Recreation Ring Of Fire!

"I do not fight for myself!"
DrunkLeprachaun hurls Matt back, near the flames of the ring.
"I fight! Is that not enough for you?"
He stands over his foe.
"If you wish, you may leave. I... I am... finished."
His last word is barely a breath and is near impossible to hear. He turns his side to Matt and turns his head away. He looks over at Lime and sighs.
"finished."

 

*blinks and looks around* Who...won? o.o

 

hmmmm *bunny hops down from a floating cloud* id have to say after all of this mess...IT"S A TIE!!! congrats lime!you get both!! have fun heeheehee!!!*bounces off*

 

My official opinion: this forum has become too weird
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vacation time

 

what in the world would you call 'pillowz phreaks untie' then?

-UK
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hmmm?

 

LOL!
that was a real good one guys! ^_~ not tuh mention quite hilarious!!

 

*Lady Aoi enters the ring wearing blue chain mail, a valkyrie-like skirt, knee-high boots and carying a large sword*

Mamiya Otaru!!

This charade has gone on far enough. I hereby challenge thee to a duel for the honor and love of the fair Hanagata Mitsurugi, whose stainless honor I, the Warrior Queen Aoi, am sworn to protect and which you have stained.

Accept you my challenge?

 

Not sure how I stained Hanako's honor, but I can't turn down a challenge.

*puts on his chinese shirt and pants and Happosai mask, makes sure he has some matches handy

Very well. A duel for Hanagata.

 

*Hanagata moves into the recently vacated queen (hehe) chair to watch*

*Lady Aoi approaches Hanagata,kneels and offers him a blue rose*

Wilt thou wear my colors in this battle,fair Mitsurugi?

*Hanagata stares at her, so she puts the rose in his hair anyway*

Fear not, beloved.I shall win this duel.

*unsheeths her sword and gets in attack position*

RAHHH!!!!

*she lunges at Mamiya, blade out to strike his arm*

 

my arm? isn't that a little bloodthirsty?

Otaru deftly dodges the incoming blow, and reading a Happo fire burst.

He strikes a match, or tries to, but it snaps off. He fumbles around for another in a panic, and wishes he had a zippo.

 

*laughs evily at Mamiya's trouble getting a light*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!! Foolish mortal! Now face Warrior Aoi's deadliest weapon of all!

*puts on Sennichite*

 

*Writhes in agony as Hanagata starts singing along with his own song

Otaru fortunately remembers the earplugs he carries in his jacket pocket, and hurriedly shoves them down into his ear canal.

As luck would have it he also fishes out a rubber band, and proceeds to fwip it towards Lady Aoi's eye

 

*the rubber band bounces harmlessly off the Blue Warrior's glasses, but she hardly notices*

Curses!

*turns the boom box off and clenches her fist around her shield*

It seems I will have to resort to more extreem measures.

*raises her sword and goes through a Sailor Moon like transformation, complete with the cheezy music, flashing colors and outfit change (but nothing revealing anything too naughty. Think of the children, not to mention Hanagata's virgin eyes!)*

*When she is finishes, our warrior is clad in a blue fuku, her long hair held up by two hair ties with blue roses on them*

I am Sailor Shirataki. And I fight for peace, love, and Hanagata. And in the name of yummy Yammy noodles (tm) I will punish you!!!

*points at him dramatically*

 

pulls plugs out and catches the last half of the dramatic speech. With a quick wave to bloodberry, he draws his trusty spade and charges, intent on .. something

 

Hiiiiieeee-YAH!!!

*Aoi leaps from the ground and twirls around in the air like the long in the tooth magical girl she is at this point. She spreads her hands out and holds them out like a shield*

Shi-ra-ta-kiiiiiiiiii love attack!!!

*blue noodles fly from her gloved hands towards Mamiya's spade*

 

noodles! wherefore art*#$)# no hana quotes today, this is serious business

Otaru sets the spade spinning and saws through the limp noodles. Noodle bits fly everywhere. Otaru slips on one and lands on his rear, quickly rolling into a ready pose.

 

UK, sitting comfortably in a lay-z-boy recliner nailed to the ceiling (yes, upside-down folks, denying the laws of physics for fun and profit!) decides to be a wise-donkey.

Uhh... 'fuku' is just clothing in japanese... so, Aoi is wearing a blue clothing? maybe a blue 'seifuku' (uniform)... (UK becomes completely inaudible to the blasting sound of Sennichite. UK doesn't even notice, having gone into full 'Lord of Lectures' (LOL) mode.)

-UK
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foomaru na fuku ga ii desu ka?