Inu-Yasha Game: You'd never hear...

You'd never hear...

What are some things you'd never hear the charaters of InuYasha say?

 

This looks like it could be a fun game. ^_^ Not that I've ever been very good at it, but I can try....

Kagome: (following "sit boy/osuwari") Heel! Stay! Roll over!

Kikyo: (bursting into tears, talking to Inuyasha) You're just scared of commitment, aren't you?

Sesshoumaru: (to himself, shopping) Let's see.... Tacky pink eyeshadow...check. Designer shampoo...check. Industrial-strength bleach....


If this gets enough responses, I'll sticky it at the top with the Quiz game.

 

I've been playing these lately. ^_^

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Sesshoumaru: ::in a fluffy pink bathrobe, singing 'I'm Too Sexy' by MC Hammer::

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Inuyasha: I got you now!
Sesshoumaru: ::Scowls:: ....
Inuyasha: Checkmate! I win!
Sesshoumaru: Rematch, hanyou!
Inuyasha: No way! We promised no rematches!
Sesshoummaru: What about the last chess game we had?
Inuyasha: ... Doesn't count...

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Jaken: ::On top of a rock:: I'm king of this rock!!!!
Rin: ....... :ushes Jaken off the rock::
Jaken: Ow......
Rin: ::Walk away, whistling innocently::

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Shippou: ::see Rin, walk over to her:: Will you bear my child, miss?
Sesshoumaru: What did you say to her?! Get over here! I'm going kill you!! ::chases Shippou::

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Heehee. I have more, but I think I'll post these for now. ^^

 

Ha! I like that one! Funny!

InuYahsa: I'm to tired to fight...

Mioga: I'm not hungry.

Kagome: Ok, Kikyo, you win.

Sessy-kun: Hm...boxers or briefs...

Miroku: As a lovelt woman walks up to him
"Excuse me"
"Sorry. But I'm buisy"

Yeah. They're not that good. But oh well.

 

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Heh. Ok. Sorry about adding to yours, MysticalAngel. But I couldn't resist.
P.S. This one you probably wouldn't want to show any one to young. Just believe me on this one.


Seshy-kun: *Dances around in a fluffy pink robe Singing* I'm to sexy or my shirt, I'm to sexy...*contineus on, making kiss faces in the mirror*
Rin: *walks in and blinks*
Seshy-kun: *Turns around a the towel drops, embarased face, blushing* "Ri...rin......."
Rin: *Points* "Master Seshomaru, what's that?"

*Kagome walk in*
Kagome: *Lifts hand to say something, stops, turns , and shuffles away, muttering about what a hell her life is with these people in her house*

 

Inu Yasha(with pink hearts in his eyes) to Kagome: I love u, I love u, i love u soooo much! Will u be my girrrrrrrrrrlfriend?? xxxxoooo

Sesshoumaru(in tears) to Inuyasha: to tell the truth it is not tetsusaiga i want, all i want is to see u little brother. I really missed u!

Kaede to everyone: Thats it! From now on u all will pay me rent!!!!

Rin to Sesshoumaru: Sesshoumary Sama, can Rin have a Barbie?

Sesshoumaru to his psycologist: I like to chase after my tail when im in dog demon form. Is that normal??

 

OMG! That's so funny! And why did you have to remind me of my perverted thoughts? lol

Yours was good too, me_dreaming_zzz. I like all of them, especially the last one. LMAO. ^_^

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Shippou: You pathedic fools! I shall take over the world! Bow down! I said bow!

Inuyasha: ::bows:: All hail Lord Shippou!

Everyone else: ::starts chanting "All hail Lord Shippou"::

Shippou: ::wakes up:: Crap. A dream...

 

sesshoumaru: i love u!!!! who cares if people won't come to our wedding! all we need is the two of us. i just want to marry u, spend the rest of my life with u, share our thoughts and feelings together . . . naraku!!!

naraku: but i'm not gay. i'm in love with kagome.

sesshoumaru: u . . . U TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kagome: oh naraku . . . <hearts in her eyes> really?! :blush:

inuyasha: bu- but kagome, i thought we had something. <tear> whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- <sob>

 

Kagoma: "Fech the stick"
Sessho-maru: "I will not"
Inu-Yasha: "I will"
Sessho-maru: "No you don't that my stick"
(fight noises over the stick)

Sad I know it's was the best I could come up with.

 

thats awesome....very funny...

Sango: Ok, Miroku...only this once *wink wink*
or
Some Pretty Girl: *To Miroku* Will you make my child with me?
Miroku: No, I'm sorry but I'm more civilized than that...
or
Inu Yasha: I HATE CUP-O-NOODLE!
or
Kouga: Look at this dog crap! He cant even take care of Kagome!
Inu Yasha: Who you calling dog?! If there's anyone closer to a dog here it's you wimpy wolf!

The last one is just a thought...not really anything anyone could say. Inu Yasha and Kagome slow dancing...then Kouga cuts in and then Inu Yasha cuts in...That happens a couple times until Kagome decides to play a trick on them both. Then the next time Kouga or Inuyasha would cut in...they would be dancing with each other instead of with Kagome...


Mine arent funny but thats the best i could do...

