Recreation Girls vs. Boys (questions)

I've seen a thread similar to this before..but it didn't have the gender requirements. Nonetheless...

A: Because we all wish to get as much in our pants as possible. You'd be surprised at how much we can fit.

Q: Same question to you ladies. Why do you like chatting to guys?

I'm just assuming that ladies talk to guys a lot.

(my first question was totally stupid, and I didn't know that was a requirement)

 

A.To fit as much as we can in our skirts as possible
Q. Why do guys play girls as bad as they do?

 

A: To make up for our small ding-a-lings.

Q: Why do my ears hurt? I even have scabs on them! I think. It hurts 'round back, so I can't see.

 

A.I don't know..what did you do.
Q. Why do guys say they have small ding a lings and let peeps hear it??

 

You're answer was a question, j00 n00b! kekekeke.

A: I'm the only one who says it, don't worry about it.

Q: Why does Adam Sandler fail at life? (god, I hate him).

 

A. I don't know. mabey it's just your opinion that he fails.
Q. Why is Jim Carrey so damn funny?

 

Yeah, I totally knew that was coming.

But that's not gonna stop me, now is it?

 

Only if you stop spamming.

Anyway, I think the reason other guys smoke is simply that they're under the foolish impression that it makes them look cool. Unfortunately, this is not the case. All it does is make them look and smell bad, and, in the cases of narcotics, it makes them act like idiots.

Not being a smoker myself, I couldn't tell you if I'm 100% accurate on that, but oh well.

Girls, why do you wear makeup? Is it because you're uncomfortable with your own appearance and afraid to rely on your natural beauty?

 

A.I wear dark blue eyeshadow and Blackeyeliner because I like that look of darkness in my eyes..Well I don't do it to make myself feel better or for people
to notice me I just like it!

Q.Why do you guys call yourself pimps does it make you feel big???

 

*looks around the room...* am i allowed to post...? anyway, i don't wear makeup. it makes your face feel heavy, and it's such a pain to put on...

 

We call ourselves that because we think we got a lot of girls that want us. 80 percent of the time its not true. THe dude that calls himself a pimp is being pimped himself.

girls why do you like to make a guy wait on a date?

 

A. Because personally I like a guy better when they have to work to get what they want!

Q. Ok boyz why don't you open the doors for girls when your supposed to?
How come ya'll don't have manners anymore???

 

well, i've never been on a date, so i won't be able to tell you that... but i'm guessing it's because they want to see if the guy really likes them enough to wait for them and look like a total idiot...?

 

Well, I'll go ahead and answer it, then, though I doubt you'll get the response you want from me.

The fact is, I do. Whenever I'm out with any female, I always try to open the doors for them. Unfortunately, most buildings have tunnel entrances with two doors, and, while I wait for everyone to walk through the first door, the second's already been opened. Actually it makes it more equal, I think.

But anyway, as you can see from my posts, I always try to keep my manners about me, and be as polite as I can. (This got even more true when I started my own forum up) I think, I try to be very polite when I've just met someone, then loosen up as I get to know them, hence, why my posting here has gotten so informal and friendly, rather than polite and formal. I dunno.

See? It's a contradiction, and my answer probably isn't the one you wanted, is it?

Question for the girls: Did you like all those barbie dolls and baby dolls you (probably) had when you were younger? If so, why? What did you enjoy so much about them that you could play with them for hours on end?

 

you're such a nice guy shinryu!!!

yeah, i used to play with barbie dolls... but the thing is, when i was little, (as in really small) i kinda learned about sex so i was always facinated with that. so i got my mom to buy me some dolls, and i put them in some... positions that were implying things, and i guess it just took on from there.

and for those baby dolls, i always pretended that i was pregnant or something.

*sigh*... those were the days...

tte, oh ra!!!! my fish died!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO~!!!!!! naruto, why'd you have to die on me?!!!!!!!!!!!

... *sniff*.. he's just upside down right now... in the tank... oh, wait! he's breathing!! WOOT!!!!

but he looks like he's dying... whether or not to end his misery....


question for the guys. (well, a guess anyone can answer this one.)

when you go out with a girl, or when you just like them, does it ever have anything to do with their looks?

but lets say that they're kinda ugly and fat, but they're really nice, would you ever go out with them?