Saber Marionette Game: What If? (Massive Spoiler Alert)

I wonder how this could happen as Faust and Ieyasu built them according to their cultures. Perhaps when each one went to their own cities the took the wrong packages with the marionettes' bodies. Then, there wouldn't be much difference, the Maiden Circuits are the same and also their combat abilities. Their behaviour is a bit different, though. You'll hear stuff like: Fausuto-samaa; my genki soldiers, attack the ungenkie japoness, etc.

As for their clothes:
http://members.fortunecity.com/smj2x/pg-sm_work10.htm
http://members.fortunecity.com/smj2x/pg-sm_work11.htm

 

Hmm... I wasn't sure how it could happen, but it was be an interesting idea, and I was curious to see how you would interpret it.

You forgot to post a what-if of your own, though.

 

Oops, my mistake. Class was beginning soon and I had to leave.

What if...
...the girls couldn't come back to Terra II in the end of J2X and instead they crashed on the earth in the XXI century! Let's say 2000

 

So, they went back in time? I see a much worse future then you are thinking of, though. If the Neo-Mesopotamia crashed onto Earth instead of being flown back into the wormhole, the Nuclear Extinction Device would explode, as it did in the series, accomplishing Hess's goal anyway.

Not what you were hoping for, eh?

Here's a much happier version. The Neo-Mesopotamia, damaged by the ice and rock forming the rings around Saturn, would break up upon entry into Earth's Atmosphere, and the girls would somehow get split up at that point, perhaps they took separate escape pods. Anyway, calculating possible trajectories, combining it with actual results, and inferring on the rest, I assume that one escape pod would make it's way to the outskirts of Edmonton, crash-landing just outside of Sherwood Park. One would crash land in Mexico City, and the third would hit somewhere in South America.

Well, drawing up the possiblities, I conclude that Cherry was in the first, that crashed outside Sherwood Park, and infer that Lime was in the pod that went to Mexico City, and Bloodberry was in the one that went to South America.

I don't think I need to tell you much more on this. With my inferrences, though, Lime is with luvweaver at this point, and I honestly couldn't tell you exactly where Bloodberry is.

Anyway, the next question.

What if Cherry started an account here on BJP? (We already have 'Lime' and 'Bloodberry')

 

destroyed the Cassini satellite and startled the scientists here? Anyway... that [L,C and B arriving here to earth to THIS time] wouldn't be a bad idea for a fic at all. Any volunteers?

Well if the _REAL_ Cherry started a boards.jp account, she'd be all over the animes with cute bishonen and probably write lots of hentaish fanfictions (just for herself hee hee ^^;;; ). Man, that imagination would sell billions

But probably she'd get tired of Shinryu's "I love you can you be my girlfriend" spam - or who knows, she might like him.

Lime: What are you reading Cherry?
Cherry (blushing all over and covering the monitor): Lime, no, don't read, you can't...
Lime: Uh... what does [censored] mean, I don't get it?
Blooberry (who listened to the word): What? [censored]? Where??
Cherry: Out you two, let me read my mail!!
Bloodberry: OOoooooh.... lemmeread lemmeread lemmeread... (grabs Cherry and pushes so she won't be able to do anything)
(Bloodberry starts giggling) Ooh you naughty girl! I didn't know you liked those fetish!
Cherry (red hot colored face): OUT!!! *closes door* Oh... finally I'll be able to read my mail. (Reads more, blushes more and decides she needs a cold bath.
Bloodberry: Are you sure you're ONLY going to take a bath?
Cherry blushes red hot, and when Bloodberry gives her some "tips", Cherry yells and starts chasing Bloodberry all over. Some dishes are dropped to the floor, a cat meows scared, and Otaru complains: "Not again..."

The end.

OK, my turn. What if Marine hadn't died in JAgain?

 

Lol

That's one of the greatest, if not the greatest, 'What If...' post. Extremely hilarious!

That's "Saber Marionette C" my coming alternate universe fanfic

From somewhere in South America, right?
She'd reveal some stuff first to certain persons and most important things too. But that'd take away the fun in the forums since everything would have been said.

