Recreation Ring Of Fire!

*sits in a queens throne as the winning prize*

 

DrunkLeprachuan walks into the ring Bruce Cambell style, with his chainsaw attached to his hand, and his sawn off shotgun in it's holster on his back.
He fires up the chainsaw and holds it out in front of him.
"You want some of this?"

 

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughs DrunkLeprachaun. "I WILL CRUSH YOU!"
DrunkLeprachaun Runs towards Baka at full pace drawing his chainsaw back to get an almighty first swing. Unfortunately, hee trips an falls flat on his face
"****."
He gets up and rubs his face.
"That was bloddy sore. Where was I? Oh, yeah. KEEELL YYOOUUUU!!!"

 

DrunkLeprachaun dodges Baka's wild strike, and turns to Iron Man!
"Now the time is near, for Iron man to spread fear. Vengance from the grave, Kills the people he once saved."
He stands still and laughs defiantly.
Baka sings again but DrunkLeprachaun remains aughing. The Blade connects and there is a huge clang. DrunkLeprachaun looks down at where Baka hit him antd sees a huge dent.
"Son of a *****! That's really going to hurt in the morning."
He too discards his chainsaw, but instead takes out his shot gun and starts blasting away.
"How do you like me now!?!?"

 

"I am striking a blow for all the single guys out there who won't ever get a chance to get jiggy with Lime(including me)!"
He aims his shotgun at Baka's head and pulls the trigger.
*click
"****. This really isn't my day."
Undeteterred, he procedes to take out his next weapon; The Lion Heart.
"You have met your match, Baka!"
He shouts as he takes a swing at Baka(pulling the trigger at the right time, for extra damage).

 

Baka's whole last pose seems to have enraged our courageous, brilliant, and oh-so handsome hero; DrunkLeprachaun. He pulls out a second sword: Excalibur!
"Now, you will know the meaning of pain."
He smiles grimly.
"You think I should be impressed with your meagre pyrotechnics?"
He laughs quietly(but he really is very good looking).
"Now you will see. The true Power....
Knights Of The Round!

 

A fat chocobo falls out of the sky onto DrunkLeprachaun's head. It bouces off and lands somewhere nearby. DrunkLeprachaun looks slightly confused. But shrugs it off and takes some ether.
"Ooh, yeah. That's the stuff...
I am defending the honour of this fine maiden-" DrunkLeprachaun winks at Lime "-You must have used somesort of cwayzy **** to trick her into agreeing to marry you. You're a turnip for god's sake!" He yells as he uses his 4xCut materia to lay into Baka.

 

"So how did it happen then?" asks DrunkLeprachaun Dealing blows with his pair of swords, but being parried by Baka.

 

After being knocked down by Baka's fireball, DrunkLeprachaun gets up with a grunt, clutching his side. He takes his hand away and there is mercury leaking out.
"I guess I was hit worse than I thought." He says and he takes up an offensive position.
He breaths heavily, but he is obviously hurt fairly badly and he reverts back to his human form. He falls down on one knee, but picks himself up again, leaning on his swords. He again draws them up for another attack.
"Just because I'm no longer protected does not mean I can not defeat you."
He attacks Baka again.
"10 years? 10 YEARS? Why do you fight on? For a whim? She is yet but a child!"

 

*has fallen asleep hours ago..* -.- ZzZzZz *Blows a nose bubble* Eeep!

*jumps up and looks around* Huh wha?! Uh...Oh yeah! Go uh........SOMEONE BEAT SOMEONE UP!!

 

DrunkLeprachaun also lowers his sword.
"I am...
I mean...
****!
He averts his face and holds up his swords in defence.
"You... You don't have a notion what you're talking about!" He bellows.
"NO!" He shouts, seemingly to himself, and he hurls himself at Matt.