Recreation How would you take over the world?

How would you take over the world? I have numerous ideas on this one. I would like to hear everyones opinion on this. *i didn't know if this would go in the humor forum because it could get funny*

Rules:

1. Post in moderation, i understand how hard it is when you get a new idea on how to dominate the world, but wait for a while before posting it.

2. Don't post anything like Hitler (or to racist), it very well could offend many people here on the board.

3. Have fun.

To get rid of most of the female population, i would probably broadcast all over TV, "Jhonny Deep is in Antartica! He says he will marry whomever takes the effort to come see him there!!! GO GO GO!!!!!!" Then I'd probably nuke Antartica, even though my 'location' says i live there. Ill move.

Then with the alot of the female and even male population gone, I would be able to afford to give everyone homes, and the poor food. Also I would create a better government. But I will rule, then pass my role on to whoever I choose...with backups. The government would be better that way. With the love and support of all the people, I would rule.
*unfortunatly, rule number 1 means Soitsu and I can't rant continuosly about how to take over the world.*
-Ashika, Im just sitting here waiting for the cheese to attack.

 

I will get all the squarills of the world...on the trees, on the well...trees everywhere...ATTACK, ATTACK I SAY, MUHAHAHA, yeah i'm done...

 

I would first gain remote access to all of the super computers in the world. Then I would hack into the United States missle program on their main server and harness the power of thousands of nukes. Sit in my garage and wait for it to all unfold, kick back and have a soda.

 

I'll become the president and turn everyone into the Dark Side! Or, or the Killer Squirrels I almost invested on!

Aside from that, I did once have a little thought of "what if". I'd just start killing people and going into hiding, until I kill the biw wigs, and make myself king. Or something about giant robots, I forget!

-Seishin

 

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I would use zombies cause they eat people.All rebels will be eaten alive or I would use robots.

 

How would i take control? Be the head of all the major food chains and theme parks. Then I control the fates of countless tourists a day.

If that doesent work for me, Ill just trained vicious hunting sabertooth to track the scent of the President and have themselves a true american feast. But, i mean an ARMY of sabertooth. So, that would take like...years. Forget Bush. Im going for Bush III.


- Kaiyon

 

I would develop a religion based on money and candy that I would market to all the childrens of the world. Then with my magical Barney like Hymms, I'd indoctrinate them in the way of the hobo ninja. With my wandering hobo mobs, I'd seize control of the world's hospitals and turn my enemies into involuntary organ donors to seal my position as their emperor god king master! :glazed:

 

O.K, I'm not exactly sure *how* I'd do this (because if I did, see, I'd ALREADY be ruling the world =)), but basically, I'd find some way to hook it up so that every time anyone turned on the T.V, computer, radio, or even opened their mouths, the only sound that would come out is that one song by Green Day that drives me completely *insane*, (sorry if you're a fan, but you might hate it too if it was the first song you heard *every* day of your life for a year and a half) um...Boulevard of Broken Dreams, I think it is. Ooh, ooh, and I'd have the Kidz Bop kids sing it, because that way even people who *liked* the song would hate it, because who wants to hear their favorite song trashed by six year olds over and over and over and over again? It's enough to make anyone go crazy and throw themselves off a cliff, which is exactly what would happen, it's only a matter of time, and the ones who didn't die.... well, they can work for me. I don't want *everybody* dead, what fun is it to rule the world when you're the only one alive? Ordering around trees and rocks gets old *really* fast, trust me, I've been there =P

 

Seishin as president... I'd almost prefer Bush...



How would I take over the world? Iunno, I'd probably join ACROSS and provide some actual brains in the operation.

Seriously though you'd have a hell of a time doing it, and the only people in history who came close were Hitler and Alexander the Great. And Genghis Khan, I think.

Edit: Empire Earth, ftw.

 

i would start a dictatorship tho i dont no alot about polatics

 

hm... never thought of that... but i'd probably teleport all those annoying people into space- let them suffer without oxygen- and then stick bugs into peoples brains (who are still on earth.) so they abide by every last wish i make.

easy enough.

 

I think i would take over different countries in turn, and use different methods, cause it would be more fun.

America: Simply take over the leading coffee company in the country, destroy or liquidate any and all the competiters, and then charge sky high prises.
Probably one of my more brilliant ideas if i do say so my self.

United Kingdom: Ban Football!!!

Brazil: See United Kingdom

Might think up a few more if i have the time!

 

What do you think it would be like if I was the president?

And Napoleon.

I'll be back with my plan later, I have to get ready for school now.

