Debate The ages old question: Ninjas vrs Pirates

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Ark, Jul 21, 2003.

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Ninjas or Pirates?

  1. Ninjas!

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  2. Pirates!

    12 vote(s)
    27.9%
  3. Bow to your Robot Overlords

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  4. Neither. And robots suck.

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  1. Miko

    Miko New Member

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    me too.
     
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  2. Novus

    Novus Gone

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    Explain to me how a ninja gets on board a galleon. Pirates left their galleons a couple km offshore at times and landed in smaller craft, hiding these after coming ashore. So unless you know a ninja that can either sail an invisible ship to come aboard or can swim 2 km, forget about it.
    Also, pirates had another advantage over ninjas and their training crap. They had morale. You see, pirates had to be in top form or they'd be booted from the crew. There was always someone better that was more than willing to take your place. So really, training or no, a good pirate crew would be fair competition for formal training.
    As for the crack about ninjas coming from China, and this "big population", are you implying that every Chinese or Japanese person is an expert at infiltration and assassination? That's a mighty broad statement.
    Anyway, I feel like I'm the only gentleman of fortune here. When did this become the people vs. Novus?

    And I still have yet to hear that ninja song.
     
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  3. BakaMattSu

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    Better yet. We ninja can strike them down far more efficiently once they get to shore. Good tip.

    Not much more broad than implications that any British, French, Spanish, Italian, Turkish who can swing an oar or cutlass is suddenly part of a pirate crew.

    When all your pro-pirate buddies were beheaded by our flipping-out ninja task force. ;)

    The Ninja Song - Conrad Marshall

    If I had a ninja belt
    Or a ninja mask
    I would do my lessons

    If I had a ninja sword
    Or a ninja sai
    I would make you die

    So many people in this world
    Would not make good ninjas
    So many people in this world
    I could kick their ***
     
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  4. Novus

    Novus Gone

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    Arr! I'll send ye all to Davy Jones' locker! I'm sailing away with my Jolly Roger flying at half mast. I hope you ninja freaks can figure out what a mast is.

    I guess it's a given that ninjas will win this debate on a manga and anime site, though.

    Novus out.
     
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  5. Ark

    Ark Praise Judas!

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    Don't forget the special breed of Pirate known as the Air Pirate, flying in airplanes and looting what they can.

    There are no Air Ninjas.

    Bombs away, yo.

    - Ark
     
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  6. DrunkLeprachaun

    DrunkLeprachaun Tetsu Oushi

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    I'd rather take samurai, but seeing as that's not an option... I'd say shinobi. They could easily kick the living **** out of every kind of pirate ever. And they could swim 2 miles, or they could use boats. YES! Ninja did have boats(amazing technology really). And pirates did not only have morale, they also had scurvy, malnutrition, and hangovers. Muskets were also not so great as you might think. Bad range, terrible accuracy, less than wonderful damage(although the wound would probably get infected, or kill from lead poisoning later, it usualy wouldn't take a ninja out of a fight, I'd say), and they could only fire once before reloading. Ninja have all poison and thtowing stars and ****.
    All that said though, robots could kill them all. ALL HAIL THE ROBOT OVERLORDS!
     
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  7. Miko

    Miko New Member

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    a shinobi could get rid of a whole boat-load of pirates, no matter how they got onto the ship. as was mentioned be for:

    thats why i like shinobi, they are very cunning people.
     
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  8. UFOtaku

    UFOtaku Wachu loorkin at?!

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    Well, if you asked me that question last week, I would've been like, HELL YEAH! NINJA! However... this week I have entered my "pirates are awesome" phase. So... my heart is ripped between my new found amazingness.... and what I've always admired. So... I won't say anything. Except:

    -Robots Suck
    -Long live old chinese ninja movies that are incredibly fake
    -Let's drink a bunch and get ourselves stranded on an island! :B
     
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  9. Uzumaki_Naruto

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    Ninjas kick serious a$$. they live, hunt, and die in shadows. ninjas live by honor codes no other group would have even thought of. and most of all Ninja sword are fu**in aesome.
     
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  10. MrPig

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    'nuff said, MATEY'S!
     
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  11. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    What about Space and Science Ninjas?;)
     
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  12. Ark

    Ark Praise Judas!

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    Well, there is a breed of Pirate known as the Space Pirate. And in space, a Ninja's cool sneaky-sneaky factor isn't as useful.

    And Science Ninjas... huh?

    - Ark
     
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  13. Nephilim_X

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    Space ninjas: cloaking devices, ship database corruption, Friend Or Foe Signal Scramblers, poison gas in a ships air ducts...

    Science Ninjas: a Gatchaman reference. These guys are uber.:D
     
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  14. KaMeKaZi

    KaMeKaZi Insanity$%#

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    A pirates life is the Life for me.

    There is a Certain romance about being a pirate that i choose to Go with the pirate lovers.

    And i happen to love the old Galleons and Traveling by sea..

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

    KaMe
     
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  15. Basher

    Basher Mad Writing Skillz

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    I say ninjas. Those boys look fly plus can kick some major ***.

    Pirates are so over rated.
     
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  16. Fushigi Rockna

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    Hmmm...

    Pirates smell.

    Ninja's wear black pyjamas.

    I like pyjamas. :D (or spandex, either way :D)

    I'd rather be killed quickly by a ninja in black pyjamas or black spandex than be killed by a smelly pirate and have all my stuff tooken.

    (and yeah, i know ninjas don't wear pyjamas or spandex. :p)
     
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  17. myface

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    Ninjas Rule

    <Ahem. Caps lock, no good. Making new thread in reply to old thread, no good. Rambling, incoherent speach, no good.

    Final grade:
    F. - Ark>

    Oh, and I'm merging this in with the other pirates/ninjas thread.
     
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  18. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    Gah!

    First of all, turn off cap lock.

    Second, use "reply" to reply to a thread.
     
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  19. Takamatsu_

    Takamatsu_ New Member

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    ninjas happened to be an illegal counterculture to the ruling class. the government generally tried to kill them
    nope. they mostly did recon and espionage. killing was only done if neccesary
    i can swim 2 km and i do ninjutsu. not to mention the fact that they used reeds to breathe underwater if needed.
    same here. except ninjas died instead of getting booted.
     
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  20. Hiro

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    since this is ninja vs pirate(and not ninja vs samurai) i would have to say ninja/shinobi b/c anything Japanese is going to rule all others(except for there political and biographical statistics) :anime:
     
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