 

Hehe, that is pretty funny. But I don't think she'd have too much "I love you can you be my girlfriend" spam coming from me. I know moderation, (though I don't know moderatorship) , and if she weren't already my girlfriend, I would be smart enough to take it slow with her, before I said all that. (Although, since it does say I love her right in my sig...)

Thinking the same thing, except North takes South's place.

Aaaannyway, What if Marine hadn't died in JAgain?

Well, they'd have a ridiculously over-powered marionette chasing Lime around, in much the same way as Hana-ko chases Otaru, without the beatings. Or, with the beatings, except the extras would all be done to Hanagata. And Marine WOULD break down, sooner or later, and die anyway.

Or, OR, since she didn't die, she couldn't have sacrificed herself, right? Since she didn't sacrifice herself, the plasma storm would wipe out Terra II. Not a very pleasant thought...

Here's a good one, which I hope gets answered this time. I deleted it before, I think, because nobody tried.

What if you, that's right, YOU, sitting at the moniter, took Otaru's place, and awakened Lime, Cherry, and Bloodberry in year 307 of Japoness History?

 

Once I awaken them I'd die in an instant since my survival system, which kept me alive for more than three centuries, would had it's energy gone because I charged it with enough energy to meet the girls


















In my case, there wouldn't be so much trouble within the girls because one of them already would (did) have won my heart. Or would it be much worse? Anyway, after being together for some time, Cherry and I would marry and adopt some clones ( ). Lime and Bloodberry would be happy enough being the aunties. 20 years later, Bloodbery would fall in love with Yumeji (I don't think in anyone more than him, instead of Ayashi. There's some special 'link' between the Hanagata family and Bberry, see J2X final ending). Raimu, Raimu, does she need a pair? She could stay with Cherry and I as the little sister. I've also thinked in 'fixing' Hanagata and pair him with her. Who else could resist an so energic marionette?

My turn...

What if the Saber Dolls had succeeded taking away Otaru from the girls in SMJ Marionette Contest?

 

I'm sure Otaru would still love his marionettes. So he'd invite the Saber Dolls to come and live with him. *MAJOR PLOT TWIST* They'd be competing all over, and who knows Basically, JAgain with more fun (eek!).

OK My turn.

What if... Marine had confessed to Lime, that she was in love with her? (Please keep it PG-13 or lower. Also, please be as verbose as possible )

 

So, the manga, then?

If Marine had confessed her love for Lime. I think Lime would be a bit weirded out. She would likely tell Marine that she was sorry, but Otaru is the only one for her, but that she still wanted to be friends. And Marine, heartbroken, would cast herself into the Japoness Fuji, and save the planet anyway. I don't think that's quite accurate, but...

Or, Lime could say, "Oh, cool! I always wanted a girlfriend!" and there'd be many NC-17 yuri scenes. :bleed:

What if Cherry and Bloodberry arrived at Soemon's hiding place too late, in Program 19? (Ooh, another sad one...)

 

That's cruel! How dare you kill Lime?

Well let's be a bit more optimistic. Remember when Lime's maiden circuit flashed? Soemon got out of control... and I bet that the computer which would erase the maiden circuit would have exploded or something.

And... maybe Obiichi did try to insert Lime's maiden circuit into Koyuki's body... i think there was a fanfic about it BUT!

Here's the twist. Lime would awaken, confused, and would see sensei Obiichi there.
"Where's Otaru?" she asks
"Otaru? He's not here, but..."
"Otaru!!!"
Lime runs away from Soemon. "Koyuki... wait!"
But Lime ignores him, she still doesn't realize she's in another body.
"Otaru!!"
Otaru hears a voice calling his name. The pitch is a little different, but he recognizes her. "Lime???"
"Otaru!!!"
Lime falls to the floor, she still doesn't get accustomed to this body.
Soemon comes back, but Otaru intercepts him. Then, Lime starts crying... and Soemon drops his sword.
"No... don't cry, please..."
But Lime cries more, and more. Soemon falls to the floor, defeated. He just wanted to see her smile... and yet, he made her cry.
"... I'm sorry, I didn't want this to happen..."

