Recreation Corrupt a wish

Granted. It just happens to be four year old cans of spinach. BEWARE!

I wish I was better at html coding.

 

Wish Granted, but you get so good at it..that a buncha computer freaks fall in love with you and come and rape you with a broomstick.

I wish you were here. xD

 

I am...

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I wish I really was.

 

Awwe. Wish granted, we make sweet love. Then I confess I have HIV. T_T Too bad kid.

I wish that people wouldn't go from one label to another then, start hating them..that's gay.

 

Granted. And even when people keep one label, they're still lame.

I wish I was healthy, dammit!!

 

Granted... yet you become so healthy, that you develop an obsessive-compulsive concept like Adrian Monk and find many things to be a crutch in your life which is realy crutch itself, holding you back from doing the fun things in life... and the sane things.

I wish I had some coke.

 

Wish Granted, too bad it's illegal. <3..You didn't clarify which Coke. LOL

I wish I was Satan.

 

Granted. Sadly, Satan is the name of my neighbors dog, and you are now an ankle biter with bladder issues. Didn't we just go over clarifying things? xD

I wish baseball wasn't the american passtime.

 

Granted. But in a weird twist of events, it then becomes Solitaire.

I wish I didn't feel so tired.

 

Wish Granted, you go into a coma.

I wish I knew the truth.

 

Animals have libidos?

Anyway, wish granted, but it rains Atomic Fireballs, which destroy the earth.

I wish Thundercats was still on-air.

 

Granted, but some people don't know who they are so it is a waste and we only get reruns anyways.

I wish that people didn't underestimate the intelligence of animal-life.

 

Wish Granted, they make a monkey president and we all turn into slaves..

whoa dude..that really could happen xD

I wish xanex DIDN'T EXIST!

 

Granted but instead of xanex they give you rat poisen

I wish i had a girlfriend lol

 

Granted, but its me.

I wish I could buy a better piano, and a load of sheet music.

 

Granted. You get the deluxe Fisher-Price toddle tot's piano with Barney sheet music. =D

I wish I didn't get hit on so much. ;_; Makes me uncomfortable..

 

Wish granted, you never get hit on and you live your life without love.

I wish I lived in Korn's "Hollow Life" music video.

 

Granted, but you have to lsiten to the song constantly for eternity, and it isn't even their best song! Muah-ha-ha!

I wish b-tuvs would post more of his manga!

 

Wish granted, it's amazingly extremly horrid.

I wish no one ever died.

 

Granted but its like one of those zombie movies where people all turn into zombies instead of going into the other worlds

I wish I could have more of a life instead of jsut my classes....