Recreation Ring Of Fire!

*Aoi pulls her sword out of Hana space and wields it as she tries to think up a cool attack*

Um.... ****, the Shirataki attack was a miserable failure. **** this for a lark,then.

*swings her sword in an arc and then waves her gloved hand over it. The blade turns blue*

Iyokan!!!!

 

Otaru is relieved that it's only the karaoke version of Iyokan. Nonetheless, that blade reminds him of a lightsaber, and from his experience playing Jedi Knight 2, he knows what those do.

He backs slowly away, groping frantically for bazooka space

 

*Aoi takes this opportunity to sing her image song in her horrible dub voice as Mamiya continues to search for a bazooka*

Fightin'Mamiya by daylight
Lovin'Hana by moonlight
With her powers... she'll fight
She is the one named Sailor Blue....

 

poetry now? Otaru hearkens back to his Quake 3 days, and digs up a Quaiku

my opponent Blue
stands no chance against the blast
of my bazooka

He fires off his one shot weapon and hope it connects, or he'll be fumbling about for another way to continue the fight

 

*Aoi is too busy singing and almost doesn't notice the very large blast heading towards her*

OH ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*at the last possible second, she dives out of the way. The shot flies over her head, singing her short skirt (!) and slamming into the bleechers.*

Mou...

*Aoi stands up, dusts herself off and pulls her sword out of the ground. She looks up at Hanagata, who is busy cuddling his Otaru plushie and scowls darkly to herself*

Mamiya... you will pay....

*leaps into the air again and swings her sword in a deadly arc*

Beautiful.....Lovely.....Honey.....ATTACK!!!

*sword turns into a rubber chicken. She stares at it for a second then smacks Otaru with it*

 

Otaru rebounds, chuckling at the sudde transformation of the sword. He pulls out.. A Herring! No that won't do at all.

*gets a better idea. Brings out the 73 ib Multilingual dictionary and drops it on Aoi's toe

 

*throws her head back and screams like Usagi, but not before smacking Otaru in the face with the chicken*

 

*tries to stop the ensuing nosebleed before anyone gets the wrong idea

Otaru takes a quick break to grab an ice pack

 

*Aoi takes a quick break to shower Hanagata with blue roses*

 

those chicken whaps have caused Otaru to suddenly feel sleepy he draws out his trusty air matress and lies down.

He will be ready to rejoin the battle on the morrow, He sleeps on his sword, lest anyone try to assault him by surprise during the night, and hopes it doesnt pop his air matresszzzzzz

 

*walks over to hanagata* ^.^ Hewwo!

*Hanagata looks down at her and blinks a bit confused*

^.^ *Huggles Hanagata and sits on his lap* So who do you want to win?

*Hanagata pushes me off* Otaru only!

Me: Fine then! I get Lady Aoi!!!!!! >P

 

all i am goind to say now is a famous hippie quote

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!!!

thank you...

 

ZzZzZz...
*was asleep the whole battle ever since BMS vs DrunkLeprachaun and the empty bag of chips beside her*

*awakes suddenly*

hur..wa's goin on?? *rub eyes* HEY!! Lime turned into Hanagata!!

*pokes Otaru who's sleeping nearby*
hey you! can I have your air mattress??

 

uh yeah, I guess. I'm awake now. Isn't there supposed to be a duel going on? Or did my opponent run off with Hanagata? ah well

 

*Lady Aoi takes this moment of Otaru confusion to slap her opponant with the rubber chicken*

 

Borros the airmatress back, deflates it and tosses is over aoi's head. grabs a bunch of grapes and starts pelting the matress (and Aoi) with them

 

Why you little ****!!!

*hurls the matress from her head and leaps into the air again*

Super Moon Shirataki Love Attack Magic Make up Transformation!!!!!

*shoots plasma noodles at Otaru*

~ Lady Aoi

 

*just joins the crowds of audiences to watch the show of the duel*

OH! OH! Hmmm.... GO AOI!!!!! =^^= I cheer for the sake of you and Hanako!

*Hanagata pops in front of Sachiko*

Hey! I will and shall ONLY hook up with Otaru! Don't you dare drag me to another mate!!!

*puts arm on Hanako's shoulder*

No, you have captured a Lady's heart. So.... *raises a giant sign* GO LADY AOI!!!!!

*Hanagata "turns into a rocket" and blasts away*

NA NI?!?!

 

DrunkLeprachaun realises he forgot to use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch earlier.
"Oh, well," he says as he tosses it over his shoulder.
But it lands in the middle of the ring and the pin falls out! 3 seconds left until detonation.