 

Miroku to Sango: Will you stop making me toch you there!!!

Sango to Miroku: But it fells so good!!!!*Miroku slaps Sango*

Miroku: Why you pervert!!!!!

OR Kagoma to Inu Yasha: Why do you keep running after Kikyo shes been dead for meny years

Inu Yasha: Good question? if i sleep with her would that make me a Necrofeleac?:sweat2:

 

Inu Yasha to Kagome: Oh, no, not Ramen again!


Inu Yasha to Rumiko Takahashi: Did u have to make me a half-demon????
Rumiko Takahashi: What? Would u like to be human instead??
Inu Yasha: em... nevermind....


Jaken to Sesshoumaru: I'm sick of carrying that stupid staff of heads and helping u all the time. From now on i'm serving Inu Yasha, not u!!!
Sesshoumaru(extends claws): Grrrrrrrrrrrr......
Jaken(shaking in fear): Ok, Ok, Just joking....aaaaa....

 

Things that you would'nt hear in Inuyasha

Inuysha:"I love you Kagome" he leans into Kagome :blush: and than KISS KISS :blush: .I know it maybe lame but tell me some good fuuny ones.

 

Inuyasha
I hate you Kikyo
I love my big brother
I want a doggie treat
SIT BOY
Bark Bark



Kagome
I love Kouga
I cant go to the Feudal era because I have a date with Hojo
Naraku is so cute


Sesshomaru
Lets just be a family again Inuyasha
Jaken, you're my best friend
Who's Rin?

 

Inuyasha: i .. i..ihate to fight ..... fight isn't good "tears in his eye's"...RIGHT
Sesshomaru:thats right lil bro...up five :anime: ....
Kagome: INU :anger2: YASHA...turn ur face..Sesshomaru kiss ME...
Sesshomaru: :blush2: ..o..o..okey..
"ohhohh that freaks me out " :sweat2:

 

Sesshomaru:i dont want my father's sord little bro ,you should have it..
Inuyasha:i dont need a sord that transforums only to save humans,humans sucks :anger2: i wish you die Kagome.
Kagome: :sad: i hate you half_bread *cries and runs away to Miroku*.
Miroku :go away Kagome, you crybaby.
Naraku:i love humans *hugs Kagome*,dont cry sweeti.
Shippo:i think its better if i lived with the Thunder brothers.

 

Some are not that bad.

My turn.

Inuyasha: Goes up to Sango. "Will you bare my child?"
Sango: "Sure, I will Inuyasha."

Sesshomaru: says "Ain't nothing but a hound dog rocking all the time." Does the Kings shake.

Jaken: "I am leaving you for good Sesshomaru. You treat me like crap."
Sesshomaru: "It is about time you got a backbone Jaken."

Rin: "Sesshomaru-sama where do babies come from?"
Sesshomaru: "Well, Rinnie pooh. Babies come from Santa Claus."

Kikyo: "Kagome, you can have Inuyasha."
Kagome: "No, Kikyo I don't want him you can have him."
Kikyo: "Ah no girl. You can."
Kagome: "Maybe I don't want him."
Kikyo: "Well, I don't want him too."
*Both spy Miroku* Both say: "MIROKU"
*Miroku runs away*

Kagome takes off the beads around Inuyasha: "You are free my puppy. Run, run Inuyasha. Run like the wind." Pats him on the head.

Sesshomaru: "Kagome, I am your father."

Okay I took it a bit further and decided to go on with something that the characters wouldn't do.

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru having a meal together. (Got this idea from an episode. )
Kikyo saving Narakus' life. (Hey. It could happen.)
Everyone goes to WacDonalds. (WACWORLD!! )
Sesshomaru spies on the boys taking a bath.

Thats all I can think of for now.

 

miroku: id like to just settle down and remain a virgin for the rest of my life.

sango: kagome...have u ever been with another woman.

kagome: yes sango i have.

inuyasha: is there gunna be some action here i should be a part of.

naraku: ok i dont care about collecting this sacred jewel or want kikyo or want to kill inuyasha.

shipo: stand back everyone.. im going to take this demon on by myself.

kirara: MOooo Moooo MOOoooo.....

miyoga: (more what he would never do rather than say).. actually stick by inuyashas side during a battle that dont look to promising)

 

Lol

these are pretty good.. let me try my luck.

Inuyasha: yes Miroku, I will bare your child
Naraku (dressed all in pink): Inuyasha that isn't proper! I'm gonna go tell Sesshomaru! THEN who'll be sorry? *sticks tongue out at Inuyasha and runs*

Shippo: Stay back guys this could get ugly. I'll take it from here.

Kikyo: Kagome, let's be best friends forever! *pink hearts in her eyes as she runs and hugs Kagome*

Sesshomaru (in a maternity dress): Jaken, I don't know how to say this exactly but... I'm pregnant with your child
Jaken: WHAT? You...you're crazy! This has gone on long enough Fluffy, I'm outta here. I FEAR COMMITMENT!

Kagome: God Shesshomaru's hot. I wish Inuyasha were more like Sesshomaru. *sigh* i'd do anything to be with Sesshomaru forever *swoons*

well there we go.. not great but it'll do lol