Recreation Corrupt a wish

Yea I soo stole this from another forum but it seems fun xD

How to play:

One person posts a wish of theirs. The next person tells how the wish can be corrupted, along with their own wish for the next person to corrupt. Example:


Person A:
I wish I had broadband instead of dial-up.

Person B:
Granted, but you have to use AOL.
I wish I had an Xbox 360.






Repeat untill forum is deleted for spamming. I'll start...

I'll begin

I wish I had a custom computer

 

Too bad they are all the same.

I wish I had a white hair ribbon.

 

Granted ,but the white hair ribbon is made out of white hair of a Grandma

I wish I had nickname

 

your nickname would be copywrighted and you would be sued and put in jail for 20 years

I wish I could fly

 

Your wish is granted, but I pulled off your wings and then I laughed. (quote from the Deftones themselves)

I wish I could s-- *cough* meet Chino Moreno. (Lead singer of the Deftones)

 

granted but he ends up being Justin Timberlake in disguise tryin to "find his roots"

i wish that I could meet some of my favorite older actors before they die. Like sean connerie and harrison ford

 

wish granted, but they suddenly turn into zombies and want to eat you

I wish I had Xbox live

 

Wish granted, President Bush took a big s-- dump on it.

I wish I was free.

 

Granted, but free is only an adjective.

I wish I could have the ability for amazing hearing.

 

granted but all you can hear is people puking and having diarhea
ooo and babies crying...all over the world

I wish I could sing

 

Granted, to bad the rest of the world is deaf.

I wish I could meet Nightmare, or Gensai. And others. Wait Hiro. Ppl im talking to right now.

 

granted... nightmare turns to be a horse and gensai is an irish sailor who only wishes that he could have stayed with that one darlin he had back in the days of his piratin!

I wish that the world wasnt so vain or so slobbish sometimes

 

Granted, but now your to cruel yourself to enjoy/celebrate it.
(Though the wish was good)

I wish the I could get someone in real life to have an intellactual converrsation with me.

 

Granted... but its Nigh... I MEAN!! its... me....

I wish there realy was superheroes or at least the possiblity of powers liek x men lol

 

Granted, but that someone is a your pet rock

I wish I had a blender

 

granted but you pull a peter griffina nd stick somethin in there that shouldnt be and ... you know what happens

i wish I I had a better horn

 

Ack! You?

Granted, but it was tragically smashed by a car wreck.

I wish I could have the ability to get a guy.

 

granted, but its Nigh... I MEAN me again...

i Wish I could meet up with Nightmare sometime

 

Granted, but I met him first and all you see is a shadow of his former self. I caused his soul to leave his body. ^^

I wish Gensai's fiance parents would get drunk for his sake.

 

Granted... but they all have massive hang overs in the morning

I wish I could Find someone worth my time....