Recreation Crazy Landlady!!!

www.crazylandlady.0catch.com

Well, what is this about?

To sum it up: My landlady is absolutely insane, gives me far more trouble than I ever deserved, and I made a site as stress relief.

Within, you'll find stories and pictures, all documenting such wonderful events as...

-The time she told me to stop drinking more than one glass of juice a day, or else I'll get diabetes.
-Her cat-themed bathroom.
-Her policy on having me hose-down pizza boxes.
-The many, many times she's entered my room without permission, a reason for searching, or anything reasonable and then gotten upset at the 'mess'.

This is the 2nd phase of a three phase 'strikes' campaign.

At first, I decided only to show the site to various friends and such.

But eventually she got so annoying, I decided...
with 1 annoyance, I would post the link in my livejournal.
With a second, I would post it here.
With a third, I will post it in www.spacebattles.com

Each phase raises the level of exposure quite a bit.

Here's hoping she doesn't go nuts a third time this week.

 

LMAO!!!!! Wow. You've got it bad!

Yeek. I wouldn't be able to stand that! I'd cuss her out majorly after the first time she was in my room.

I applaude you on your ability to tolerate the nonsense thus far.

 

That's one crazy landlady.

 

Oh, believe me, I've barely been able to.

 

She should be sent to the mental home........

 

Wow.

I hope your request-a-song thing goes through.. I can think of a few people who would find it appropriate... heh.

BTW, good luck perservering with the crazy escapee from Hardee's.... (BB knows what I mean )

- Ark

 

jeebus i would never ever be able to handle her craziness ..have you tried looking else where for a place to stay?:dizzy2:

 

Man, you got it bad, and I thought one month in the Korean Army was bad, at least that was temporary. Hope everything goes well (Like moving out of that *****'s home)

 

I'd prefer time in the army to this place. Honestly, I would.

At least in the Army you won't be bothered unless theres a reason for it...

Oh, by the way...

an M2A exclusive...

Crazy Landlady And The ****ing Kettle.

Just for you guys, a story I haven't put up yet.

So I'm sitting there working. Suddenly I hear the landlady walking up the stairs, and she knocks on the door of the renter beside me.

"Did you do this?"
"No."

Suddenly I say a quick prayer. I know nothing good will come of this.

*knock knock knock*
"Yes?"
"DID YOU DO THIS?"

She stands there, holding a kettle with the bottom burnt out.

"Um, no, I haven't used the kettle all year, let alone today."
"You didnt use it today?"
"I havent used it ever."
"What did you cook today?"
"The only thing I ate here was breakfast. Cereal and cold milk. No kettle."
"WHAT ABOUT LUNCH?"
"I was at school."
"Oh... um... And dinner???"
"I went to a restaurant. Late day, too tired to bother cooking."
"... Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"And you didn't use it?"
"Thats right."
"Well it couldn't have been me! I only used it in the morning!"

(that would mean she's the only person who could have ruined her kettle... I havent used it, EVER, and neither has The Person In The Room Beside Me [Im not going to call her by name out of privacy respect])

So finally she leaves.

Only to call us down a minute later.

AND SHE FREAKS OUT.

"I'VE HAD IT! I BARELY DO ANY COOKING HERE AND I DO SO MUCH CLEANING! THERE WERE CHEESE DROPS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OVEN, AND, AND, AND, THERE WAS STUFF IN THE MICROWAVE, AND NOW I HAD TO CLEAN THE KETTLE MELTINGS OFF OF THE STOVE, AND I HAVE TO CLEAN THE FLOOR, AND, THERES DIRTY DISHES... Actually those weren't yours, Scott... AND IM SICK OF IT!"

Of course she had cleaned it all up so we never actually SAW the mess... if she had just said "Hey, theres a mess in there, clean it" we would have been glad to... as any messes we leave are never intentional.


In other recent news updates...
-She forced me to have tea with her. She wouldnt leave me alone until I did. During said tea time, she also tried to get me to eat some cake. Repeatedly. Even though I just ate lunch.

-She said her cat was like a child to her.

-She actually called me while I was away just to make sure I was ok.

