Recreation War in Iraq protest.

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  1. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    If you're happy and you know it...

    ...BOMB IRAQ!

    Published on Monday, December 16, 2002 by
    CommonDreams.org
    If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq
    by John Robbins


    If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
    If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
    If the terrorists are Saudi,
    And your alibi is shoddy,
    And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
    If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
    If you think that SUVs,
    Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
    And your father you must please,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.
    If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.
    We assert that might makes right,
    Burning oil is a delight,
    For the empire we will fight,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
    If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
    So to hell with the inspections,
    Let's look tough for the elections,
    Close your mind and take directions,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
    If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
    If your politics are sleazy,
    And hiding that ain't easy,
    And your manhood's getting queasy,
    Bomb Iraq.

    Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
    For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
    Disagree? We'll call it treason,
    It's the make war not love season,
    Even if we have no reason,
    Bomb Iraq.

    John Robbins can be contacted through his
    website,www.foodrevolution.org
     
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  2. Energizer Bunny

    Energizer Bunny i wuv you

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    lol thats just too funny tbh good job nepx *shakes his hand*
     
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  3. Nephilim_X

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    LOL I didn't write it but thanks anyway.
     
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  4. k0gepan

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    heh. You always find the funny stuff. Kinda .....erm...warped though, if ya ask me. There ARE other people in Iraq...they're just brainwashed....and insane. ^^
     
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  5. Energizer Bunny

    Energizer Bunny i wuv you

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    i meant for finding it and posting it for us all to enjoy or hate whatever works silly neppy it says who wrote it right there *points*
     
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  6. Stos

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    LOL That is the funniest thing I heard in a long time. It is also so true. I am going to go read it again and laugh some more.
    There is also something like that I found. It was posted on a teen open diary entry by a fake George W. Bush. It was about Osama Bin laden. Once I find it I will post it here. It is really funny
     
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  7. The Jackal

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    LOL
    Where do u find this stuff! That's too funny to be legal!!!! LOL
     
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  8. Nephilim_X

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    Actually it probably won't be for long, what with all the control techniques that are beginning to come into use in the states. *shakes fist at the concept of the Poindexter database*

    Down with Big Brother!
     
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  9. Zanza

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    I just wanted to point that Iraq is an ok country, the only thing that is wrong with it is the ruler of it --;

    Oh yeah, Neph, Saudi is our sister country, even though they do stuff, but, still .. :sweat:
     
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  10. Nephilim_X

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    I didn't write it, and the bit about Saudi is how Dubya discriminates.
     
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  11. Nephilim_X

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    Translation: "I dont get it.":p
     
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  12. blood_pheonix

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    i get it, but, its... its... stupid, thats all:(
     
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  13. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    Its political commentary/social criticism to the tune of an old song. Funny, AND it has a point.

    I mean if you want to make your point, its best to do it in a way people will remember, right?

    Nobody forgets that. Hell, my friend started singing it on the car ride home last night.

    Then the whole van began to sing.

    Then a cop car pulled up beside us.

    He pulled away laughing his *** off.
     
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  14. blood_pheonix

    blood_pheonix New Member

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    racist bastards.
    i dont like racist jokes or **** like that.
    im not arab, or watever if thats what ur thinking, but, people who are cant help wat race they are and what other people do. it is out of theyr control.
    like, maybe someone will read this and, u know, be hurt or insulted or watever.
    i dunno. i dont care. do what u want.
     
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  15. Nephilim_X

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    Racist? What the hell?

    The whole point of the song is that its against attacking Iraq and againstBush's policy. It's against racism. It's against finding and attacking a scapegoat so you can make yourself look better.

    I think this quote from my friend, Rocketgirl (from SB) sums it up.
    "(Bush) wants to be re-elected, he wants to follow in daddy's footsteps, he wants public opinion to swing his way. There's no real reason for this war. Oh, sure, Saddam Hussein is no saint, but he hasn't attacked us or our allies since Desert Storm. We're going in in the name of defeating terrorism, but that's a pretext and we all know it."

    Maybe you should read carefully and reflect before you slap a label on it, proclaiming it as racist.
     
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  16. Odango_rose

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    that's interesting! very funny. LOL!
     
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  17. Stos

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    Here is a link to a parody of George W. Bush that I promised. . Bush (parody) Diary Click on the Anti Terrorism Party entry. It is the funniest one on there. Tell me what you think.
     
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  18. c0ke

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    That was one funny **** nep. God damn Bush intentionally averting the Osama Bin Laden Issue and scapegoating Suddam (Although he deserves to be shot full of lead).
     
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  19. Nephilim_X

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    Bush is a moron, what can I say? When Dan Quayle was an idiot I laughed, with Bush I just want to smack him.
     
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  20. Little Washu

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    GEEeeZZzz thats some funny stuff and someone should smack Bush!!:D LOL;)

    ~Washu
     
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