Humour a little riddle...

XD yeah. Some people read that one wrong, like the 'where do you bury the survivors?' one. XD

Anyways, the answer to my other one (cause it seems either no one craes about it or has given up) is Golf. The game starts on a 'Tee' remember? ~_^

 

Here is a fairly easy one:

What runs but never moves?

 

I've heard that before many times. An engine (ie. a car's engine)
It could also be:
a refrigerator
a wall

 

Yeah those could work too. I never thought of them. The answer I knew to that one was "a nose."

 

Now... the most dreade riddle of all!!!![/DBZ impression]


"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."

 

language
language is the third word in 'the english language'

 

I would have said a river runs.

 

the river flows

This is easy:
The man who invented it doesn't want it, The man who bought it doesn't need it, The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

 

The answer is a coffin and a river also runs, thank you very much.

 

Language is the third word.


Here's another one:
One if you dont get I will laugh extremly hard, every one knows it;
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

And a harder one;
If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?

 

First one:

They weigh the same. A pound is a pound.

Second: Light the lamp: it creates a flame that you can use on the other things same as the match.

 

Answers To the last one

1. They are the same a pound is a pound.
2. You would light the match first!!




Riddle me this:
"If a mans past is History what is a womens?"

 

A pound is the weight, not the quantity. Retard.

 

Enable your sarcasm detector. Retard.

Oh, and yeah, I think the answer is Her(s)tory.

 

Your all right it is herstory

 

try this one ppl
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

 

Charcoal

A box is filled with water. It weighs 1,000 pounds. What can you add to make it weigh less?​

 

lol,
you add A HOLE to the box , hope Im right

you should all know this one its hard but famous
*a box without hinges, keys, or lid,
yet golden treasure inside is hid,*