Recreation Corrupt a wish

Granted, but then you'd become a mockery of television and probably killed in your sleep by a hatecrime against homosexuals... because you'd OBVIOUSLY be the purple one.

I wish...

 

But I kill you before you can finish.

I wish I could meet Liz.

 

Wish Granted, she has a penis. Tooooo bad..

I wish i'd never have met Aj and Jimmy would ask me out already! <3

 

Wish granted, but neither of them are me, so you're still missing out.

 

I wish that I could have the powers of probability!

 

You aren't probable enough to have probability. Probably? Probably...


I wish I could play Rugby.

 

granted, but you play as a benchwarmer

I wish I had a teleporter >.>

 

I mean to be able to control probability, like to affect life. But watever.

Granted, but it teleports you into a pit of rabid possums.


I wish I had a donkey.

 

Granted, but it develops a bad attitude and kicks ya into a wall

I wish procrastination wasn't so tempting

 

i wish i had a puppy

 

Except you put your wish in black text and my background is black, and now your wish cannot be granted because I didn't feel like highlighting it.

 

Wish granted, your a smartass

I wish I was capable of using drugs without getting addicted.

 

Granted, but it still harms your body.

(Btw. The reason you get addicted or want somethiing more powerful becuase the drug feels to weak, is because the smooth ER in you cells moderate toxins, and when you are constantly exposed to them [drugs] it creates more SmoothER, so you need a stronger drug to feel the same effect. But if you just stopped you'd have a massive amount of Smooth ER....)

I wish I remembered things extremly well with a photographic memory.

 

granted, but you have a photographic memory of disturbing images of your family members >.>;

I wish Disney would burn

 

Granted, then the whole world burns because Disney is every where.

I wish there was more cheese in my steak flambé.

 

Wish Granted, too bad it's made of ****.

I wish I could burst into flames.

 

Wish granted. Now you're going to burn to death. Wow, I didn't even need to corrupt that one!

 

I wish you would make a wish, so that I could corrupt it.

 

Okay, I wish I could magically give myself 50 more posts, so I can be a Power User!

 

Granted but you get banned instantly after reaching all mighty power user

I wish I could get my mage to 60!!!!