 

id take the U.S.A flag and stick tony blairs head on it as a simbol of my hatred
towards him

 

I would make it so, whenever somebody watches t.v there will be a wave that will control somebodies brain, I will my own ARMY...MUAHAHAHAHAH!

 

The dark side goes farther than you think XD

Becoming president means cheating and back stabbing my way to the top...what?! I'm taking over the world! Back stabbing should be a requirement....

That, or doing it Cornello (FullMetal Alchemist) way and persuading everyone with inmortality!

-Seishin

 

I don't trust any of you weirdos.

pfft. He's french, he never stood a chance. (Actually he's Corsican... )

Anyway thinking realistically, it would be a monumental task if you were to do it militarily, you'd need a very large, advanced army, not to mention navy and air force, and nuclear capabilities would be very helpful. And even with all of that it would still be incredibly difficult. I imagine you wouldn't get very far before everyone realized what you were doing and started trying to stop you, and then you'd have World War III on your hands.

Welp, it would be a challenge for sure, and I think the biggest part would be getting rid of the USA and "policeman" Bush. Good luck with that.

 

first i would get a gang of my buds most likely (Micheal, Jina, Brad, Macaw (Josh), DJ and Bobby) and get training with swords. KILL the presidents etc of every nation, boycott the industry with a more people and eventually people would just say "shes a queen" and put a crown on my head..taking over the world. GREAT dream

 

It's for the best.

I was gonna make my own joke about him being from France but I didn't post it because I don't want to be called racist for a joke. >.>

And now for my evil plan!

First, I would use my supernatural powers over fire to change the combustable temperatures for petroleum and the gun powder we put in bullets to 60 degrees fehrenheit(sp?), that would make all conventional means of transportation and guns useless! Then I would start my march to D.C., katar in hand, with little resistance along the way. After taking control of the U.S. through force, I would open communication to all other countries of the world, and tell them that unless they give me full control of their countries that I would change the combustable temperature of all materials that we use to make clothes and hair to 60 degrees fehrenheit(sp?). I will then make a military force from the military personal from the countries that have given control based on close range weapons like swords, spears, bows, and arrows to take over the countries that don't get anywhere near 60 degrees.

Once I have the entire world, I will make my own government. I will make provinces across the world, each having 1 city and a committe of 20 elected people who are all focused on different areas like education, money, transportation, protection(firefighters and police), and other things. BUT NO POWER OVER ANY TYPE OF A MILITARY FORCE SHALL BE GIVEN TO ANY PROVINCE. The centralized government will be located in a place on the earth that is relatively safe from all natural disasters and has a good climate. (I haven't chosen yet.) The government will have 3 committees each having 50 people who are elected. The committees will be based on Law, Military, and Economy. The Law area will make decisions about what things should be legal or illegal and how to enforce them, their decisions will be made with approval of the Economy committee, because some laws can affect civilizations in a bad way. (There will not be any Law committee people in each province because that would mean some provinces can have different laws than others, and that's not good.) The Military Committee will be in charge of making sure there are no rebellions (which the power of rebellions should be lessened since the provinces can't have military power) and in the event that aliens attaclk, they will defend the Earth. Should we ever get to a point where interplanetary wars become commonplace and we see a war going on that does not affect us now but might in the future, the approval of all 3 committees will be required. The Economy committee will be there to make sure each province is doing okay, and to help improve technology and make sure it is shared between provinces.

I would have my own position at the top, looking in at all decisions to make sure nothing goes wrong. But when I die, my position will be gone forever and our government will be completely based on those 3 committes of 50 people each.

 

Ha ha! I would sneak up to Norway, find Thor and steal his hammer! Then I take my army of pretrained military penquins, and give the hammer to the TOP PENGUIN! *I reapet, give the hammer to the TOOOPPP PENGUIIIN*

I understand I am not the only one afraid of clowns, in this world at least...I bet they have there own planet...where they conspire....Whatever!!!! Ill get the clowns do drop a bunch of M80's near all the grain storage facilities in the world. I choose the clowns for this because they are EVERYWHERE, EVVERYWHEEERRE!!!!!!

Then my fellow rebels around the world will let out the chickens! The chickens will peck and scratch spreading the grain farther and farther, attractinh more chickens!!! Then in that chaos, the penguins will crack down on Bush, with Thor's mighty power, and after that on all goverment officials. I shall rule the world as president, with my own personally choosen advisers!!! muhahahhahahah!!! bwhahahahhahahahhahahaha &*cough cough* haha *dies*...........*is reborn* hahahahhahah *dies again.......dramaticly!*