degenerate, and plug you into a power plant!"


I'm going to continue adding everything (nicknames, middle names etc.) into this, because it's fun! If I find a good one, expect it in my signature soon.

 

That one's actually pretty cool.

 

hahaha that one is really funny ~_~

o yah and i forgot this...

(First and Last name no stalkers plz):
Zang! Who is that, running amidst the desert! It is Nicholas Maratta, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He screams thunderously:

"I'm going to clobber you until there are no limbs left to break!!!"

...I expected a better one...


I tried This for fun ~_~:
Running across the wasteland, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh ~_~! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to f*** you until you taste like chicken, and sever every head in sight!"

 

For my screen name i got :

Striding across the cliffs, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Legato666! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

My first name:
Hark! Who is that, rampaging on the hotel lobby! It is Adam, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!"

MY full name:

Sprinting through the terrain, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Adam Conley! And he gives an ominous cry:

"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I shall traumatize the entire planet!"

 

My Main Screen Name:
Lo! Who is that, prowling on the hotel lobby! It is Fushigi Rockna, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a gutteral grunt, her voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!"

My other Screen Name:
Stalking amidst the mini-mall parking lot, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Sailor Kaiba! And she gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to bruise you with such reckless abandon, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!"

My OTHER OTHER screen Name:
Prowling on the tarmac, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Midori Ayame! And she gives a vengeful howl:

"For the love of beatings, I sow darkness and discord like a sentient bulldozer!!"

(note these were all screen names i once used, FR is my main one, Sailor kaiba is like a nickname more than a screen name that I use on IRC and Midori Ayame I used once upon a time on a site called kingyugi and their terrible chat room )

Useing FR:
Striding over the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh FR! And she gives a vengeful roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pillage like a sentient bulldozer!"

Using my Real Name:
Hark! Who is that, prowling across the steppes! It is Lynsey, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She roars ominously:

"I'm going to bruise you with such disregard for common sense, your timbers will shiver!!"


;_; wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so violent...

 

Alright, for Kamui:

Running on the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Kamui! And he gives a low scream:

I'm seriously going to contort you so utterly, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

I did my old username too... Bounty_Hunter26:

Stalking through the mountains, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Bounty Hunter26! And he gives a cruel roar:

Ares, God of War, be praised! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"

Another username i have.. Fooja:

Hark! Who is that, rampaging out of the desert! It is Fooja, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He grunts thunderously:

"This one's for you, mom! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"

And just for some fun... my actuall name... Adam Lamb:

Running over the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Adam Lamb! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"For the love of beatings, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"

 

Stalking amidst the candy store, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh HeavyPowerMetal! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to torment you into the fast lane!!"

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Sprinting out of the icy wasteland, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Christer! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I pillage like the world's mightiest bad-***!"

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Lo! Who is that, stalking on the terrain! It is Christer (insert last name), hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to **** you so painfully, you will drink poison and piss honey!"

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Skulking out of the icy wasteland, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh HPM! And he gives a booming cry:

"I'm going to hump you backwards in time, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

 

HAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA! That one is hilarious. I didn't like any of my speeches, personally.

- DS

 

my first name: I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!
first, last name: I'm seriously going to spank you until I am off parole!!!
first, middle, last name: I'm going to hump you beyond your expiration date!!!

:dizzy: it's all vaguely sexual :dizzy: