Recreation Ring Of Fire!

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Otaru has ben spending the last several days secretly building his ultimate weapon, The Stiff Crab!! Now that Aoi has been distracted by his extended absence, Otaru sends his monstrous robotic arthropod forth, to watch the carnage ensue muahahaha

 

er... I'm fighting because I was challenged That and the whole ring of fire thing looked fun, or fun to parody (if that was possible)

 

The institution of the ring of fire should not be taken lightly.

DrunkLeprachaun, who had been standing scratching his *** for the past few days, now looks into the ring and sees the pinless Holy Hand Grenade.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!! We're all DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he bellowed, running around like a mad man. After around 5 minutes he stopped.
"Erm, I guess we're alright then. Hehe." He scratched the back of his head nervously.

The ring of fire is the ancient settler of arguments. Fighting for the sake of fighting angers the gods, and I got some gods who you don't want to anger. They'll smite the hell out of the lot of yis.

 

*Aoi is busy leading the spectators in the Ring of Fire's patented Seventh Inning Stretch. She looks up from dancing to the Baby Elephant Walk as the mecha crab enters the arena*

Hm... what is my wily opponent up to now?

*cracks up at the giant crab*

Oh my god, that's too funny. But funny or not, I must defeat it.

*grabs her sword and points it at the crab, trying not to laugh*

En guarde, krabbentsteiff.

*twirls around powering up*

Moon Love Super Bow Attack!!

*a giant purple ribbon shoots out of her sword and begins to wrap itself around the crab's spindly legs*

 

*Walks out in the middle of the ring, and does tricks to entertain the audience*

*Does the Raimu-chan Elephant Spin* Watch the spinning elephant!!

 

Yay Lime!!
*clap clap*

*looks around*
Where's the main attraction??

 

the crab, which had been daintily walking around, feels itself start to trip. Stiff legs wobble about, and the whole thing starts to fall forward with a horrid creaking noise (think hoth)

At least the dumb thing has the sense of mind to be trying to fall onto Aoi

 

*Aoi eeps and leaps out of the way as the crab falls onto the field.*

Hahahahah! Nice try, Otaru! But I am not defeated so quickly, I am --

*notices that the crab has fallen onto the part of the bleachers where her darling Hanagata was sitting a few minutes ago*

....

NOOOOOOOO!!!

*leaving the field, she hurries for the bleachers, fuku and hair blowing in the breeze that has just picked up*

Hanagata-kun!!! I'm coming!! Don't try to move!

~ Lady Aoi ((ne, Mamiya? Wanna end this in a few posts?))

 

*After much vain struggling, the blue Sailor manages to pull Hanagata from the rubble. He's a little bruised and torn, but otherwise he is uninjured*

Hanagata: Where-- where am I? Who...

*looks up at Aoi. His eyes widen and begin to sparkle*

Hanagata: Otaru-kun?

Aoi: *sighs* Well it's better than nothin'. Yes, Hanagata. IT's me.

*Hanagata throws his arms around her neck. The sailor scout walks off into the sunset, blue hair waving in the breeze, carying her love in her arms*

 

the real Otaru watches with shock on his face. That Hanagata should mistake Aoi for him.. ah well. It kinda takes care of the issue of Hana stalking and this tiring battle at the same time. Yeah, Otaru tries to convince himself. He tosses the stiff crab remote control over his shoulder and walks off trying to be elated.

 

*meanwhile, at a bar in Japoness*

*Aoi and Hanagata are on stage, singing a karaoke of Sennichite. They both howl in unison*

*cut to old muppet geezers in the balcony*

Geezer 1: EVIL!!

Geezer 2: Worst fan girl fantasy

Geezers: EVER!

~ And so ends our merrie tale~

 

;;;;;

Lime, you never told me about THIS side of yourself!

InuYasha - needs to catch up on the thread...

 

However, the remote control bounces across the ground a few times before coming to rest at the edge of the ring. It just so happens that this activates one of the buttons on the remote. An evil red light flares up in the Stiff Crab (insert STD joke here), and it advances on the audience. A hush falls over the crowd as it pauses briefly before them. Suddenly the monstrosity reaches out and impales a random audience member. A wave of panic breaks over the crowd,which fumbles about,over,and under each other in a frantic effort to reach the dubious safety of the outer ring.

It is at this moment that InuYasha appears out of a nearby well,Kagome at his side.

Kagome: InuYasha,we have to stop it!
InuYasha: FEH! I don't need to be reminded! *leaps at the mechanized terror* ZANKONTESSOU!!!

 

Old English Gent:"I say, we do like duels here at m2a, don't we? However, you are abso-bally-lutely ill-prepared! Where is the duelling glove that one might smack one's opponent in the face in challenge?"

 

So who won the battle and got Lime? Or the battle is still on?