Recreation How would you take over the world?

well i can con for just about anything
i can worm my way into anything b/c im soo sweet!!! *washuu face*
em im into polictics enough so i charm myself into the white house. make all menslaves and the world shall be ruled by me !! the queen! actually i dont want to take over the world . I will just take over... the netherlands. rule the people, women will have power. sneak and get rid well hide all the weapons. it would be like some zena warrior princess thing going on but not quite those outfits. if anyone is bad you get one chance only. you are warned and if you get caught either you are booted out or put to death. there is no prison b/c we wont be wasting money. or actually there would be but it wont be fun >: )! no guards. b/c you are locked in a huge place underground and fend for yourself.

actually no i just created a machine to brain wash everyone in the world and they swear allegience to me and that is how i take over the world! that or my time machine to go back in time and put the fear of me into mankind !

 

wait... wait.... can we have super powers???

 

Because that's where it's from. XD She's referring to it.
And that's origianlly a book. A really good one.


Anywho...

How would I take over the world? Simple. With the two things mankind cannot resist: Candy and Sex. =D

First off, I'd bribe all the children in the world with candy. I'd give them candy just to say a couple words to their parents. These words will be:

"FR PROMISES A NEW WORLD WHERE SEX IS OKAY AND YOU CAN BE AS KINKY AS YOU WANT!!!!! (p.s. no pedophiles allowed got that!? rapists cna go to hell!)"

Of course there's a communication problem there, so I'll just write it down for them kiddies to give their parents. XD
Sure, there'll be those Chirstians and other religous groups that'll be all like "Noooooooessss Sex ish baaaaaaddd" or whatever, but all the horny ones will just coem a flyin' and you know the majority of the world is horny, man! (I can say right now most of YOU would join! =D But only because you love me )
Homosexuals will be given special treatment! XD
So many people will join that it'll become a religon (well, it was gonan be a religon anyways XD, but it'll be so MAJOR and not MADE FUN OF unlike that Scientolgy bullsh** XD), and it'll be the one with the most people. Thus, my sex religion will become the new Christianity!!!!

ULTIMATE PWNAGE!!! MUAHA! >D

 

My plan is basically to take over the world with a religion based solely on sex.
And I'm gonna spread the word by giving candy to children so they will tell their parents.

face it, religion rules the world. Our society is oriented by religion. If I created religion almost everyone in the world would want to join, I would be able to take over the world. I'd probably be idolized like a god.
And what would tons of people join a religion about?
SEX!
..
and CANDY!
...

However, there'd probably be a religious war involved between mine and christians, but whatever! I'd win. XD

That make more sense to ya now User18?
Haha, it's nice to see I'd also attract people who'd join out of curiousity. XD See? This is ultamate PWNAGE!!! I WIN!! XD

 

You....where have you been my entire life!?

So is there like a prayer to this yet?

Don't worry, I join you, use my Force/Alchemy powers and win! Equivalent exchange, we win a war, and in return there's lot of sex involved!

Also, this also fooling the other side with my "Human Transmuation" plans. I wrote it on the Journal, but I'll just quote myself..

The fools will never know what hit them...

-Seishin

 

Ditto. She had me from "sex."

 

Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Oh no, I have. It's just that I didn't know she was referring to it.
Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

She's been with me of course, where else would she be?

Way to spell "awesome" wrong. Oh well, it doesn't really matter now does it?

P.S. I've hidden many subliminal messages in this post, while we're on the topic of it.
Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

 

I'm not sorry to say it, but Fushigi Rockna's plan wouldn't get me. In the war between the Christians and SexiansD), I wouldn't have any part in it unless one side messed with me. In which case, I'd destroy that side and maybe the other side too if they annoyed me enough.

Way to spam a single word to anyone who highlights or quotes your post.

 

We should all ban together on a certain day to get the most users online agian. That would shock so many people that the world may just fall into our hands.

 

Have not! XD
Seishin, dear, I've been here all along, with my little Kaiba picture...working my busy hands...
*ahem*

Fine whatever. But you may or may not fail to peer pressure...esp. when all your hormone driven friends join ME! >D And never mind what YOUR hormones will start to do...muahahahaha...ohhhh, you resist me now...but muahahaha...

haha, see, this is what i mean! My idea is absolutely perfect! XD Mankind cannot resist sex! XD And I, will finally get laid!! XD

Oh and in this religion people will be allowed to freely mas--- I mean, master their sexuality! of course! =D (there's a million male members right there I say!)

Face it, my plan r0xx0rs. I pwn you all >=)

EDIT: Ohhh, and Shijin can be my subminal messages guy, that gets the rest of the world to join! Woohooo! And i gots alchemy on my side too!!! XD I rock!
Oh and Seishin, babhy, there's a prayer in the works, but if you wnat to know it, I'll have to tell you in private. XD
And we wouldn't be called the Sexians...we'd be called the Eroticans! =D ha!

 

Oh dear. We'd better keep this private, such things are not for young ears.
>.> PM me later

 

Peer pressure? Sorry, one of the things my mind decided (see this journal entry) is that I don't let other people's decisions affect me. I choose my own path and follow it.

You can go ahead and make the religion if you want, and see for yourself how I can't be taken in.

 

Goodness, it's just a joke. X_x
And your own hormones can affect your mind greatly. They're the sole reaosn I get horrible images when i hear 'cream colons' now.

Lol, will do, Raggie. XD But you see, that's why i cut off and kept the prayer private. ~_^

 

Oh! Oh....I uh....I knew that...

I'd like to know how those work. But still, abstinence my a** when it comes to this plan...

Yeah, who could THOSE people be?

<.<

-Seishin

 

Or IS it a joke? >D Heheheheheheh.....

 

*steps up to podium, and clears her throat*
Erm...
*nukes australia*
Now that I have your attention...I'm taking over.

**And All the other nations appease Lucky because she is cute and jewish and will blow up their country if she has half the chance.**

 

I have a new plan now. It simple. Let someone take over, and then kill them and take over!

So easy.

Blah blah blah.

You'd be surprised to see the power of an awakened human mind.