Inu-Yasha Game: You'd never hear...

ok these arnt very good

InuYasha:Sesshomaru will you bare my child?
Sesshomaru:Yes InuYasha.

Naraku:Kagome will you marry me?
Kagome:Of course!!! :anime:

Miroku:I love you Miyoga! :sweat2:

i know they suck

 

These are soooo funny!! :anime:
but one major thing they would never say is..........

Group:Ok so we all dicided we dont care about the shikon jewl or Naraku right? ok lets go eat noddles.

It may not be to funny but they'll definatly never say it.

 

Oh, I've gotta try!

Sesshoumaru *lying on a psychiatrist's couch*
Psychiatrist: So how do you really feel?
Sesshoumaru: About...?
Psychiatrist *leans in and whispers*: Humans.
Sesshoumaru *jumps up and grabs the psychiatrist* :Ohhh! I just love them! Give me a hug! :anime:

Couldn't help myself.

 

i wanna go again :anime:

Shippou:Kagome will you be my daddy?

i gotta think up more

 

i thought up an alternative to your joke, i hope u dont mind :sweat2:
Shippou: Inuyasha, will you be my daddy??(pleading eyes)

some of my own:

Sesshoumaru looking in the mirror: hmm.... i think i should get a new outfit......

Inuyasha to Kagome: do u have any more of that 98% fat-free ramen?

Jaken: i love Rin and i love flowers

Kikyo (with a happy smile on her face): what a beautiful day!!!!

 

I'm so sorry, but I've gotta add on to my own! (Came up with this waiting for the bus)

Sesshoumaru *lying on a psychiatrist's couch*
Psychiatrist: So how do you really feel?
Sesshoumaru: About...?
Psychiatrist *leans in and whispers*: Humans.
Sesshoumaru *jumps up and grabs the psychiatrist* :Ohhh! I just love them! Give me a hug! :anime:
Psychiatrist: Are you all right?
Sesshoumaru *looks at him blankly*: What do you mean?
Psychiatrist: Mentally! That's what I mean!
Sesshoumaru: I don't know. You tell me. You're the doctor.

I know. Craziness! Pure craziness! :sweat2:

 

Jaken to Rin:Will you marry me?

Rin to Jaken:Oh Jaken those are the words ive always wanted to hear from you!

Sesshoumaru to Jaken:But Jaken...Dont I mean anything to you? :sad:

Jaken to Sesshoumaru:Not after you got with that Miroku guy!

~Sesshoumaru runs off crying with mascara running down his face~

ive got a very weird mind :sweat2:

 

i know this is gonna be corny but its funny if u picture it and i have more anyways
::Inu-Yasha does the moon-walk past Naraku and winks at him::

 

Hello

:dizzy: :dizzy: Inu-Yasha=Sango, I'm your sister
Sango= I know that baka
Miroku= **** this, I won't be related to Inu-Yasha, he's a *****
Inu-Yasha= I'll be yours :dizzy:

[Kogarashi] Try turning off caps-lock, hon. People don't like to be shouted at. [/Kogarashi]

 

Mirokou: No, I don't want to spend the night with you miss. You are beautiful, but I must maintain my vows as a monk

 

*Kagome gives Inu-yasha deodarant*
Inu-Yasha- What do i need this for?
Kagome- It makes you smell clean.
Inu-Yasha- I don't need 'deodarant' *looks at the scent of the deodarant* I smell 'lemony fresh'

I have more but u need to wait to see them :anime:

 

??????????????

Inu-Yasha=I'm A Flamming Homosexual!
Kagome=What? Me to? Except I'm a raving homosexual!
Sango=why are you telling him what we are!!??!! :bleed2:
:catgirl: :blush2:
:sweat: :bleed:
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Inu-yasha=Lets do it :blush: :blush2: :sweat2: :sweat: :bleed: Sango=OK :catgirl:
Kagome=Finally you ask to join. :anger2: :blush: :anime:
Inu-Yasha=What :glazed: :dizzy2:
Sango=We've :blush: :blush2: Been doing it a long time :anime:
Inu-Yasha- :bleed: :sweat:
Kagome=Yeah :anime: :dizzy2: :anger2:
Shipo=Me to Me to! :dizzy: :shy2:
at the castle
Naraku=what about me :anger2:

 

To tell you the truth me and my girlfriend came up with all the things that Inu-Yasha would never do or say but she hasnt been able to get so until she does heres a few more:

Inu-Yasha: Miroku will you please grope Kagomes butt again?

Inu-Yasha: Will you people shut the f*** up!! I'm trying to watch Opra.

 

I never heard Inuyahsa say Who Farted, I luv u, and your really hot Kagome

 

inuyasha- ok, fine, i admit it......im a cat demon!
kagome- kikyou, you stay with inuyasha. you deserve it.
naraku- kagura, your the best daughter a hanyou could have!
kikyou- kaede, why are you the same height as when i died?
sango- naraku, i WANT to be your slave!

 

I'm puttin it down for Shippo!

Shippo: *slicks his hair back and leans against a tree lighting a cigarette all 50's greaser like" Sango you're mine now, Miroku back off or else! *pulls out a switchblade*

 

Sango: Kagome...Kikyou...KISS AND MAKE OUT!

 

Kanna: You know, I really feel like talking. Talking is so good ya know?? I mean, I love to talk. I never shut up!!

Kagome's Grandpa: I hate myths, legends, and history.

Everyone: *watching Barney*

InuYasha: Meow!!!

*Kouga, Inuyasha, and Hojou hugging* Inu: I love you guys!!!

Sango: I HATE YOU KOHAKU!!! YOURE SUCH A BRAT!!!
:catgirl:

 

inu yasha: kagome i want to tell you some personal things.

kagome: what kind of personall things/

inu yasha: i love humans, i love my brother, i love the flowers, i love the poisonous insects, i love getting beat up because it gives me a thrill, i love sango, i love you, i love kikyo, i love shippo, i love miroku, i love kaede, i love kagura, i love kanna, i love sharp pointy things, i love barny, i love teletubbies a lot becaus of that purple one with the special sign on his head, and i would just love it if all demons were wiped out.

kagome: your telling me this why?

miroku, sango, shippo, and kaede: we didn't need to know that and since you like to be beat up we'll beat you to a pulp.

inu yasha: i don't like to be beat up, i love to be beat up.

kagome: great i have some black mail *laughs evily*

inu yasha: you know what the worst thing would be? if seshomaru found out.

seshomaru: thanks 4 telling me little brother. now what did i tell u 2 say rin?

rin: i love inu yasha because he likes the same t.v. shows as meeeeeeeee.

inu yasha: shutup and what the hell is a t.v. show? why didn't u tell me he was right there kagome?

kagome: you were 2 busy talking and u should know what a t.v. show if u said the name of one.

inu yasha: *sulking and completly silent*

sango: can i bear ur child sesshomaru?

sesshomaru: only if u give me 20 children.

sango: done*goes up and snuggles seshomaru*

kaede: i just feel out of place here. maybe it is the big, scary, purple people eater right here? oh well.

everyone gets eaten by the big, scary, purple people eater.

inu yasha:*from inside the stomach* YAY
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was that good? i think so.
bye everyone

 

Shippo beats the crap out of Miroku "i told you, you punk Sango is mine!"
Miroku trys to run but is tackles by Shippo and strangled some
Sango: Shippo i love you!
Shippo: what did i tell you punk *kicks Miroku in the twig and berries then goes and drags Sango behind some bushes*
Miroku talks in a high voice: it was only a friendly pat on the butt