Thanks for coming over, Cala. Prepare to feel the awesomeness of the elves. I hope you enjoy your stay at BJP. Okay, Life 20, Draw 7 cards. Play Forest, tap to summon Skyshroud Archer. Skyshroud Archer, G, 1/1 Elf, (Tap) target creature with flying gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Your go.
Sexy, Elves. 20 Life 7 Cards in hand Play an Island, play a Mox Diamond (discard a Polluted Delta), tap both to cast Information Dealer. Mox Diamond - 0 casting artifact, when it comes into play, discard a land or sacrifice it. T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Information Dealer 1U Creature - Wizard T: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X = # of Wizards in play, and you may rearrange the cards any way you wish.
Ooh, wizards, this'll be fun. (I hope) Draw 1 Play forest, cast Quirion Elves. Choose black. Quirion Elves, 1G, Green, Elf, When it comes into play, choose a color. (Tap) Add G to your mana pool. (Tap) Add the chosen color to your mana pool.
20 Life 5 cards in hand Draw card, play Island, tap all to play Kira, Great Glass-Spinner. Pass the turn. Kira, Great Glass-Spinner 1UU Legendary Creature - Spirit Flying All creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability for the first time this turn, counter that spell or ability." 2/2
Life 20, Cards: 5 Play Skyshroud Archer, and Seeker of Skybreak. Seeker of Skybreak, 1G, Elf, (Tap) Untap target creature. Go.
End of your turn, I look at the top card of my library (via Information Dealer). 20 Life 3 cards in hand Draw a card. Tap all mana to play Zuran Spellcaster. Attack with Kira for 2. Zuran Spellcaster 2U Creature - Wizard T: Deal 1 damage to target creature or player. 1/1 Er, well, I just might be slow in responding.
Oh yay. but the previous games took place over days, not minutes, so don't worry. And I've gotta go soon anyway, so... Life 18, Cards: 4 Shoot Kira with both archers. The first is countered, so I untap an archer with my Seeker of Skybreak, and shoot her again. Kira gets -2/-2 until end of turn, and dies. Play Eladamri, Lord of Leaves. Eladamri, Lord of Leaves, GG, 2/2, Legend, Elves have forestwalk and cannot targetted by spells or abilities. Go.
End of turn, I look at the top 2 cards. 20 life, 3 cards in hand Draw, play Island, tap 3 Islands to play another Zuran Spellcaster.
Life 18, Cards: 4 Play Citanul Hierophants, and Timberwatch Elf. Citanul Hierophants 3G, 3/2, Druids, All creatures you control can tap to add G to your mana pool. Timberwatch Elf, 2G, Elf, 1/2, (Tap)Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of elves in play.
End of turn, tap Zuran Spellcaster to deal 1 damage to you and look at the top 3 cards of my library. 20 life, 3 cards in hand Draw a card, play a Prodigal Sorcerer by tapping 3 Islands. Also, tap both Spellcasters to kill the Citanul Hierophants. Prodigal Sorcerer is an exact duplicate of Spellcaster, minus the name.
A third? Well, Life 17, Cards: 3 Let's see... Play Skyshroud Elves. That's all I want to do. Skyshroud Elves, 1G, Elves, 1/1, (Tap) Add G to your mana pool, (1) Add R or W to your mana pool. Go.
I'd just like to laugh at the anti-synergy of Timberwatch Elves and Eladmri. ^.^ End of turn, deal 2 damage to you via Spellcasters, and look at the top 4 cards of my library. 20 life, 3 cards in hand Draw, play Island, pass.
Ehh, it works out in the end. Life 15, Cards: 3 Cast Rolling Thunder, deal 1 damage to both your spellcasters. Attack with Eladamri. If you don't block, I give him +6/+6 with TW Elf. Otherwise, meh. Rolling Thunder, XRR, deals X damage divided any way you choose between any number of target creatures/players. I will fend off this forum invasion, even if I must do so myself!
In response to the Thunder, I tap both Spellcasters to kill Eladmri. (I thought he was an Elf. >.>)) Also, I look at the top 4 via the Dealer.
As you tap the spellcasters, then, I pump Eladamri, making him an 8/8. (He's a legend, not an elf) I still attack with him. EDIT: You cannot beat me, because I have the power of "Dragostea Din Tei" on my side. (Numa Numa Iei)
Ow ow ow. End of turn, I deal 1 to you with the Sorcerer. 12 life, 3 cards in hand Draw a card, play a Polluted Delta and sacrifice it for an Island. I tap everything but the Mox Diamond to play Meloku, the Clouded Mirror. Go. Meloku 4U Legendary Creature - Spirit 2/4 Flying 1, return a land I control to its owner's hand: Put a 1/1 flying Illusion token into play.
Hee , Life 14, Cards: 3 Play Forest, Wellwisher. Attack with Eladamri, and pump it if you block with Meloku, or if you don't block. Wellwisher 1G, 1/1, Elf, (tap) Gain 1 life for each elf in play.
Bah, no. I make a token by tapping the Mox and returning an Island to my hand. ^.^ End of turn, deal 1 to you via Sorcerer and look at the top 3 cards. 12 life, 3 cards in hand Draw a card, play Island, tap 4 Islands to play Riptide Director. Riptide Director 2UU Creature - Wizard 2UU, T: Draw a card for each Wizard I control. 2/3 Edited to fix # of cards in hand.
