Celebrations What would you get your girlfriend/boyfriend for charismas?

Feeling lonely by yourself?

Join us, the not-so-sexy singles, and we'll just be the Assorted Singles.

 

You know, now that I think about it being single is better.

More money, more time.

And you can be anti-social and sullen!

 

i want a kitty or a doggy, but my ma wont let me have 1 :catgirl:

 

Well IF I HAD a Girl friend.. Id be A God Damn Lost puppie cause id not know what to do!


WOO Im in the Sexy Singles Club!!

KaME

 

I don't have what you'd consider a boyfriend, he's just sorta *there*....*stands in between singles and non singles*....but, i think homemade stuff is good, if it's nice, and it means something. Like, say...a picture of you two in a frame that you make out of macaroni, or......mr.noodle always works well. Also...chocolates. Everybody loves chocolates. I suck at getting gifts for the male species. I have a new question. All men out there: what would you want for xmas from a girl??!

 

now this is a question that can go VERY VERY WRONG!@@.. SO I say Now KEEP IT CLEAN Before the male race goes even deeper into dhat hole its in..

Me... Mah Right now id say get me some Tools.. I need tools. cause its part of my life.. building stuff..

But im realy the type of person that does not want anything.. just a good joke or a bottle of Rum will make me happy.


KaME

 

:sweat: erm....didn't see the angle that that could be....err...taken from....erm...uh...right. KEEP IT CLEAN PLZ.
tools eh? would these be lock picks and binoculars??! HMM?!

 

lol.. your such a funny girl..

Come to yarmouth sometime.. we will go to da bar and get Pie Eyed!

KaME

 

nothing.
i wouldnt want anything from my girlfriend. cause i dont reckon it feels right to take something from a girlfriend. i dont know why. i just feel....rude if i take something from a girl that cost her money.
of course i would smouther her with gifts, but all i want from her is just to be there. maybe a kiss or something i guess. but thats all.

 

well I'm getting my bf some band shirts, a stuffed spongebob, and some other things.


I haven't really decided yet.

 

It'd be a very very guilty pleasure for me but pampering.

Of course the pampering would make me feel so guilty because normally I'd be pampering her so I'd be like "you dont have to do that" for a good while...

 

*gets out massage oil and chocolate body paint*.....okay, Neph's up fer it ladies, lets go!!

 

*spurt futter*

Ah hehehehehehehehehehhehehe:shy3: :bleed:

And I know what I'd get my girlfriend for Christmas (if I had one): aside from any normal things like cds, movies, books and the like, I'd make her a little booklet of coupons for things like...

-Backrubs
-Romantic Dinner for Two
-Uninterrupted Foreplay for x hours, where x is what she wants
-Slave week (where Im her total slave for a week)
-A film festival of her favorite flicks, no matter how ungodly sappy they are.
-A poem about her and all her best traits

And so forth... typical book would be around 25 coupons...

Sure, its well known and not entirely original but can you honestly find a woman who'd turn EVERY coupon down?

 

I'd make her dinner.

I think that would show concern and care without implying you could just buy her love.

 

Neph, Artemis....Those are both really really sweet. (just don't BUY dinner ahee ahee) WHY DON'T YOU HAVE GIRLFRIENDS??!?! jeeez. *shakes fist at female population* what is wrong with the girls today??!! anyway, carry on with what u would want from a girl for xmas. plz remain keeping this clean.

 

anything from her would be nice ...

 

Well, I blame the fact that the local populace preferred attractive, rich men with cars and drugs.

 

Well.....I don't know what attratice is, so since you're attractive, all we have to do now is get u some money, a sweet *** car, and some drugs. Drugs...made out of sugar....mwahahha.

 

Hey this was on Oprah Tonigh.. they Was Talking About why most Jerks get all the Chix!!!!!!!

Anyway...........

When the time comes that I have a girl friend.. Ill do something great.. But since im single Im not Going to worry about what ill get Her For Christmas.. Why because ppl will think im insane and have an Imaginary GF!!!!!!!!!!!

KaME

 

naw, just a plastic blow up doll, right KaMe??! mwahahaha. ..............sorry....i couldn't help myself....*smacks self on head*