Inu-Yasha Game: You'd never hear...

Hey Naymal, lighten up! These are phrases they would NEVER say! It's all just a big joke!

Anyway, here's another for you all to laugh at the stupidity of:

Yura: I think I'll shave my head for cancer.

 

hey Naymal i see your new here, welcome, and have fun posting,
oh PS: since you seem to like seshomaru i am thinking you are female * sorry if im wrong* you aught to go to controll panel and change the gender or else people will get the wrong idea

sesshomaru: *wallks out of changing room in a dress* does this make me look fat?

sango: *grabs mirokus behind*

miroku: *slap*

 

Kagome: I wonder if Inuyasha likes it doggy style....

Hah, I'm sorry, I've been itching to post that one for awhile... ^^

 

Umm...


Anyway,

Miroku: Sango, there's something I need to tell you. You see... I'm gay.

(Come on, that one had to come along sooner or later)

 

LoL

oooo...MY TURN!!!! I can try can't I?

(Naraku skipping around on Kagura's feather in a pink kimono.) Inuyasha, oh, Inuyasha! Here! I give jewel shards for all (smashes his jewel to bits and throws them down) JEWEL SHARDS FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!

Demons fearing humans

Sesshoumaru: *wakes up crying* Where is my stuffie Pikachu!!!!!!!......RIN?!?

Rin: DIE! ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME!!!!! EVIL SHALL RULE!!!!

Inuyasha to Kouga: Hurry up you slowpoke!
Kouga: I'm going faster then you are!
Inuyasha: That's because I'm walking normally.
Kouga: What?!?* relizes his jewel shards are missing.....

Shippo: Kagome? Will you bed me?

Jakken: My Lord Sesshoumaru, please allow me to destroy Inuyasha! \

All I got 4 now....sorry, if they suck.

 

Hey, Ice-blue-eyes: With that signature, I have to ask: Did you stay up all night painting your house, or running around the block to get rid of all that energy....?

Ok, here's one:

Shessy: All right!! Who taped over my copy of The Sopranos???

 

Hahahaha...actually, I got rid of my energy by running up and down the stairs and running away from this girl cause I was talking too much and a litte something slipped.... but hey! That energy had to go somewhere!

Anyway..here one.

Kagome comes home from school, ready to take a soothing bath.
Kagome steps in the door....
Kagome: ACK! Inuyasha! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
Inuyasha: *SCREAMS* Kagome look away!
Kagome: You're in a bath tub stupid...I meant the rubber duckies, and my towel!

 

Heres some more from me!

*Seshomarru after he finds out InuYasha was sealed to a tree*
Seshy: *Rocking back and forth* Nothing wrong...nothings wrong...
Jaken: *Walking up* Master Seshomarru? Is everything alright, my lord?
Seshy: *Crying* I miss my baby brother! *Shouts and sobs*

Kikyo: *handing the shards over to InuYasha* Here you go. Their in much better care than you. *Smiles sweetly*

 

^^ If only some of this would happen! It'd be too funny!

 

Will Never Happen

MY TURN!!!

Kagome: InuYasha, I'm pregnant.*starts to sob* :anime:
InuYasha: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!!!!!

Sesshomaru: Shippo, will you bear my child?

Sesshomaru: I just joined green peace!

Kilala: Ok, that's it. You people suck. I'm out of here.
:catgirl:

Sango: I'm giving up violent demon slaying for a much more peaceful cause, joining a motercycle gang!

I couldn't resist!
~Silver Rei

 

i dont care if it sucks i want t
Kagome comes out of the well
Kagome: What do u think u are doing Inuyasha?!!!
InuYasha: Thring on my halloween costume
Kagome: But thats my School uniform!!
InuYasha: does it make my butt look big?


Sango: Koga ?
Koga: what do u want
Sango: Will u marry me?
Miroku walks out and rubs Sangos butt for luck
Miroku: Koga will u marry me?
Sango: Wait wait wait he can't marry u because hes about to marry
Miroku: no hes going to marry me
Miroku and Sango continue fighting
Koga walk up to Kagome
Koga: Kagome, Will u marry me
Kagome: um let me think about it NO
Miroku and Sango: Hooray
InuYasha: Kagome will u marry me ?
Kagome: I thought you'd never ask, Of course i will
Kikyo walks up
Naraku shows up at the well
Naraku: Kikyo will u marry me? Please
Kikyo: Yes i will marry u
Shippo and Kirara walk to well from the forest
Shippo: Kirara will go out with me on satuday
Kirara: MEOW
Shippo: Um, is that a yes or no



20 years later

Rin is 26

Sesshomoru: Rin will u marry me
Rin: i dont know Lord Sesshomoru
Rin: Can we just be friends
Sesshomoru: NO YOU SHALL PAY
sesshomoru pulls out a dagger
Sesshomoruie!!
Rin: NOOOO..........
Sesshomoru pulls out tessiaga and hits Rin
Sesshomoru: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!


Thats all i could think of
Please tell me what u think

INU_IS_SO_CUTE

 

You meant the Tenseiga, right? Whatever the "tessiaga" is.

Anyway...

