Recreation Your battle-cry!

Zang! Who is that, running across the fields! It is DrunkLeprachaun, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He cries vengefully:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pillage until there is no more hope!"

 

Bunsie's battlecry -- "I'm going to spank you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!!"

Running on the candy store, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Energizer Bunny! And she gives a booming grunt:
"I'm going to punch you in such an unsafe manner, you will not be able to see straight!!"

Lo! Who is that, skulking on the wasteland! It is Athena, hands clutching a thorned whip! She cries mightily:
"I'm going to punch you so painfully, your pets won't recognize you!"

Stalking through the mountains, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Thener! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I feel like chicken tonight!!"

how fitting...

oo oo i did my brothers name and he got this hehehe
"I'm going to **** you so thoroughly, you will polymorph into your grandmother!!!"

hahahaha

 

Ooh! I did this before....somewhere. I did it again, since I couldn't find out the one I had before:

MysticalAngel:

Zang! Who is that, skulking amidst the freeway! It is MysticalAngel, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She bellows gutterally:

"I'm going to smack you with such wanton cruelty, Buddha will explode!"

Tsuki no Tennyo:

Striding out of the desert, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Tsuki no Tennyo! And she gives a booming howl:

"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I pillage until everything has croaked!!"

(My real first name):

Zang! Who is that, running along the hotel lobby! It is [insert real name] hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She roars thunderously:

"I'm going to flog you until time and space have no meaning, and hit you with a steamroller!!"

(My real nickname I go by):

Rampaging across the tarmac, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh[insert nickname]! And she gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"

(Entire name, nick included):

Rampaging on the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh [insert entire name] And she gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to beat you so forcibly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"

Nosy Girl (nick my brother gave me):

Skulking amidst the icy wasteland, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Nosy Girl! And she gives a cruel howl:

"I'm going to beat you into your own personal hell, then make toast!!"


LOL! The last one was pretty funny to me. ^_^

 

Nickname: "I'm going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"

... hmm...

First name: "I'm going to punch you until you acquire caulrophobia!!"

What is Caulrophobia? Sounds like fun.

First and Last name : "I'm going to punch you until Western Civilization implodes, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"

Wow.

Full name: "I'm seriously going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!!"

Hehehe...

And one even mentioned Odin, I see. Cool!

 

For my username:

"I'm going to torment you so forcibly, Buddha will explode!"


For my real name (with last name):

"I'm going to spank you into the stuff of nightmares, and dip you in uranium!"


For my real name (without last name):

"For the love of carnage and discord, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!"

For my common name:

"I'm going to smash you into the fast lane!!!"

HEHEHE. I AM SO SCARY.

 

I think that by some of my cries this battle cry web page knew I was coming. Well, here is mine.

Basher19

Rampaging over the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Basher19! And she gives an ominous scream:

"I'm going to spank you like it's my job!!"

B19

Prowling amidst the mountains, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh B19! And she gives an ominous howl:

"I'm going to pound you until you bleed puke, and sever every head in sight!!!"

Bashu

Lo! Who is that, striding across the plains! It is Bashu, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you like a first grade teacher, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"

First Name

Striding over the fields, clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh Karrie! And she gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm going to pound you in such an unsafe manner, you will not be able to see straight!!"

First and Last Name

Who is that, striding on the mountains! It is Karrie M******* (wouldn't you like to know to bad ), hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular howl, her voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I bring darkness and mayhem with God on my side!!!"

Spanking good hehe

 

Rampaging along the hotel lobby, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Osaka! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!!"


That's so dorky.

 

For my username: "I'm going to flog you until you're pissing s***, and plug you into a power plant!!" (Sounds like I should put on my $17 labcoat for that one!)

For my first name: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy like the world's mightiest bad-***!!!" (Sounds devilish, and yup, I actually do have 666 in my SSN!)

 

You too? I hate mine. Tho... when you think about it... reincarnation, scientific...kakaka... MINI MALLS! I always hated those

Btw, just for fun...

Seto Kaiba:
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the hotel lobby! It is Seto Kaiba, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to torment you all the way to Old Bonny Scotland, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"

Kaiba:
Prowling through the desert, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Kaiba! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to pound you beyond capacity, and then some!!!"


hehehe, strange how we both have buzzsaws (or was mine a chain saw?) and axes... kakaka....

 

Toomaa:"As sure as predators devour prey, I tear into the enemy until my glands are satisfied!!!"

My real name: "I'm going to pummel you until you're translucent!"

My name in arabic: "I'm going to bruise you until you're pissing ****!!" :dizzy2: eww!!

My nickname in arabic: "I'm going to hump you all the way to Horni Sucha, then steal your lederhosen!!!"

Lederhosen:Leather shorts, often with suspenders, worn by men and boys, especially in Bavaria.
lol why would someone steal that

 

First name: (chelsea)"I'm seriously going to contort you until you acquire caulrophobia!"
Japanese name: (Chi-rushi)"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I plunder like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"
Japanese nickname: (chi)"I'm going to f*** you like it's a new extreme sport!"
nickname: (bunny)"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path like a sentient bulldozer!!!"
User namekyrie)"I'm going to punch you for such a long time, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"


LMAO!
This is great. I think i like my chi one best! LMAO!

~Chi

 

Busy tonight?

 

Stalking through the tundra, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh k0gepan! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to brutalize you so badly, you'll age fifty years!!!"


*winku* I'll brutalize you babeh. (everything can be made into a sexual comment, it just takes imagination.)

 

Mysteriosa:
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the terrain! It is Mysteriosa, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She cries vengefully:

"I'm going to contort you in such an inhumane manner, you will see ultraviolet!!"

Gata:
Running amidst the hotel lobby, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Gata! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to pulverize you so forcibly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"

My real name:
Sprinting over the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh me! And she gives an ominous grunt:

"For the love of beatings, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!!!"

A nickname:
Lo! Who is that, striding through the wasteland! It is me, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She howls gutterally:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!"

Another nickname:
Hark! Who is that, running through the desert! It is me, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She roars mightily:

"I'm going to smash you so heinously, your momma won't recognize you!!!"

Using my name and my would-be middle name (didn't get it ) :
Prowling across the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh she who is me! And she gives a mighty scream:

"For the love of beatings, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!"


Mine are all so MORBID! (I got something rather obscene for GataFairy, though. I am VERY offended!! ) ^__^; I'm NOT evil, I tell you!!!

 

My battle cry is .............." Who WIll protect this house!!"

 

"I'm going to bruise you like a first grade teacher!" lol