Humour a little riddle...

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  1. Gemini_Kumori

    Gemini_Kumori New Member

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    o...o... I know this one! It's an egg!

    If I'm right then here's mine (REALLY EASY):

    Alive without breath,
    As cold as death;
    Never thirsty, ever drinking,
    All in mail never clinking.
     
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  2. TheGreatShinobi

    TheGreatShinobi New Member

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    its fish, my book was open right to it maybe we shouldnt use the hobbit as a resorce for are riddles

    heres a hard one the answer is also hard to understand

    **your in a room with walls all around you,(no doors,no windows) the only thing in it is a desk and a mirror. how do you get out?**

    i'll give three guesses from difrent people then i'll post up the answer:D
     
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  3. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    Look in the mirror. See. Take what you saw. Use the saw to cut a hole in the desk. Scream yourself hoarse as you fall into the hole. Ride the horse to freedom.


    (yes, thats actually how its answered)
     
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  4. TheGreatShinobi

    TheGreatShinobi New Member

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    :Dneph you got half of it right but I think you said the other half on purpose:D

    all right heres how it goes
    you look in the mirror, you take what you saw,you saw the table in half, put the two halfs together and you have a hole,now you can go through the hole out the room.

    1/2+1/2=1...or... half + half=awhole

    get it?
     
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  5. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    Both answers end up working; I just had an alternate version.

    ANYWAY NEW RIDDLE.

    This one is remarkably easy...

    You have two coins that total 30 cents. One of the coins is not a nickel. What are the two coins?
     
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  6. Baphijmm

    Baphijmm Kunlun Knight

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    The one that's not a nickel is a quarter. The other's a nickel. :p

    I don't have any other riddles offhand, but I'll try to post one later.
     
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  7. Nephilim_X

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    Yeah, Baph got it. *shrugs* I was lazy.
     
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  8. IceLands

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    I want to post a riddle.

    (i think its hard, I didnt know it, even though it was laying on the table when my friend told me this riddle)

    Its green before you eat it, red when you eat it, and black when you spit it out.;)
     
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  9. yakamashi

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    gum... i don't knpw! lets see... green stuff that turns red when eaten, and black when spit out... a green lollipop that turns to a different color when it touches your saliva and the middle is an ant that you spit out.
     
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  10. TheGreatShinobi

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    I got a riddle its hard if youv never read the bible(you dont even need to have read it to know this one :) )

    how many of each animal did moses take on the ark?
     
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  11. Reisti Skalchaste

    Reisti Skalchaste New Member

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    Ahh, Reader's Digest. I saw that one in it.

    The answer is, of course, none. Noah took 2 of every animal, 1 of each gender.
     
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  12. TheGreatShinobi

    TheGreatShinobi New Member

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    Now heres an easy one....

    if a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which side of the roof does the egg fall off?
    ~~~~.&~~ {thats supposed to be a rooster and the dot is an egg)
    ~~~/\
    ~~/__\
    ~/____\
     
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  13. IceLands

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    roosters dont lay eggs I think there all male
     
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  14. luvweaver

    luvweaver Ad Jesum per Mariam

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    doh

    This one's easy if you're a LOTR fan.

    This thing all things devours:
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Gnaws iron, bites steel;
    Grinds hard stones to meal;
    Slays king, ruins town,
    And beats high mountain down!

    Will you answer, my precioussssss? :D
     
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  15. Hiro

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    okay i have to post this one:

    A mage gets married one day to a woman. To test her honesty and mind he asks her to say something to him that could either be a truth or a lie. If what she says is a lie he will stab her with a sword and kill her, but if what she says is the truth he will kill her with magic.

    What does the wife say to her husband so that he does not kill her?(she has to say something and it has to be something that is the truth or a lie)

    now geuss what the answer to this is. It was pretty hard when i first tried it but the answer is pretty easy if you think about it.
     
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  16. Kagome's Arrow

    Kagome's Arrow Princess of Unicorns

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    Geez, that's pretty lame that he'd kill her on their honeymoon or whatever. Does he even have a logical reason for killing her or is he a necrophiliac?

    Either way, this is just a random and probably false guess, bu-ut

    "This sentance is a lie".
     
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  17. Hiro

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    Actually you were pretty close with the first thing you said, but try again... :anime:
     
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  18. Baphijmm

    Baphijmm Kunlun Knight

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    She says "You will kill me by the sword."
     
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