And then who knows, one saber marionette might capture Lime's maiden circuit, and this could lead to another adventure!

OK. What if ... Lime had adopted, instead of Squirrely, a Ponta-kun! :catgirl: Or maybe if she had adopted one in the first chapter of J2X? (Sugoi that sounds so sweet it merits a fic on its own!!! ^_^ )

Please be as sweet and imaginative as possible <:3

 

I wasn't intending to kill Lime. You know that I could never do that. I care too much about all of the girls to even think about hurting them. You and I had this conversation, remember? I was just out of ideas.

I think the ponta-kuns are tougher than a squirrel, and they've been seen everywhere anyway, so, if Lime adopted a ponta-kun instead of Squirrely (Risuo), the whole of epidoe 15 would be different. I don't think a ponta-kun would make a mess of Cherry's Kitchen, or Bloodberry's pamphlets, or Hanagata's... manic obsessive collection of Otaru... paraphernalia, so I don't think anyone would make a fuss about her keeping one. However, a ponta-kun might not get sick, the way Squirelly did, so the extremely touching story in Episode 15, where Lime learns an important lesson about life, and about living things, would not occur, Lime wouldn't learn the lesson she did, and who knows how the series could have been de-railed from that point?

What if Densuke, Rinzo, and Tenbe had succeeded in kidnapping Cherry, in Program 8, rather than Lime? (You know them, the so-called, "Marionette Collectors") Wow, I'm a real bundle of joy lately, aren't I...

 

Well, if these guys had kidnapped Cherry...


Option 1) I can imagine a war with the Japoness criminal group (the ones who had "kidnapped" cherry earlier, remember?)

Oohhh gang battles... Cherry why are they fighting?
Lime, please, untie me!
Okay... hey what does this button do?
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP
Lime!!!!!
(Lime frowns) Um sorry....

Option 2)

Uh... Master Otaru?
(gang guys) Oh no, sorry, we're your new masters now.
(Cherry gets scared. Not because she's kidnapped but because they're so UGLY and UNGENTLE.
"Oh... if my Master Otaru just came to rescue me..." (fantasizes a little)
"Hey, Denzuke, why is she talking alone?"
"I don't know, I think she got broken..."
"I told you to be careful with her!"
(Cherry wakes up from her daydream. She realizes that probably she's gonna be kidnapped for a long time).
"Aw, so you're my new masters now?"
"Yes, we are!"
"Fine, then. Mind untying me? I can't clean this mess with my hands tied up..."
(They release her)
"Hey look at that, how horrible your hands are! Don't you know about personal hygiene?"
(They look at each other and wonder. Cherry gives them a few lessons of pulcritude and practically brainwashes them).
After Cherry finishes cleaning up their lair... happy because her new "masters" are finally turned into real gentlemen, she begins yelling: "BUT WHAT AM I DOING HERE!!!!"
So she runs away, screaming for her master Otaru, and the poor marionette collectors are left without nothing.

OK I leave the next idea to you guys.

 

...That's actually pretty cool. I like it. The second, I mean. The first, was okay, but I'm not into that kind of humour when it involves my best girl.

Hmm... a new thought. Jeez, I'm almost out of ideas.

Umm...What if... no, that's no good. Okay, maybe, What if Cherry... no, that one has too much of a hentai thought in it... :bleed:

Okay, I've got one... I think.

What if Otaru had a high-paying desk job, instead of the part-time jobs we're always seeing him work? I know, it sucks, but give me a break! I came up with it while sitting in a cubicle, waiting for the time to come when I can go home. (I'm not at work, though)

 

Yay! :anime: OK, to make things interesting, let's make it a sitcom!

(Otaru's on Earth and lives say... in New York).

