Recreation How would you take over the world?

hey hey, now that was just uncalled for. Really. Who doesn't love Tony Blair? I think the best way to take over the world though is gain contorl of the major necessities of the world.

"I have somehow gained control of every major ocean in the world... Victory is mine!"

 

I already took it over...

but it was to much work to pedal the bike that makes the world spin so i gave the job to some mice..

 

5...4...3...2...1...0......goodbye

 

I would start with silverware and even chop sticks. Then I would move on to food. I would deny you all food unless you gave me the world.

 

In what ways do the almighty mice control us? By being eaten by owls or getting caught in mouse traps. I feel sorry for the little guys though. I'm so sorry masters...

 

no Roachs and Ants are in alliance with each other. they truely rule the world.

 

The thing with the mice reminds me of the movie, "The hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy" , Were the mice near the end were brain controlling them and secretly ruled the planet like forever...waiting...

 

Everybody looks at the american flag, I will take all the american flags of the united states rip all the stars out and put, Soitsu rules...then the people will over run teh president and then they will elect me, YES ME, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA...yes I am done!

 

i would take over the world with a giant THING. and then um, nah nvm ... i havent properly thought this out, i mean devised my plan xD

 

I see you haven't read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy ^__^

 

I guess if i dont use my Jhonny Deep plan (see first post) or my penguins and thor's hammer one ( see second page). Then I would have to use Jim Carrey. Mainly because i just rewatched Ace Venture 'when nature calls' and it almost gave me an asthma attack, mostly when the rihno is 'giving birth' in front of the tourists.

Ill use him to get all asthmatic and weaklunged people, whose deaths will shock relatives to badly, the ones with heart problems will have heart attacks. And so forth.

 

I will make the biggest atomic bomb ever, the size of FLORIDA, And I will make 2 one for use and, one for diaplay, or to shoot the moon(USELESS FREAKEN MOON)

 

building a bomb might be dangerous a wrong move then boom another way is to make roboitc clones of all of the world leaders adn takew over the world that way.

 

Be aware of comon sense science. The moon in a way hold water and gravity, or something. Moon gone, world gone. So you'd have NO world to take over!

A new way use get me a Death Star, a cool Vader suit and all, and take over the world with fear! Muahaha!*cough*Hahaha!

-Seishin

 

I would do it through internet XD If you have control over internet, you basically own the world.

 

me_dreaming_zzz,
Hacker thoughts my dear

 

yeah, you would know, wouldn't you?? ^_~

 

mAAAAybe

 

I remembered now ... it was a giant magnifiying glass xD
I would melt peoples fridge/freezer doors shut so they cant get the wonderful elixir of life (beer) out of it, hahahaaaaa, they would ALLLLL be at my mercy.

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Shijin dont under-estimate ... THE MOUSE