-Her daughter who was over for the night, who seems to have super-sonic cat-like hearing, was woken up by me whispering on the phone with k0ge. By the way, I was under a blanket. I repeat: I woke her up by whispering under a blanket. And theres a wall between us. And yes, I had to cut short the call.

-She got angry because I ate at a restaurant, even though its my money to spend as I please and it was one of my late days. On those days, by the time I get home she gets annoyed if I cook!

-On that same note, she got annoyed when I came home and cooked dinner on a late day, due to the lateness. So I can't eat at a restaurant and I can't eat at home on a late day. To hell with that idea!

-She assumed that just because she didn't see me leave my room, I wasn't awake. Actually, I was getting caught up on the news, and she left at about 10 am. I had woken up at 9. (actually I wait until she leaves to eat... that way she won't bother me!)

By the way, all of those things happened in less than a week. Thats right: LESS THAN A WEEK. And keep in mind that for a majority of that week, there was no way I would see her, due to school, work or travelling.

And chibichibirei, every single day I check the bulliten boards at school to see if any new apartments are available.

So far, nil.

Except one, which would have had me pay $450 a month to sleep on a couch, and another, where I would have lived with 3 old women.

 

god im so sorry *hugs* 450 would not be a good price to pay for a couch...i wish i had a way to help *thinking* the whole eating thing confuses me the most..why does she care about where you eat so much...woo boy shes a winner :glazed:

 

Oh, another thing I forgot to mention in the Mini-Updates bit...

-She compared my cleanliness to her other male border. He lived in a household of 11 children.

Yes, heaven forbid I should ever leave some school notes on my floor. And heaven forbid I should prefer to work with my door closed!

Oh, and she also went in my room while I was away without asking TWICE, rearranged things, and also unplugged my Glade Plugin (for those who dont know, that makes the room smell GOOD. I dont have any bad smells in the room, but just to keep her happy I have it there anyway. And she unplugged it. For no reason.

 

perhaps she felt the room was getting a little too clean..cause you know..who wants a clean smelling room *please note the sacrasim* we just need to get you a new place

 

Actually we think the reason she hates my presence here is because she loves the money from renting out rooms to students, but hates any sort of hassle, including them being here often..

Frankly if thats true she's not in the right field of business... if she really wants that money without 'hassles' then she needs to get it from somewhere else!

 

yes..perhaps an office job...not dealing with any human beings would be best for her

 

Sadly she works at an insurance company, and I believe she processes claims. Which means she makes contact with far too many people.

 

Hehehe, thats some crazy stuff. Seriously, what i'd do is pad lock my door (or put up some other type of locking device that she can't open) when I come in or out and put a sign up on my door that says "No I don't want anything. No, nothing is happening and Please just go the hell away." Man, thats creepy. Good site tho

 

Sadly, I can't get a lock.

Yes, its ridiculous.

But her house, and she sure as hell isn't going to change anything. Hell, she got angry due to some moisture inside the microwave (heaven forbid!), I may as well forget about modifying the door.

Actually I believe she thinks I'm on drugs or something.

The only drug I'm using is caffeine.

For those who aren't too bright, that means I'm drinking a lot of soda pop. Caffeine is also legal, in case you think I'm getting some super-rare illegal soda pop (you think that nobody would ever be so stupid to think that but you'd be surprised).

As for the site, I'm going to tweak the layout from a category based one to a story based one. It means more files to manage but it'll be much easier for people to go through, and it'll actually be better in terms of bandwidth when old visitors come back just to see the new stories.

 

Phalanx is right..perhaps a note like that would be usefull i think at the rate this woman is going..one person is far to many people to be dealing with

 

Personally I think its just me and me alone she treats like this, although The Person In The Room Beside Me (privacy protection) has drawn a little bit of flack. But then, She wasn't here for the majority of the week during 1st semester. Now, she will learn.

As for notes, I just may. One time I positioned my stand-up laundry hamper in front of my door so that if my door was opened at a normal speed, it would topple the hanger, spilling clothes all over.

Sadly she didn't fall for it that day.

However I did find it interesting when...

I got home from Christmas Break. And one of the first things she says to me: "I didnt go in your closet!!!"

But, I didnt make any *mention* of my closet...

I think she did.