(Long music intro, a-la "Friends" style. Intro finishes and we see the brief credits)

Otaru: Girls, I'm home!
Lime: Otaru!!! *glomps*
(Otaru falls to the floor)
Otaru: Lime, didn't I tell you NOT to receive me this way?
Lime: Um... let me remember...
(Flashback: In about 10 different scenes, Otaru yells at Lime whenever she glomps on him)
Lime: Uh, no....
(publich laughs, as Otaru gets a popped up vein on his forehead)
Lime: Hey guess what!
Otaru: What?
Lime (all excited): I cooked dinner for tonight!!!
Otaru (making a "oh, not again" face ¬¬ ): Oh, not again...
Uh, that's good Lime, but I don't think I'm hungry tonight...
Bloodberry (head popping up from the hall): Yeah, Lime, with your food, being empty is MUCH BETTER than getting diarrhea...
(public laughter is heard)
Lime: Bloodberry!!!
Otaru: Well, I'm goint go the bathroom...
(Otaru opens the doors and sees a very sensually-dressed Cherry.
(Softcore sax music is heard in the background)
Master Otaru... What would you say if...
(Otaru goes back and quickly closes the bathroom door from the outside)
Lime: Uh? What's wrong, Otaru?
Otaru: Uh, nothing, I'm fine...
Bloodberry (opening the bathroom door): Considering the situation, Cherry, "fine" is way out of your league.
(Public laughter is heard again)
Suddenly, the dept. door knocks.
Otaru (opening door): Who is it now?
Hanagata: Otaru!! I just wanted to see -
(Otaru smashes the door. Public laughs again)
Lime: Who was it, Otaru?
Otaru: Oh, nobody.
(Door knocks again)
Otaru: Excuse me for a second. (Otaru comes out and punches the face... of Koyuki!)
Otaru: Koyuki!! Oh, I'm so sorry! (public laughs again, even harder) I thought you were...
Koyuki: Ugh! How disrespectful!! Is this how you receive your neighbors?
(Flashback: Otaru smashes the door on Hanagata, another time punches him in the nose, another time puts a bucket of cold water on his head....)
Otaru: Well, USUALLY...
(Public laughs again, and the sitcom continues)


OK. My turn! What if... Baiko and Tamasaburo had maiden circuits, too (but for some reason they couldn't rescue Lorelei... say, they didn't have "pre-set" personalities)? Please be as verbose as possible. Mini-fanfics welcome.

 

I see it this way. If the Marionettes or the Dolls together can make a 'complete' Lorelei, then I find unnecessary to make another Lorelei-based Otome Kairo. The purpose, for me, of the three marionettes group is quality, not quantity. I mean, to create an artificial Lorelei, you need balance between the most important point in Lorelei's personality. Thing in Zeus, Poseidon and Hades, something like that. Therefore, Baiko and Tamasaburo couldn't replace Lorelei. In fact, they seem to have 'personalities' and I gues if they had OK, their 'personalities' would had been similar. Even more, Ieyasu says that the OK technology has been lost. I doubt they(Japoness people) could create personalities, they only could copy them as the original OK. Finally, they're only two, we need another one to replace a machine for a human

Ok, what if...
Faust succeeded in getting mature his Saber Dolls? (Before Otaru)

 

You didn't answer to my question! :-/

OK let's do this again. What if Baiko and Tamasaburo had emotions? (there! Much better). People can answer Jedimdo's question, but he must answer my question before answering any other.

 

If Faust succeeded in maturing the Saber Dolls before Otaru, he would likely send them away, to rescues Lorelei, with no regard or care for their safety. They would likely not return to him as Lime, Cherry, and Bloodberry did with Otaru, and Lorelei would probably leave him as soon as she found out all the horrible things he had done in her name. Leaving him with nothing.

Ooh, that's a mean one.

What if Hanagata got... 'The Operation' to get in touch with his more feminine side?

 

OK what if Hanagata had... WHAT!?!?

Lime: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!
THE END.

Lol! sorry I couldn't think of anything more about it. OK Let's see that scene again.

Lime: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!
THE END.

Sorry

 

Lol!

HAH! That was hilarious! But it doesn't really answer the question.

Tell you what. I'll reword it slightly.

What would Otaru do if Hanagata got... 'The Operation' to get in touch with his more feminine side?

There, no more 'Lime-eeeeeewww's.