Recreation Crazy Landlady!!!

yes if you go out and say you didnt go in forementioned closet..yet there was nothing mentioned to her about it...it screams guilty ..either that or she went in everything you own..but your closet

 

Oh, about the ARMY. Dear god nononononononono. They do bother you without a reason, not all the time, but really can make an *** of you if you mess things up, don't say the right stuff or if they don't get a feeling of good karma from you (I went to a ARMY camp over the summer, thar's plenty-o-tales to tell thar matey). Since you can't get a lock, maybe you can come up with something else to keep the door closed. I'd also not smile (just the "Zombie look") not talk to her too much and close the door, blast the music and give her a taste of her own medicine (Com'on, make a nusince of yourself ).

(By the way, I was shocked how quickly you two [Nephilim_X and chibichibirei] responded.)

 

heh..im just kinda bored and this topic is interesting and too funny ahh yes the army..my friend has told me interesting stories about it ...but id like to here more of yours too

 

Hell chibi. THere was soo much crazy happening there (every day of that camp) it wasn't even funny. All my friends wanted to know how it was, so I ended up typing a day by day journal about it. I'll include one of the better bits here. It's not great, but you'd have to read the whole story to get the full brunt of lots of the jokes, events and stuff that happened (and sleep was always considered a gift from god).

First meet with our Drill Sergent
That day, we met with our Drill Sergent. He lectured us guys, not to try and hit on the girls nor vice versa. He explained in rather gruesome detail how others tried and were caught getting it on in the barracks, trash bins, under the buildings and everywhere else we’d think we’d imagine, and then some. He also told us about how certain things in us won’t work for a while over at the camp (oh wow did I find this out, I didn’t take a dump for 4 days). Also, warned us about the coming of DSFC Mclean. Mean *** sucker when we screwed around, but cool when we made him happy. Created the taunt about Haterade, which is feeding off the hate that comes from the other platoons after we beat them at events.

 

sounds pleasant...i could never ever do anything like the army...im not that type of person..its good that you could.. are you planning on doing anything else with the army?

 

After that, I said "SO Long fellas, I'm outta hear" There just wasn't any intellectualism in it and I though I could do better than that.

Hey, Nephilim_X, I feel kind of bad for messing up your thread this way. But continue on, it has been quite entertaining to read and i'll be sure to send it to some friends who are always looking for a good laugh. Hey, chibichibirei (or anyone else who wants to know), talk to me about this on PM. I don't wanna incure the wrath of one of the higher powers (on this site at least).

 

Well, at least in the Army you could see stuff like that coming. I believe it would be somewhat expected. And I'd *still* rather spend time in the army than here! Don't get me wrong, its still rough, but somehow... it all seems much more appealing than living with this *****.

I always, always have the door closed.

Sadly that hasn't stopped her. Besides, she nearly always has a worried/frowny face on.

I never say anything except for a pleasantry every now and then, when I don't have a choice. And when she does talk to me, I do whatever I can to keep it nice and short. Last night I said I was going to sleep at 10 o clock (HA HA HA!!!!)

It's *always* closed. She wonders why I like it closed. Mostly because *I dont like people looking into my private space*. It's different with friends or family members, but when its a landlady who gets furious because of a few schoolnotes on the ground (thats not an exaggeration), its a little different.

Believe me, I'm VERY tempted. VERY VERY VERY tempted. But then I'd be giving her more ammunition for her War On Scott.

 

I think it would be cool if everytime you enter the house you put your headphones and listen to a cd player or walkman, so you can't even hear her talking to you.. And umm you should maybe also try to make her understand it's YOUR room and she can just get the hell out of it.. She's a ****h from what i've heard anyway...

 

Actually when I leave my room I nearly always wear headphones and listen to my cd player.

BUT I cant just ignore her, or else she'll call my parents and *****... and I'd rather spare my parents some suffering.

 

I just hope for you that you can get out of there and live in an apartment alone.. Ahh Im sure it would make you feel great to have some time FAR away from her.

 

Every moment without her is like a shiny golden apple.

 

Ah, true love

- Ark

 

Oh please.. Tell me you're kidding. You really dont have the slight bit of an idea what he's going through everyday, I'd almost kill myself having someone like that near me all the time.

 

Note the withOUT part!

 

yes yes you should try and stay out of the building as much as possible so you dont have to see her as much

 

wow. Couch on one hand....crazy b**** on the other....wow. Tough choice there.

 

I'd take the couch, but then I'd be sleeping in the living room, and I'd rather like a little privacy.

 

Then tell your parents to just hang up on her. Or tell them to pretend like she's a sales person and have them say "Oh no thanks, we don't want anything right now" and hang up. There are people who do that when you call at the wrong time and they don't want to be bothered. They can also say "We are expecting an important phone call, so i'll call you back later" then hang up. They won't get bothered, and the lady (might) give up on them and you (which means sucess). Be a little ruthless, hell, I would if I were in that predicament. Fight Fire with molten lava dude.

 

he's right..or just switch the number she has written down for your parents with a different one she'll never know