Bankotsu: So, that Wing_goddess is pretty dumb, eh?
Jakotsu: (Takes a bite of roast Inuyasha leg, speaks with mouth full) Yeah, you got that right.

Aww, but it's no fun without her around to tease. It's just not the same. :sad:

Oh well.

Kagome: I hate archery! Stupid arrows! From this day, I will use *this!* (grunts as she picks up a Zweihander(German Sword) Come on, demons! Time to die!

Maybe...

Jaken: Worship me, Slave!
Sesshomaru: (meekly) Hai, Jaken-sama.
Rin: Wow, I love take-charge men. Jaken-sama, can I bear your child?

Jakotsu

 

Again

ONCE AGAIN:

InuYasha: *to group* I just realized... :sad:
Miroku: You don't want the jewel?
Shippo: You're about to die?
Sango: You hate ramen?
Kagome: You're leaving Kikyo for me?
Kilala: Mew? :catgirl:
InuYasha: No...I'm gay! BYE NOW! I'm going to live with Jakotsu! *skips away* :anime:

 

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THATS GOOD!!!!!



inyuasha:kagome i really want to express my love for you.. i truley do!

a beutifual women walks up to miroku and miroku:sorry i cant talk right know miss plz go away

Sesshomuru shopping in walmart: Tissues, tide, galde plug ins, pink eyes shadow, extreme bleach......a PS2.....

yah its bad i know!!

 

HEHEEHE I LOVE THESE!

Sesshomaru- Jaken. Will you marry me?

Inuyasha- Kagome. Can I live in your era, as a human?

Koga- Inuyasha. Lets be the best of friends.

Rin- Jaken. You are infirior to me.

Kanna- Naraku! I hate your guts! (Sorry Kanna, thats Kagura's job)

Inuyasha- Kaede. You have given me a place at your table, a roof over my head, and I think your cute.

Sesshomaru- I LOVE HANYOUS! ^_^

Thats all for now

 

Sesshoumaru: WHERE IS MY FLUFFY PINK BUNNY PLUSH TOY!?!
InuYasha: I miss Koga-chaaaaan!!!
Kagome: Jakotsu is kinda cute...
Sango: Hey, has anyone seen my ballroom gown?
Miroku: I decide from this day forward that....CELBATE IS MY CAUSE!!!
Shippo: I WILL CONQUER THIS PUNY WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Naraku: Hmmm...Sesshoumaru is such a cutie!
~Silver Rei

 

It's been awhile...

Inuyasha *on human night*: ****, it's that time of the month again..
Kagome: Yes, but unlike me, you're constantly grouchy EXCEPT during that time of the month.
Inuyasha: Well....opposites attract, right?

Sesshomaru: I wonder how much I could fetch for this boa down at Goodwill...people keep mistaking me for a prostitute.

Kagome: Man, I lugged this satellite ALL the way from home, and my cellphone STILL gets no service out here!

*Rin playing dress up with Sesshomaru's boa*: Aren't I just so glamorous? Now if only I could talk Sesshomaru into parting with his glitter collection...

Kagome *messing around with camera*: Now I'm turning the flash on, so don't be frightened, all right?
Miroku: FLASH? Where Kagome-chan, where?
Sango: Miroku, shut up or I'm going to sick Kirara on you.
Miroku: Ooh, using your pussy as a threat. Kinky. ^_^

Sango *talking to Kaede*: I was wondering if you could duplicate the spell you've given Kagome for Inuyasha. Miroku's been a bit out of control recently, but I'd like to suggest a few minor changes.

Kaede: Oh?

Sango: Namely, there's a certain *part* of Miroku that I'd like the spell to focus on...a constricting spell perhaps? So every time he, uhm, "builds my character", I could use a trigger word that would cause him to deflate?

Kaede: Won't he get bent out of shape?

Sango: Nah, there won't be any hard feelings. Big things come in small packages, after all.

 

Seeshomaru; Inuyasha first you cut off my arm now my ........
Inuyasha; I wish my butt was as tight as Miroku's.
Kagome; I'm reincarnated from Kikyo but, my boobs are 2 sizes smaller than hers.
Miroku; I shrunk to sizes thanks to Sango...
Sango; I gained 40 pounds these last six months thanks to Miroku
Shippo; I'm gonna sneak in while she's sleepin and......

 

InuYasha: So.......anybody check out my brand new PSP yet?
Kagome: Tottaly! You know...i noticed...i think i should make my skirt shoter...(yes!)
Shippo: Hey, nice handheld InuYasha, but have you checked out my new DS?
InuYasha: No way, I'm a SONY guy!
Sango- I want to kiss all the boys!! ( )

As far as i could think....

-Seishin

PS-Miroku: All right.........who took my handhelds!?

 

Sesshomaru - I like carpet munchers..

Inuyasha - I'm a bisexual. I like hot dog and carpet! ^^

Sango - I totally wanna do you Kagome, but you just...don't go that way for some reason.

Kikyo - I GO THAT WAY!! DATE ME PEACHY! (hhhehhehehe)

Kagome - mabye I should switch sides..Inuyasha just isn't..getting to me lately. ^.^

Miroku - what about me! I tap it better than Peachy!

Jaken - Nawh man..This is some Jerry Springer ****.

Rin - What's Jerry Springer? @___@