Humour Work Horror Stories

A guy came to the deli today, and he wanted pakoras (they're like, little flour-y balls with vegetables in them)

Well, that's normal enough, but you know what he said?

"Give me a whack of those balls"

Taken slightly aback, I say to him, "Uhh, do you mean the pakoras?" He confirms it, so I ask how many he wanted.

He made a kind of clutching motion. Like he was trying to grab a fistful of something.

Yeah. It was definately an "Oh my god" situation.

 

Funny one..

My Cousin Justin went to Mexico a few years ago to continue his studies in theological subcultures or something and wanted me to watch his cats for like two weeks. Well, I agreed and went over to his place to pick up his [three] cats.

Upon gathering that animals, I took them home and for about a week everything was fine. He called me once during the week and asked how everything was. I said good, that Lola, Mitsy and Savage were fine. He was quiet for a second then he asked, "What about Wallingford?"

It was my turn to be quiet then and I took a breathe. "You mean the big one that lays under the sofa alot that I've only seen once..?" He said yes and I said, "Oh.." Well, I hung up with him and rushed back to his place, quickly finding the deteriating house cat who had survived the 5+ days alone on pieces of the potted plant.

Yeah, I felt horrible..>.<